When did you guys got your first blowjob?

When did you guys got your first blowjob?

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my dad

In 2011, i was 17
I lasted no more than a minute
Shit was cash

>When
>My dad

Are you fucking retarded, mate?

How was she?

8, get on my level

I met a 40 year old chick off instagram when i was 23. We were both into poetry n art. Let me fuck her so many times. Drove 12 hours to see me lmao. Was like ordering pussy on amazon.

Brunette, skinny, perky tits, very pretty and we where both virgins

17, snuck girl in my room to sleep over with parents in the next room,
was asleep and girl went under the blanket and started working my pole, jizzed hard a few minutes later in her mouth

1980 - I was 14 and rode my bike 15 miles to visit a girl I met at church camp.

Smiled the whole ride home...

around 18. she was same age. got to cum on her face afterwards.

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She is cute! Nice tits?

age 17 or 18.

Took a girl from another school to her prom. All girls school so she didn't have experience with boys to know what an autist I was back then. She was extremely pretty. The night after prom we kissed and I played with her titties for hours. About 2 weeks later she sucked me off on her living room couch while her mom was making us dinner.

About 13. Girl was 15, best blowies of my life her mouth was like a hurricane and she always swallowed.

28 KHV
Genuinely considering getting blown by some random on Grindr at this point.

18 or 19
now looking back to those days she gave me so fucking many ''hints'' that we could have fucked/i'd gotten bj so much earlier... me being a virgin played it mega safe and waited her suggestion

tits were okay. still dream of hooking up with her again tho.

12 or 13 (7th grade), not super excited about it because it was from my oddly homosexual, yet contradictory christian best friend. He swallowed my cum in his room when his family wasn't home. Wasn't the only time it happened too.
He moved away since then but it still kinda haunts me, I was very susceptible to peer pressure then and he would not give up until I gave in

Not really a blowjob but first time my dick was in a girl's mouth i was 15, gf also 15. she had no idea what to do, didn't cum. First actual blowjob I was 18 dating a 16 year old, she swallowed.

16, from my gf at the time who was massively fucked in the head and gradually became more batshit as time went on, eventually becoming emotionally abusive. Luckily she left me, if she hadn't I would have been trapped for longer.

Wasn't even particularly good head, either, definitely not worth the grief. But at the time I remember thinking "I've made it". Hindsight is 20/20, and to any young people reading this, DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.

photos pls

When I was 16, jewish girlfriend. She was fuckin hot and stayed with her for 2 years. Still friends with her though

Ok boomer

i was 14, my gf was 15, she wanted to have sex and i wanted to do stuff i've seen on porn so i liked her pussy and had her suck my dick before i fucked her

like a dream come true. things just aren't the same when you arent a horny teenager anymore

>'88
>14 yo me
>Girl around the corner
>slut sent to live with G&G
>in her grandpa's barn
>came quick
>swallowed it all down
>we studied alot together
>"helped her" with her chores after that

Never really bf&gf
She had boy friends at school
We lived in a pretty rural area and were neighbors and
Penny just loved sucking dick. Mine happened to be close by

was she cute or didn't care, got dick sucked?

Growing up my best friends family just didn’t give a fuck. We smoked weed and did pills out in the open and so did his parents and siblings. We liked different stuff but everyone loved ecstasy it was always around. If his mom and step dad didn’t have any they would buy some from us and vice versa. One night I was the only one left awake and was wandering around the house when I went into his little sisters room she was naked and rolling hard. She was kinda awake but in and out sucking on her pacifier. I was also fucked up and horny and wondered if she would suck my dick like the pacifier. So I pulled it out of her mouth and put my limp dick on her lips. She sucked it right in and gave me those slow rythmic loving sucks. I came in her mouth and she swallowed and kept sucking. I left my dick in her mouth long enough to cum two more times. I did this as often as possible until she turned 11 and we started fucking.

How the fuck you faggots cum from blowjob?

>doge the crazy
good advice nigga

Uncut.

15. My girlfriend at the time had just turned 16 so we drove out to the next town over for dinner, as it was also out anniversary. Parked in a lot behind some baseball fields and got succed dry. Shit was gnarly.

...said the guy who's never had/or a good blowjob

Average. But cute.

you need to find a girl that knows how to suck dick. Maybe the girl you got a bj from before just didn't have much experience. Girls that have never given head before are really bad at it I always end up having to masturbate in their mouth to blow.

