Tonight im going to get JUMBO XXL™ domino's Pizza with extra cheese and stuffed crust...

Tonight im going to get JUMBO XXL™ domino's Pizza with extra cheese and stuffed crust, extra spicy EXTRA MEGA XL™ large bucket of chicken wings with extra dip sauce from BBW, 12 can pack of finest Guiness beer to release my inner Irish heritage, MEGA JUMBO GIGA GULP™ size of Dr.Pepper oh yeah and how did i forget i will also kneel during our anthem to support our minorities being opressed by racist orange fascist in a white house. KICK IT, JUMP, JUMP OH YEAH DUDE AWESOME, GO FOOTBALL!

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Wish this was me desu but im making guac and chips and heating a frozen pizza

Soyboys won't even be watching the Super Bowl retard

All that, and we'll still have plenty of money to pay for our rent/mortgage, car payment, car insurance, gas, groceries, cable TV & internet, cell phone, and lot of other cool stuff, while also having enough to put into savings as well!

Man I love America!

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American football is for obese cucks, yes we know

Jokes on you, I'm going to watch anime and eat ramen alone.

they watch for the commercials the same as women do

This but unironically

good post

None of the that shit does not even exist you slavshit

stay jelly Borivoje

Nice english Pablo

Jebo ga, kao muhe na govno su. Cestitam.

I more or less did exactly this. Except I'm not irish so no guiness.

Don't act like you dont enjoy pizza and beer slavshit

He's probably one of Europe's new """diversity imports"""

beer is before and after the game, pizza is for movies or some other socializing shit, the only thing that you should be allowed to eat while watching sports is pic related

I got a frozen pizza at the grocery store for 4 dollars and 2 mickeys malt liquor

>pizza is for movies or some other socializing
No pizza is for eating you stupid European mystery meat, you can eat pizza anytime you want.

>pizza is for movies
its like a bad polish joke but for serbia

You can't eat pizza while it's being baked (unless you're a jew)

outstanding post

>pizza is for movies

Extra soy?

Wash em down with some soy milk?

>in serbia pizza is for movies

Your average American is in an astronomical amount of debt and couldn’t find 300 dollars without going bankrupt. None of you have savings. You’re slaves to Jews.

good thread op

Are you serious? Of course they will

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T. Socialist Britbong

Yes im talking about watching or doing something from home with friends/gf, not going to stadium, bar or movie theater.

>being THIS obsessed with the single most important country on earth, the USA

i don't blame you since you're in some irrelevant 3rd world shit hole, but this pretty embarrassing. kys faggot.

the super bowl is the only game soyboys watch

but hey have the best ribs of 2006!!

Literally none of that is sold at dominos you faggot yuropoor