An average professional football game lasts 3 hours and 12 minutes...

>An average professional football game lasts 3 hours and 12 minutes, but if you tally up the time when the ball is actually in play, the action amounts to a mere 11 minutes

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Truly makes one ponder

soccer is 90 straight minutes of boring shit

that’s why I only watch the highlights the next day or enjoy a comfy evening of drinking and socializing at one of many super bowl parties around here. Hardly anyone watches the whole ‘game’.

SOCCER IS GAY

sorry, I guess we don't have enough stupid commercials to entertain you

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TOO MUCH COMMERCIALS IN NFL GAMES

DATS MURIKA 4 U

I LIKE BASEBALL MOAR - GO ANGELS

>The average Sup Forums poster is generally autistic, but if you tally up the Sup Forumsposter you realise he's also retarded

You are 56% that

Pathetic desu

observe how the Amerilard deflects

he doesn't deny that his 'sport' consists of 11 minutes, and that he spends over 3 hours watching non-stop commercials. he simply tries to deflect the accusation entirely by trying to talk about another sport.

People on tv have commercials, but what the fuck people in the stadium are doing during these 3 hours of literally waiting?

11 minutes

eating

No argument here. Handegg is a retarded fucking sport, that maims and sometimes kills its athletes.

Soccer is indeed superior, as is MMA and Boxing.

Baseball and Basketball are also quite shit. Baseball because it's incredibly dull until the world series, and basketball because any sport that is 75% african american obviously doesn't have a level playing field.

That said, Rugby and Cricket are steaming piles of shit too.

It is alright to watch 2bh but yeah I don't think I'll ever get used to how many breaks there are.

It’s an hour of playing time, not 11 minutes, Achmed

The ads are literally only a problem if you're the sort of autist who watches sports by themselves lmao

>an average professional soccer game takes 90 minutes but if you tally up the actual amount of entertainment, it amounts to a mere 0 minutes

>we dont have commercials

Quatar Airways is my favorute team!

>watch 90 minutes of soccer
>0-0

>QB stands around with the clock running down over half the time

Refilling their super triple gulp soda

hello Americanised bum boy

>11 minutes

I don't buy that at all. As soon as the ball is snapped its in play. I'd like to see how they conducted that """study""".

they have big screens in the stadium too so they can watch the commercials while they eat their big macs

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>He doesn't watch a range of sports with the various parts of his social circle
Sup Forums is a normalfag board

getting shot

Yeah mate I’ll just call the boys round to watch Crystal Palace vs Newcastle on a Sunday afternoon, bellend

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because the clock runs down before the ball is snapped

Well you're a dumbass. Every time a play ends that doesn't go out of bounds, the clock keeps ticking. It probably does add up to around 11 minutes of effective playing time on average.

We pontificate on potential game situations as someone watches a chess match

its trash, on gamepass you can watch a contracted game "in 40" and they only show from the snap to when the ball is blown dead, then it skips right to the next snap. yes its a lot shorter but its nowhere close to being as short as 11 minutes

You've admitted you watch sports alone so this thread makes sense now. Fuck off to wizardchan where you belong faggot.

Really funny how a bunch of second and third world countries obsess over us, you think we would know or care if Portugal's super bowl was happening today? Nobody would give a shit, nobody would have saved a fictitious rendering of some sort of goblin-ogre and been desperate enough to characterize it as an American. If I want a cheap slut for a wife, I'll fly down to your shitty country first class and take your sister and she'll thank me for it. Shut your favela living, garbage third world mouth.

>faggot

Yank melt

>I enjoy a sport
>I will ONLY watch games involving MY team
pick one retard

very rude

>go to Europe
>concert to Islam
>observe sharia law
>participate in daily raping of a white woman
>watch a bus barrel into a crowd of innocent people
>cheer
>go to local footie match
>watch for 90 minutes
>0-0

>aka - eating so much you want to puke

Maybe you should not make 100 threads about this event on Sup Forums

This isn't even that hard to prove wrong. Game footage trimmed down to just the "interesting" bits ranges from 30-45 minutes.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sv0aivi1v4U

But even if that were how games were broadcast, it wouldn't be a better experience. For the knowledgeable watcher almost all of the pre-snap action is interesting. You observe the defense's formation, then the offense as they break huddle. You observe how the offense forms and how the defense adjusts to it.