Girls that know how to suck dick can get you off in a couple minutes. I got this blowjob here but she was really bad at it because it was her first time, but after a couple weeks of getting head every night she was pro

>who's never had/or a
Try that again

Actually I did and i never had to pay for it.

You've obviously never had a good one. It's really easy but some women are shit at giving them.

My first bj was with my first gf and she was terrible, I didn't cum. Later on, I got a bj from a new girl and it was amazing.

Pretty much this. Our dicks actually work and honestly blowjobs feel amazing. I feel bad for the rest of you butchered fuckers who will never know what great sex or an awesome hummer will actually feel like. but it does explain why a lot of you are in the closet still.

kek you fell for this pol meme? I'm cut, blowjobs are great and women 100% prefer sucking off cut dicks

no need, you completely understood it

Imagine how it feels for you and then imagine that it could feel even better.

Sure bud, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Me & neighbor boy when we were about 13-14, 32 now and have live in gf so I didn't get the gays disease

Gay disease? You can't get AIDS from oral

Y'all faggot are weak, doesn't matter how good the bitch can suck dick you got last longer than a blowjob.

it literally is a pol meme the only thing that changes is you need lube to masturbate. I know dudes that got cut late in life due to infections they all say the same, that the feeling during sex and blowjobs is exactly the same

why would I? I prefer cumming on her face or her swallowing it. My gf sucks and swallows every morning when I wake up and she loves doing it.

Why? Sometimes I like to cum from the blowjob, sometimes not. To be honest cumming in a girls mouth, having her show me it and then swallow is way better than cumming inside anyway. Usually if we're driving somewhere I'll pull over for a quick blowjob, or in the morning when there isn't much time. My girl just loves sucking dick.

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i was 18. met this girl online. she was much older maybe 34. not pretty but she kept trying to grab my cock so "why not?" she sucked my cock as i drove her home. swallowed my load. showered at least 3x to get the ugly girl smell on me but at least i got blown.

I meant I didn't turn gay from it lol

Pull over? Just have her suck you off whenever youre going to be in the car for more than 20 minutes

17 from my cock obsessed 15 year old GF at the time

Everyone saying he blew a load on his first blowjob is a lying little incel.

In the car after prom. She was super cute and horny but used her teeth too much.

when your mom made her "all holes are open" world tour in 2008

I did, why wouldn't you just masturbate into her mouth? that's what I did. It was her first time giving a blowjob too she was terrible at it

yes you can

> Be me, 18 years old
> Kissless virgin
> Never really thought about having sex
> Start college
> Flatmate always brings girls home and I always hear them through the wall
> Start getting horny
> Install Tinder
> Many matches, but no one would actually answer
> I see Grindr on my recommended apps, and I install it for the laughs
> I see a transgender girl's profile, but she's not online and ends up disappearing
> End up talking with a guy that says he's looking for trans girls
> We hit it off, and he suggests we meet up
> I'm suspicious, but I agree because I don't really have friends
> We talk about different things until we start talking about sex
> He asks if it bothers me that I'm a virgin
> I say yes
> He puts his hand on my leg and says that he could blow me, just to try it
> I finally agree
> He puts my dick on his mouth
> Feels good
> I literally cum in under a minute
> I'm embarrased, and I leave
This was 4 years ago, and I haven't done anything with a girl yet, but I've tried some things with guys, so it doesn't count as virgin hahah

Close the curtains on the basement windows there guy. You have no idea what you're babbling about. Let the grown ups talk son

he probably assumes everyone was as nervous as he was. I wasnt nervous I was horny as fuck I had been trying to get a blowjob out of this girl for weeks before she finally did it

Kys incel you just proved my point

>19
>she was hesitant
>no clue what feels good
>kinda just put it in her mouth and didn't really suck it
>"user, my jaw hurts, I can't do this anymore"
>that was less than a minute in
it was awful

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Damn user sounds amazing

That's all the proof you need? You must be one gullible fucktard.

