What should we do in 2020 Tokyo Olympic opening ceremony?

What should we do in 2020 Tokyo Olympic opening ceremony?

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Naked japanese idol girls.

That will destroy our country’s good image

KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TETTTSSSSSSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Japanese idol girls performing only in thighighs or kneesocks

K-on hologram concert! youtube.com/watch?v=dCViI6l2100

have a hologram miku concern and carry hayao miyazaki to the stage then from him in a giant dumpster.

concert* throw*

オープニングアクトは、嵐,関ジャニ出演の「ジャニーズ夢のコラボ」
選手入場、アニメキャラ(ドラえもん,ふなっしー)が各国の紹介
EXILE,三代目 J Soul Brothersのメンバーを乗せたお神輿が登場、歌い騒ぐ
石原伸太郎名誉都知事(仮)による開会宣言。話の大半は1964年の東京五輪の話題
AKBメンバーが秋葉原から国立競技場まで聖火リレー 、最終走者は谷亮子
と思いきや長嶋茂雄がヨロヨロしながら登場、実況席の徳光和夫号泣
SMAPの世界に一つだけの花(生歌)をBGMに点火
和田アキ子によるWE ARE THE WORLDアカペラ

Giant robot battle melee with winning pilot lighting the torch with a wrist flamethrower

nanking massacre re-enactment

すげぇなこれw絶対歴史に残るわ
マジでこうなって欲しい
オリンピックなんて一部の既得権益層が儲かるだけで平民にはなんの恩恵も無いイベントだよな

It's Japan, not Korea.

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The final torchbearer in Tokyo 2020

五輪の開会宣言は天皇だよ
東京、札幌は昭和天皇、長野は今上天皇が開会宣言している

wow

Live action hentai or hologram hentai

please dont do degenerate jpop stuff, degenerate anime stuff, degenerate loli stuff, degenerate japan highschool uniform cliche stuff, degenerate sushi stuff and anything even remotely related
do something to remind what is cool about japan

This. Let's create a petition.

The image would be great and beautiful.


よく考えたなお前

Happened recently. It was awkward and Team USA won as I thought. At least it made weebs mad.

umaru

本当にそうだったら伝説ってレベルじゃねぇな
コピペだぞ

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Giant robots

Human Instrumentality, of course

Miku hologram is the only answer

アニメキャラはまだ許せるよ。akb/ジャニ/Exileだけは絶対に許さない。

youtube.com/watch?v=x7PjQnw_E0U
Sounds good desu

アニメのようにアイドルは日本の文化に見られる
だからどうでもいいじゃない?

Pikachu parade
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vdw95wblmoE

Or Squid Sisters
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wxkKUbNnXKE

Have mario rescue princess peach from hentai tentacle monsters while holding an egg with ass. He is not allowed to break or crack the egg

Something like that might work I mean pic was created by the artist who made the great wave. As an added bonus it would piss off the christfag Burgers

>Pikachu parade

THIS

アイドルは確かに日本の文化の一部と言えるけど幼稚で絵面が酷いからやだ

幼稚と言っても五輪は面白いところじゃない
軽い気で世界とともに楽しめるのは悪くないと思う

Maori Haka a la nippon banzai style with as many virgins and neets performing as possible

>neets
>performing
That's an oxymoron m8

sorry, meant to write netuyo

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ooNlLzm2wRA

A stadium full of dancing pikachus will btfo that scary "I'm going to take your land" Beijing 2008 drum opening.

the theme can be making love to hot gajin.

>drifting
>samurai
>giant robots
>shinto
>geishas
>based Abe dressing up as mario again

>drifting
shit
>samurai
shit
>giant robots
shit
>shinto
shit
>geishas
shit
>based Abe dressing up as mario again
shit

well what would you do instead?

me the ditto pikacha.

Announce season 2 of Flip Flap and apologize for not buying enough of the first season

Uninronically you should use this to hold the falme
Would be fucking amazing

As long as it has nothing to do with little girls or anime. Anything goes. Probably something with the asimo robot as said earlier in thread.

Show uncesored clitoris, vulva and vagina

ROCKETO PUNCH!!

have samurai kill themselves during ritual ceremonies

T H I S
H
I
S

>asimo robot lights the olympic flame

読んでるこっちまで恥ずかしくなったw

実はweebの俺もAKB以外一つも知らない

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premier trailer for umaru S3

O love Japan.

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希君は何を見たい?

What should we do in 2024 Paris Olympics opening ceremony ?

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pray

Naturally ride a packed train and be like one of those train perverts on every doujinshi's with trains with it.

3 suicidal bombings as the intro and 15 mass shootings in the main event

Get Uyama Hiroto and Shingo02 do some jazzy shit.

Rude

banning loli and shota porn

de skulle også banne femdom så den svans i vores tråd ville holde kæft

Junior Idol live performance.

あの文章がわかるとかお前随分日本のこと知ってるんだな

Konichiwa domoo arigatoo gozaimasu sosai sankin kotai samurai daimyos shiogun amaterasu tenno mikado anime ichi ni san netsuke tsunami namadzu susanoo KAWAII :3

It be will the biggest “Fuck you” to UN

Nigger you literary write in heart emojis

War drums

Miku concert at the Olympic stadium

Japan has so many great things, as long as you don't do some watered-down western stuff almost anything, at least anything the rest of the world knows about, would be great. I guess a boring speech would be pretty bad too.

Do something fun.
I want representation for traditional J-fashion.

reenactment of honno ji incident, abe can be nobunaga

Anything will be better than the Rio opening

monkey knife fighting

Public execution of chinese and korean audience

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BP469wlVuZU

Satan Bear Mascot Dance!

praising the chinese empire

>tfw 2020 olympics will raise japan's birth rate and genetic diversity