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good post

rate my danish vocaroo.com/i/s0R7IbgVbqmx

kamelåså

I want to kiss you user
It's terrible though

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post something in danish and I will vocaroo it pls

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>Bleses researched how children in seven different cultures acquire their native languages. Of the seven – Danish, Swedish, Dutch, French, American English, Croatian and Galician – she found that Danish was the most difficult for children to learn.

>it takes Danish children with Danish parents until they are nine or ten years old – in the third or fourth grade – to “crack the code” of the Danish language.

rodgrod med flode

>nine or ten years old
What the actual fuck. Sounds scary.

Finland er fra nu af en del af kongeriget Danmark

>be studying danish in school
>teacher tells us to practice our screaming and gurgling sounds for the test
>10/10 passed
>be years later at a danish coffee shop
>kan jæg få en kop kaffe tak?
>hvad
kan jæg få en kop kaffe tak?
>hvad siger du
>channel all my spite and autism into a primal gurgle
>KAN JÆG FÅ EN KOP KAFFE TAK?
>brings me rodgrod med flode
the absolute state of danish, can't even get a cup of coffee

1000 liter milk

>be american
>make fun of white people while blacks are destroying his country
>flat out refuse to make fun of said black people
why?

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rate pls

>>brings me rodgrod med flode
fucking kek

terrible/10

R8
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10/10

what are you gonna need 1000 litres of mælk for?

I got 3 cows to feed

thats a rude name for women omfg

>be danish
>get lost in the forest
>die

>*meaningless guttural sounds* and English words thrown in at random

Fixed that for you

>be danecuck
>get triggered by american trying to banter

Kamelåså?

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Not enough guttural

*meaningless nasal yodeling*

>he said while tyrone was raping his wife and destroying his country
>but no no, making fun of white people is more important

I am italian you white subhuman.

That pepe doesn't fit and have you somehow not seen that our minister of immigration was attacked at an asylum center today?

As a fellow dane, don't throw stones when you live in a glass house

But we danes make fun of your kind, muhammad
And in countries like america she wouldnt have been saved by her bodyguards because it would cultutally insensitive

>Danes
>White

danish is cute!!

>denmark
>forests

k
pic

>be danish
>go to norway to hunt
>shoot the one moose you arent supposed to shoot

Ban all Danes from entering Norway when?

offtopic, but i spent 10 days in Denmark this summer; it was pretty nice desu; Aarhus was probably my fav city

>guttural sounds
Based Denmark, I always knew he was /myguy/

How the fuck is that a moose?

It was an albino

Århus is a shit city, it's full of nice looking girls but it's a socialist, democrat, left wing shit show of a town.

No parking spaces for cars anywhere, bikes parked everywhere to ruin the scenery and it's also the home of the biggest no go areas full of migrants

I prefer Danish-style guttural sounds over American-style gargling tbf.

But they have AROS, which is a huge plus. Good exhibitions and a lot of international guests as well as locals.
The girls are nice too, very open to conversation. You don't have to talk about politics with everyone, which I always advise not to, ever. Then again, you seem like quite the angry right wing guy. Ægte konservativ eller bare df'er?

And we're the ones accused of getting mad at bants

>a fucking art museum
grow a pair
>girls from århus
>open to conservatism
no they aren't get your head out of your ass check the last election statistic
jeg hader alle danske partier og vil gerne have mulighed for at eje semi auto carbiner ligesom i usa

>He dislikes art
pleb
>rants about conservatism, despite it not being the word
conversation, as in socialising, fren

sidste del: jeg er fuldstændigt enig

America tier banter tbqh

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I never said anything about being a conservative, i just hate faggots and want my guns

>>open to conservatism
>I never said anything about being a conservative

ikkje mobb danskane

Finns det någon dialekt i danskan där de talar som vanligt folk?

I wonder how the Irish of Tyrone feel about being forever associated with black people

i quoted him nigga

Sup Forums is hard i know

WHY SWEDE MAN TAKE PENIS OUT OF MOUTH WHEN SPEAK??????????????????

NOT WANT SOUND DANISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like Beowulf

You clearly didn't quote me, because I can point right to the fucking sentence where you wrongly read conversation as conservatism
>The girls are nice too, very open to conversation.
Are you just baiting for (You)s or are you a straight up low IQ pile of manure?

>Are you just baiting for (You)s or are you a straight up low IQ pile of manure?
he's danish so its probably the latter

>triggered by American "banter"
holy shit

>Americans bullying Denmark
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE AGE OF DANEPOSTING

YESSSS

there's definitely a shortage of danish memes

Theres a thread like this every once in a while

daily reminder that denmark objectively the best nordic country and you CANNOT dispute this

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