I love how some girls just loving sucking dick. Back in school dozens of us used to go to travel to a local island to the camp for the week during school holidays. It was a way for us to drink alcohol and smoke weed and party without cops breaking us all up. There were some girls that came with us that were from 2 grades below us and one of them was hot and loved giving head, we all took turns visiting her tent for blowjobs over that week. I have no idea how many times I got sucked off she thought it was hilarious I kept coming back. Never really talked to her either, all I remember her was saying "you again!?" and laughing

I was 15 in 2009. I had lost my virginity earlier that year when I was drunk and I didn't remember it very well so when my girlfriend at the time sucked my dick after much whining and hesitation, I was amazed by the soft wet warmth of a mouth and I busted a huge nut within a minute. I didn't think to warn my girlfriend that I was about to cum, so I just let loose in her mouth. She went "eewwww!" But all the same she didn't take my cock out of her mouth and spit it out, she swallowed. I asked why didn't she spit it out and she said she didn't want to get my sheets dirty and she already had to taste it. It felt amazing and I still prefer getting head to any other sexual activity.
Sadly my current girlfriend really doesn't want me to cum in her mouth. She was sucking my cock last week and I was about to nut really hard and I was super into it and distracted so I just let go and started cumming a ridiculous amount. I remembered in half a second that I wasn't supposed to skeet in her mouth and I pulled her head up off my cock but I'd already shot a decent bit into her mouth and since I was still coming, it oozed all over her tiny hands (she's 5'2") and all over me. She wasn't even that upset because shes always proud of herself when she finishes me but it was probably the first and last time I'll get to do that with her, which sucks because my last two long term exes swallowed it all every time, one with great enthusiasm and the other as a personal favor to me because she knows it feels better

Was 14. The slut was 16. Yikes.

How old were you guys?

when I was 5 or 6, not really consensual

My friend called me over to his house during the summer. He was frantic sounding and talking way to fast I couldn’t understand him so I just went to his house. He was awkward and not many people liked him, but to me he was like a Latino Kenny from South Park. When I got there he was visibly shaking and talking to me in a mix of Spanish and English. When he calmed down he told me he had the coolest thing to share with me but he made me promise to keep it a secret like 100 times. He tells me to be quiet and follow him and says just let what’s gonna happen happen. We walk into his moms room and his little cousin was watching tv. She’s maybe 7 or 8 and I’d only met her a few times. He walks over to her and talks to her in Spanish while pointing at me. She looks like she’s thinking then smiles and nods yes. He called me over and told me to just let her do whatever she wants. I’m super confused at this point, then she jumps off the bed and sticks her hand up my athletic shorts and starts rubbing my balls. I’m alarmed and caught off guard I look at my friend and he just nods. I’m frozen in place as my brain melted. Then I feel my shorts being pulled down but I’m looking up at the ceiling fan. Then I felt warm moist heaven around my dick. I looked down just in time to watch myself cum in her mouth. It felt like all my energy poured out through my dick and I sat down bare assed on the floor after I came. My friend then unzipped his pants and she relieved him to. She was with their family for the whole summer. And I came over almost everyday.

12 or so. Strip or dare can be fun sometimes.
For those who don't know what that is, you all sit in a circle and take turns spinning a bottle. The person it points to has a choice of taking off an article of clothing or doing a dare.

How did you decided to do strip or dare?

Boredom

If you studied so much together, you would know "a lot" is two words.

Yes you did.

17, got head from my new gf 16 like a week after getting together. Hooked up in the back of her car and she made me nut in like 2 minutes.

I was like 20,she was 16. She had a bf at the time, at 300 km from my home, and her home town. Got her drunk, bought her at my place one week end, she started jerking me, when i was about to come she swallowed it all. This was the biggest slut id ever had since, the things i did with her...

11

Six years old by my neighbor. Her brother told me one day that his sister knows how to blow a cock and asked if I wanted to see. We went to his house and into his sister's room. He asked he for a blowjob and she got embarrassed but he finally convinced her that I would tell. She sucked his dick for a bit before he asked me if I wanted a turn. I said yes and was addicted immediately. I must have had a blowjob every day for a while then when school started again it changed to just a few times a week. They moved out a couple years later and it wasn't until I was 15 that I had another blowjob.

That's all you got there English teacher? Why don't you go back to giving grade school boys their first blow job story, faggot.

Don't be mad. Got head, came, got lots of head from her. Hopefully one day someone will put your cock in their mouth

Duuuuude i'm 23 and dating a 40 year old right now. Got a body like a 20 year old, last two chicks who were int their 20s looked twice as old as her wihtout their clothes on

faggot

like ~2009, freshman year of high school. met a girl in class who played volleyball. super emo, super pale and about a foot shorter than me. exactly my type. she sucked my cock in a ditch behind the local grocery store and started crying like halfway through. she powered through it though and ended up swallowing my load but puked it back up when she stood up and walked around a bit. news broke about a year later that she was molested by her father as a kid when he was busted diddling her middle school sister.

