What to have for din-dins edition
/brit/
poonigger
left or right lads?
*man walks in to tesco, clearly not doing so well, eyes all reddened with bags, hair fucked up*
*calls over an attendant*
>Hi, do you still have the 2 for 1 JUST offer on?
>I don't get what you mean
>Please man I need these JUSTs, is the offer on or not?
>no, sorry
*man stumbles away before tripping over a basket on the floor and crashing in to the wine aisle, smashing over £500 worth of stock*
WE'RE BACK
What should I pick up for din-dins lads:
Chinese
Burger King
me and the lads
both tbqh
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stewart little lookin' nigga on the right smdh wypipo
What's a din-din, you fucking cunt?
rockwell did nothing wrong
lmaooooo wypipo cant handle da spice hawwww haww
Trying to date back English perfidy while having my coffee. Mind not the expression 'perfidious albion' but the reality it describes. That dark, fucked up worldview that Englishmen share and that is so surprising to us foreigners when we come into contact with them. Think it goes back to the work of Thomas Hobbes lads en.m.wikipedia.org
Chinese or burger king lads
what are you doing in malaysia
chinese lad
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It really represented a break from aristotlecian tradition and the world was never the same after that. It was very effective and England was a wonderful empire (we still kinda live under in the form of yank imperialism) but it's the negation of everything good about being human. England is the negation of everything good about humanity.
jesus christ could not IMAGINE how boring a night out with you must be
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Did you know
Every 23,000 years give or take, the Indian Ocean monsoons shift and hit the Arabian peninsula instead turning countries such as Saudi Arabia, Iran, Oman etc from desert to widespread rainforest?
absolute state of Yanks
business idea: alan audiobook sleep aids
desis
any spliff man in?
delete this
Filtered Thailand
Forced my hand, I can’t read that absolute shite anymore
That's numberwang!
isnt that what asmr is supposed to be?
just filter the name instead
Karl Marx, after celebrating the work of Charles Darwin, retracted his praise and understood that it was just a projection of English society, and it's Hobbesian foundations, on the animal kingdom. That's why being in a country that is relatively untouched by English perfidy and the Darwinian doxa of the west is so nice. That's why Thailad is so happy here for instance
just coke lad
who the fuck even smokes that hippie shit
>adores the catholic church
>but goes on about (literally) genociding all rich people
>adores morrissey
>thinks anyone against immigration should be shot
>constantly goes on about how mentally ill and unstable she is
>thinks that people should value her opinion
>smokes camel cigarettes
what
a
mess
need the resident thailand nonce to fuck off
business idea: Alan-SMR
sue
like the new thailad
Hate drugs that make me lose control of my body like weed or ket
love drugs that heighten and sharpen my senses like coke, cigarettes and MD
Sorry lads. Having a legit epiphany on the very fabric of western society (which I am obviously summarizing badly on a vietnamese washing machine collectors forum). Just wanted to share. I'll stop posting now.
brain expanding rapidly
do you not believe in evolution or something? howling
>make me lose control of my body like weed
get a load of this square
youtube.com
DUUU DUDU DUUUUUU
>brits make fun of me online for being a paedophile manlet
>this must mean that.... ENGLAND IS THE MOST EVIL COUNTRY EVER CREATED AND ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE NOT HUMAN REEEE
fucking hate it
gives me horrible anxiety and panic attacks
my poos have been incredible today
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This is the correct interpretation of this film.
Yes I don't (after 'believing' in it for most of my twenties). It's not exactly that I don't believe in it now. It's just that it is a neat oversimplification of vastly more complex influences that happens to 'sound good. It's bad as an explanation for the origin of species (read sex at dawn for instance, for some counter-examples in pop form). But the worst is when it gets applied to domains outside the origin of species.
why do black yanks all have french names
roll
the french are black
Same usually. Opium and amphetamines are cozy.
Rollondius Dubkwandus
rolling
ah hello there little fella!
*lifts you onto my knee (and puts on protective glasses to shield my eyes from the blinding reflection of the sun from your shiny fucking chrome dome)*
*stretches out my hands and cracks my knuckles*
*gives your baldy egg head a few test pats*
right lets get started
youtube.com
Would love to smoke opium
love amphetamemes too but feel dirty after
same, can only enjoy it if i'm at home or a mate's house where i'm really comfortable
>Latalondo Harris
I like it
rollio
LaTar'eo Carter
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this post was a sad attempt at humour
>ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE NOT HUMAN REEEE
Nah. English people are good lads and obviously the funniest people on Earth (might be a reaction to the brutality of English society, I don't know). I'm just saying that the ideology behind the country of England is rotten.
I cant do amphetamines without opiates or at least booze. The comedown makes me hear voices sometimes.
rollingg for Darferterious Washington
>the ideology behind the country of England is rotten
what is the ideology behind our country lad? didn't know we had one desu
Rolling for Jersus Jones
Comedown on yokes or MD im always hearing little noises shouting names or something else
Ive a pile of coke atm but nothing to do, might just hoover it up and shitpost but thats just a damn waste
>Laiterious Jackson
wew
chicken sandwich for lunch lads~
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no means no
why do you say "England"?
the entire UK is pretty much homogeneous in any way imaginable now
or have you never actually been to the UK
He unironically believes englishmen are jews behind everything
Hobbes -> Darwin -> Adam Smith -> Everything bad in the world today, pretty much
Had a knife pulled on me two weeks ago in the toilet of a club
>lunch at 4.30pm
crazy yank
going to punch the next person who texts me ellipsis I fucking swear
jesus christ the state
have a word
Fuck off Jock Jones
>brits are four hours ahead of me
mind boggling
You ever hallucinate on comedown? I remember coming down on a 48 hour binge and I thought a carpet stain was reaching out to get me. Startled me at first but then it was sort of cool.
can you drive normal cars?
i know you put the seats quite far forward but it still must be a stretch for you
was wondering if you used special car seats or maybe long shoes for the pedals or something
Darmok Enchilad Attanagra Brown
evolution is a real thing you dribbling mongoloid
t. daffyth "jonesy" glyndwyr
stop being daft
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mate was driving me back from london the day after we both had an MD binge
I kept thinking I could hear him talking and asking him what he said, must have happened 15-20 times
also kept seeing little shadows flickering around the edges of my vision, very disturbing at the time
ah yes, uni accommodation
Staying up for ages on MD or coke or a concoction of both does that to you
I remember once I was on a bit of everything for 24 hours straight and had an hour walk home and saw shit jumping out of the trees and crawling on the sidewalk in the dark
come on quintarius williams
also heard that a lot of high quality wigs come from east asia, i know thailand is more south east but you could still have a shop about at least