Why are Russians frightened of T-I-G-E-R-S?
Why are Russians frightened of T-I-G-E-R-S?
Jackson Hughes
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Carson Stewart
Because if you kill tiger in Russia you will be raped in jail by pedos and cannibals.
Mason Garcia
>cannibals
Is this true? Will you get eaten just because you kill a S-P-A-C-E T-I-G-E-R?
Andrew Carter
because it rhymed with nigger
Isaiah Wilson
this summer some guy literally walked a tiger on one of the beaches of my city
nobody gave a shit
Noah Robinson
Which city is this
Carter Brown
why not?
Jason Murphy
that's not how tiger is pronounced
Colton Richardson
Stupid, those things have been known to randomly maul their masters to death for no apparent reason, even after years of training and bonding.
Zachary Stewart
nakhodka [spoiler]:3[/spoiler]
one of the poems i have learned while i was studying english:
>There was a young lady of Niger
>Who smiled as she rode on a Tiger;
>They came back from the ride
>With the lady inside,
>And the smile on the face of the Tiger.
but as for nigger it rather rhymes with tigger
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Elijah Wood
Niger and Tiger don't rhyme, Niger is either "Nye-jer" or "Nee-zhear", while Tiger is "Tie-guhr"
Parker Nelson
well it's a well known limerick written by william cosmo monkhouse, a british poet, i guess he knew what he did
Jeremiah Rivera
Calling WWF
Brayden Turner
Maybe it was pronounced differently back then. English is my only language, I'm pretty certain of the pronunciations
this site that narrates the poem confirms that
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Levi James
Posrt Russian S-P-A-C-E balls pls
t. lurker on mobile
Christian Davis
ok, let's agree on the modified version:
there was a young lady, a nigger,
who smiled as she rode on a tigger... [spoiler]:3[/spoiler]
but the tigger looks happy
Tyler Hughes
ye
never bothered to save any
Nathan Perry
Russian posters are cute desu
Jonathan Jenkins
They are!
Sebastian Butler
Even S-P-A-C-E won't ensure safety from Russian T-I-G-E-R.
Julian Robinson
i hope your mother will rot in hell forever after she dies of cancer
Jaxson Edwards
*blush*
Ethan Smith
It's all fun and games...
I hate when people think they're this kind of animal whisperers.
He deserves to get mauled. Not the people around him though.
What an arrogant cunt.