You have been drafted into the Sup Forums Army. Here you are all equally worthless until you prove otherwise. Get to rolling before you are sent into /trash/
>Singles A Private, huh? Might as well just be a nigger
>Dubs Moving up in the world, huh Sergeant? Now go sage a trap thread
>Trips Finally, someone worth a shit around here, Lieutenant. Have some tits
>Quads Commander, welcome to YOUR Threadnaught to lead
Does anyone else think it’s kind of sweet that these boys are being given a chance to feel like part of the team? I think it’s cute seeing them all salute and probably so good for their self esteem
Jaxson Ward
roland
Mason Scott
Zoinks
Aiden Myers
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Oliver Kelly
Round 2
Justin Cook
i do. it always warms my heart when i see a down syndrome kid working somewhere, usually retail. they are actually the nicest employees in my experience and really try hard to socialize. like they aren't even awkward about it. even if they were i wouldn't care but just goes to show how even severely/mildly handicapped individuals can be light-years ahead of other individuals in terms of personality and mannerism.
Sebastian Williams
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Jacob Anderson
roll
Jack Lewis
Rollin
Oliver Young
Private
Carter Hernandez
nigger get!
Julian Evans
THIS RECRUIT HAS AIDS SIR
Isaac Moore
As your new lieutenant I command milhouse is a meme