I'm not mad one bit. You seem a bit peeved though.

When I was 19 from a girl I met online. She said that she was 18, but I had my suspicions that she lied on her profile about her age. She blew me in a parking garage after our first date and fucked me on the second date.

I licked the head of my own dick, does that count as a blowjob?

>Me 10 yo
>Sleep over at friends place
>He has sister 1 year younger
>Next morning friends mom had to going out unexpectedly
>Playing vid games "will you be OK for awhile?" Yes mom "Just watch on your sister" OK!
>Mom leaves and then friend looks at me with a wicked smile "you want to see something?" sure OK
>Calls sister from other room
>She comes out "Show user what I showed you"
>Her face lights up like a Christmas tree
>He pulls his pants down and she immediately goes to work sucking his cock
>I'm totally stunned in shock and awe (I'm an only child so I had no idea)
>Sucks his dick for 1 min or so then he says you want her to do it on you?
>My cock is already diamonds
>I nod my head yes
>Pull my pants down
>And to this day it was the best blow job I have ever received
>She sucked it for about 2 min but it felt like a life time
>I didn't cum but my cock was still rock hard and my body was still tingling 20 min later when his mother got home
>Also got her naked played with her pussy a little bit and some dry humping
>Went for an awesome bike ride after :)

>be 18 year old virgin in 2002
>Goto gay club because its the only place that plays techno
>get free drinks even though keep saying "im just here for the music, im not gay"
>after a few drinks let a guy talk me into blow job.
>Don't cum, either because too drunk or because too straight

One of the women my dad dated had a daughter that was always doing inappropriate things to me. She would poke my crotch and laugh and do the same to my ass. She would flash me or try to pull my pants down. Her mom thought it was hilarious. My dad said something once to her mom about it like I was getting that age where it might get physical if she wasn’t careful. Her moms answer was to chuckle and say it’d be her own fault. I guess my dad figured if his gf wasn’t concerned he didn’t need to be either. While my dad and her mom were on a date I was left to watch her. Soon as they left she starts flashing me and reaching in my pants. But this time I don’t tell her to stop. Instead I put her hand on my dick inside my pants. She giggle and laughed but kept jerking me off. I was in heaven. When she stoped I was concerned I took it to far but she asked me if I wanted her to use her mouth. I couldn’t talk my heart was dancing in my throat so I just nodded yes. Someone taught her, she didn’t hit me with teeth once. She didn’t go down very far either mostly sucking on the head but it was my first blowjob so it was awesome. After I came in her mouth she swallowed and told me she loved me. I didn’t know what to do I said it back. She asked if we could play “our“ games everyday. I did my best to accommodate her. There is no way her mom didn’t know, we weren’t exactly careful and I cum stained her clothes more than once but her mom never said anything. She pretended not to notice us.

First time my 8th grade gf tried going down on me, I busted a nut in my boxers. She was kissing and teasing down my stomach and hips and I just fucking exploded and had to grab her head and stop her from taking my jeans off. I cleaned off and she sucked me off a few hours later and it was glorious, but I’ve never nutted that hard as that first primature one and no sexual experience I’ve had since then has measured up to it.

I was 18, it was my friend from school. She came over to my place after work, she swallowed 2 loads

17 or so. I had lost my virginity a few months prior. She swallowed it, that was before I knew swallowers are keepers

>be me
>5 yrs old
>chillin in the snowfort by the train tracks
>8yr old girl from my building says she wants to show me something
>head out back the snow fort
>she tells me to take off my coat
>gets on her knees
>unzips my snowpants
>pulls out my tiny pecker
>goes to town
>feels weird
>not sure what to do
>she tells me after that her dad taught her how to do it
>realize years later she was probably raped daily by her dad

I've never been able to bust a nut from a bj because of this

Like fucking ever!!!

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22, by my cousin (gf)

24 years old. After college. Have a few dates with a divorced woman. She shows me how to do everything. Gives me blow jobs and cum in her mouth. Decide I need to French kiss her afterwards. Like it, a lot.

You mean, while she still had your cum on her mouth?

In high school. At school in a stairwell. Surprised we never got caught, though a few noticed her jerking me off through my pants in class once or twice.