Replays aren't wastes of time either; you're guaranteed to miss things.

The only thing objectively bad about watching football is the commercials.

I'd try

/r9k/
reddit
wizardchan

They understand your plight and are a safe space for autistic shut ins.

FINALLY someone says it.

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Yuros are dumb lol

Trim my hedges, Jose.

>whiter than you mohammed

>stop posting American sports on an American website

Only a third of the Super Bowl's audience is American.

Maybe you should gobble my cock, faggot

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>*rape a 12 year old white girl*
>halal

>those 11 minutes have more action than 90 minutes of "non stop soccer"
really fires up those peanuts

today is the biggest sporting day of the year in America, where you all gather round the television to watch COMMERCIALS

Is this really the best you've got?

how would you know what a white girl is?

>typical American circa 2018
Also
>typical German circa 2050 sans taqiyah

I love when French TV dare to show American sports. Here commercials are regulated so you just can't have 1000 of them anytime you want.

Its always funny to see the commentators struggling to find shit to say every time there is a break, so like every 5 minutes.

What sports do you watch lad. How many do you watch with friends?

>Replays aren't wastes of time either
Replays are imperative to all sports, you get to see things from different angles, get to make your own decisions on Fouls/Penalties and enjoy really spectacular plays in slow motion

why is half the audience morbidly obese ??

they should get some really fat guys on mobility scooters to fights
what would be funny

You have arab airlines on your jerseys instead of team names

>watching bad porn
>watching gay porn

Pick one frog.

on the BBC you cannot show any commercials

they literally have to cut back to the studio every time where there's nothing to talk about

genetics la

Thread was made by a bong you hemp puffing boat nigger

I think he's a faggot but you can't compare logos on t-shirts to having the rules of the game changed to fit tv ads

It's a japanese website now faggot.

Begone.

the other day i saw a thread about... the super bowl. It wasn’t about a player, a tactic, or even a team. It was about, burgers, hot dogs, nachos, tortillas, and tons of crap with cheese.

literally doesn't interfere with the game in anyway, just completely silent, unobstructive advertising.

meanwhile, you built your sport around the principle of showing hundreds of television commercials every single game to get all your good goys out there CONSUMING

>go to UK
>get hit by bus driven by raghead
>go to concert
>narrowly avoid dying in bombing.
>take a train
>have to thwart a terrorist plot, everyone else too busy observing sharia law
>watch a footie match
>90 minutes
>0-0

COMMERCIAL

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life is good, although I won’t be watching this shite anyway

>soccer player pretends to get pushed and lays on the ground while the clock runs

the servers are still in USA and the rules literally say "don't post illegal content under USA laws" so...

Can americans ever handle banter without resorting to Sup Forumsposting? Why do they even resort to this when they get BTFO for being mutts? Boggles the mind.

>be american
>get shot
>it was the police

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>Portugal's super bowl
That would be the Champions League final and it's much, much more popular than this ad-fiesta.

>An electric kettle is 240 volts that you don't need if you own a stove or a microwave

Same way you do during your daily rape mob, Muhammad.

I enjoy the NFL I'm on your side. but that time is added on at the end, hence "Injury Time"

>time not spent playing is added on at the end of the allotted time

>microwaving water
enjoy your cancer

Forgot the image

>be british
>get acid thrown into face
>it was by a muslim police officer

>be american
>melt plastic kettle over gas hob

>world cup soon
BASED

is Brasil still the final GP or is that an old image?

>be British
>women getting raped and ran over by mudslimes
>"pip pip cheerio, bring more of em over, I say!"

Do you think Americans are white?

How do all those poor shits afford TV to watch soccer?

Exactly, so you add up the playtime and replays you're at about an hour and a half, plus at least 20 minutes more of interesting pre-snap play. Still too many commercials but definitely more than 11 minutes of interesting.

yep, I'm pretty hyped to see England underperform in the group stage but struggle through to lose in the 2nd round. hope we get a new Winner

wrong it's whatever they call their little mickey mouse cup

European banter sucks. It's the same shit jokes over and over. Le 56% man is literally just the 2017 Sup Forums version of the Ugly American, which was just a caricature based on much older stereotypes.