Jesus fucking Christ Sup Forums, my parents just accused me of being my niece's father INFRONT of my niece...

Jesus fucking Christ Sup Forums, my parents just accused me of being my niece's father INFRONT of my niece. They made me take a paternity test when she was born (I'm not her father, believe it or not), and 11 fucking years later they are still bringing it up. I guess I'm done with my parents, and my sister is not too keen on them either for the moment. Thanks for reading my blog.

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why would they think that? did you fuck your aunt?

Why do they think you fucked your sister user?

Well, did you fuck your sister?

You're a potato

You took the dna test and they still believe its your kid. Well thats some Jesus juice there.

My sister and I started to sleep in the same bed together when I was around 10 and she was 11 because we were scared of our father. He had started watching us in the shower (he never did anything beyond that though), and he was a huge alcoholic. Each night consisted of us cleaning up his piss in the hallway, and then being frightened he would hurt or rape us. Her boyfriend got her pregnant when she was 14 and they never even mentioned they suspected I was the father. When my niece was born though, they made me take a paternity test. I never had sex with my sister, she knew it was her boyfriend that was the father and he knew it too.

Sounds like you just need to cut out the parents. Or fuck your sister. Either way.

trips of truth

I would've loved to be my sister's child's father. Only wish I had a sister

Alabama?

I mostly was just sticking around for my mom, but I'll probably to cut her loose too. I'm never going to fuck my sister, we are weirdly close and are even living together temporarily, she's the only family I actually like I could never jeopardize that.

Nope, but close enough.

dude... you two slept together, you live together. you two already are in a relationship basically. just seal the deal, for fuck's sake

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Kek we also regularly hold hands. Some of my friends have suspected something was up, but I assure you we are just close.

That's a great video but I'm white.

what wouldn't I give to be in your shoes. my deepest fantasy is to have a sister-wife

ah

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Man you need to NEVER talk to your parents ever fucking AGAIN... I hope you realise how fucked up your parents are by accusing you of incestry... nah seriously if you’re actually serious about this.. than you need to never talk to them ever again... biggest insult that could ever happen... your mother is as bad because she allowed this to happen. Think about it.. you said that you were to scared of your father that you slept in the same bed because you thought he would rape you guys??? Right???? And that’s not even mentioning the part of him looking at you guys showering???? Seriously though...

did u work at a sushi place with out hands?
totally unrelated i kno

but imaging your slutty big sister sticks her arse at the camera but you are looking the wrong way and miss it ?

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At the moment neither of us have a significant other, but we are 100% not even pretending to be husband and wife, it's just a comfort-thing to know she's there and vice-versa. My niece doesn't treat me like a father and I don't treat her like a daughter either, we are all our own separate people.

I don't even know if she knew about the shower thing. It wasn't like he was jerking off while doing it, it just happened to start taking him 10 minutes to put his socks on right around the time we started puberty. I feel bad for my mother, but she absolutely ignored the fact that we were scared of him. She was probably scared of him too.

I don't know what this means.

it's immortalized in a picture now, isn't it?

it means that if u worked at a sushi place without hands during a SIV AIDS and pink goo breakout, you are wanted for questioning, is all, remember, act natural

yes utter failure on display forever

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how do you work at a sushi place when you have no hands?

yeah... well... you know, that's just like... your opinion, man

haven't actually seen that movie is it worth my time ?

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haven't seen it either

and what the actual fuck is that? horse pussy? jesus christ

im a britbong we are banned by international agreement from criticising anyone elses cuisine

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shepherd's pie is nice, tho. and you invented sandwiches too

true but we never get any credit and the upcoming trade deal will allow kraft fake cheese in

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im hispanic so ive never really tried shepherds pie. Can you describe it?

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OP here... I'm a match maker

Can you really invent sanwiches? Because im sure alot of people ate sliced bread with stuff inbetween for centuries around the globe.

fuck off back over the wall, pablo

sure, but im american so i cant really go to a country im not familiar with
Plus, not even mexican

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well, to this day it's called after a british guy, so they get the credit

beef underneath potato on top

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Its just mashed potatoes with ground beef and some seasoning and sauce.

ayee that sounds pretty bomb, creamy mashe potatoes?

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can be and the top must be singed and you can put beer into the mix

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Very mild sweetness from worchestire sauce. A bit of tang from tomato paste in the beef. There can be other spices and flavors to taste.
Buttery salty whipped potatoes on top. Preferably thick and dense but not dry. The potatoes must absolutely be creamy.
Additionally if it made from beef. Its ranch pie. If it's made from lamb or sheep its shepard pie

Source of The painting?

i really enjoy the brush work in this painting

Bump for painting

A niece is a man's (or a woman's) siblings daughter. You absolute nerd.

"Flashback", Erik Pirolt apparently

Thanks user.

Much obliged

Nvm I found his website, pirolt.org/. It's called "Flesh black".

You made your country proud

Welp... this is a new one for me. Thanks user!

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