The Fate of the Furious

>The Fate of the Furious
>The F8 of the Furious
Jesus Christ, really?

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How are they going to name the 9th?

Fast 9

>Torpedo detonates when it hits something

That's not how torpedoes work reeeeee

The Furious 9

Just think in the first movie they were arguing over tuna

9 Fast 9 Furious

Fast Nein: The Autobahn

mine
pine
shrine
spine

Fasi9

the Furious and the Fast

>DUDE FAMILY LMAO

3 3ast 3 3urious
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Only the oldest fags will remember

Slow and Collected

Furious and Femi9.
Letty in the main role.

FAST FURIOUS 911
they kill a terrorist

>not calling this one the fast and the furiosa

Fastly 9 furious: electric boogaloo

Ohhh man. That took me back.

>starterupsteve.com

Paced and Peaceful

Can you imagine if someone had told you in 2001 "they're going to make 8 of these movies, and they're all going to make hundreds of millions of dollars", and then explained some of the mental plot devices and stunts that have occurred

I would have been like, "whoa"

I've never watched a single one of these flicks. They're lower than capeshit.

Who keeps watching this shit?

Me

I've never not watched one in theatres

I don't often go to the cinema but I always go out to these

Because they're great

That's a big sub

Admit it.
The Rock ruined this franchise.

>The Rock ruined this franchise.

Yeah, because it was so amazing before he came along.

Get the fuck out of here.

I'll admit that when you admit you spend your weekends sucking mystery dick down at the local gloryhole

>cars vs submarine
>literally something a 5yo would come up while playing hotwheels in a sandbox

When did this franchise become a parody of itself?

Can submarinnes really drive as fast as a car?

does it matter?

FF: 9 Gears and counting

3 is the best, should have stopped there.

Fast and the Furious: All Nine a Ticket Fine

The Fninth of the Furious

>333
>adds up to 9
Fninth confirmed

me too

somewhere around the first movie

I don't understand why people turn their noses up at this franchise. RLM is a good example, since they will consume every piece of shit comic book movie that comes out and recommend anything that isn't a dumpster fire.

5+6 were actually two of the best action movies of this century

7 was a big step down

>RLM
Youtubers were the final nail in the coffin of Sup Forums

Triple Fast Times Triple Furious

This

The reason Dom turns on his team is because Charlize Theron is threatening to kill his mother, played by Helen Mirren. Charlize doesn't allow him to tell his team the reason he turned. She's also using Dom to break into the NSAs "vault" so she has access to every person in the United States

I also know the ending and f8 of certain characters if you're interested.

Fast & Furious 9th Gear

Well spit it out, goofball.

Eh, why not

Fast and Fe-nine, a film where Dom and the Crew team up with SWAT Katz

Fast10 your seatbelts, a film in which Dom and Crew manage to break Warp 10

What happenes to Brian?

I would've been like "whoa, that's real fuckin neato but what are the lottery numbers"

F8 = Subs
F9 = Space???

4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42

He ruined it by being so much better at starring in these movies than everyone else.

How fucking great would all of the other movies be with The Rock in them? You can add him in, or just have him replace actors as other characters. The Rock as Vince? The Rock as Suki? The Rock as Drift King?

Hell, when he and Vin are in a scene together Vin looks like a used condom. Replace him with Rock in every Toretto appearance after the first movie and it'll be a better movie.

BrianDom gets a facetime from Brain in the last few minutes. I didn't see the actual footage so no idea if its CGI paul or old footage. Mia makes a cameo

cameosthe two spics from F5 help Dom out in NY. They don't know hes rogue, supposedly played for laughs. Eva Mendes is in the post credits again. Mia and Brian in a facetime. Han in a flashback.

F8sAs far as deaths, Statham, Charlize and some low level goons die. Kurt Russell and Scott Eastwood in the hospital by end. Main crew accounted for.

Post credits is Rock being reinstated in the DSS and given a new file to research: pair of German terrorists stole blueprints for a new superspeed drone. Their faces were blurred in the screening so probably two famous actors

>post credits
FUCKING STOP DOING THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

xXx: Return of Xander cage is basically a Fast and Furious movie

Damn, The Rock is almost a foot taller than Vin. How did they pull this scene off?

this cant be real

The only one I've seen was the first one. Now I watch the commercials and WebMs here and I'm like wtf. Fucking tanks and air jumping across bridges and catching people in midair. Is that a fucking icebreaker on OP's poster? lol wtf

Hmm. Interested.

Have they driven cars in space yet?

>Kurt Russell and Scott Eastwood in the hospital by end
Are they evil?

they did like a HALO drop so far

injured during Vin's raid on their base from the trailers

Final Furious IX

>Basically more or less forced to watch most of these because of normalfag friends
>Ended up somewhat enjoying them for what they are
Is this what they call stockholm syndrome? also this movies are clearly marketed towards spics.
Tokyo Drift a best

Close enough.

All true, was in the LA screening. By far the worst of the series so far.

Everywhere BUT America it's just Fast & Furious 8.

Seriously.

Fast and the fuhrious nein

>I've never watched a single one of these flicks.
then how the fuck would you know anything about them you dumb faggot

no, xxx 2 was complete dogshit. ff is at least fun to watch