Mulan Casting Thread

Cast the upcoming live-action Mulan movie.

>Mulan
>Main guy
>mushu the dragon
>main bad guy mongol
and any other characters you think are important.

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Emma stone as mulan

Steven yuen as the main guy?

inb4 manlet

Scarjo

will there be a sauce related mcdonalds promotional tie in to this film?

Mulan: Scarlett Johansson
Main Guy: Jackie Chan
Mushu: Key and/or Peele, whichever is available
Mongol: CGI

le ebin idris elba

Schezwan sauce promo when?

That hot Asian chick from the great Wall as mulan

Good digits

>>Mulan
girl from Iron Fist
>>Main guy
dude from Power Rangers
>>mushu the dragon
Kevin Hart
>>main bad guy mongol
the Rock or some big chinese guy

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Idris Elba as the Mcnugget Szechuan Sauce.

Rick and Morty :D

pls Disney

I actually love this casting idea

no hapas

It's gonna be Fan Bing Bing or the girl from King Kong.
There's no way they're gonna pick some halfu or a Korean and piss off the Chinese market.

if they're going to pick a mainlander, they should pick Liu Yifie since her English is really good. Jing Tian(Kong, Great Wall) still has an accent, and Fan can barely speak English.

looks asian enough

Dichen Waspfu as Mulan

>Daniel Dae Kim
>Daniel Dae Kim
>Daniel Dae Kim
>Daniel Dae Kim

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You know Jackie Chan actually voiced him in the Mandarin dub of the movie.

You have to fit Luhan/Lay in there somewhere.

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LE SCEZUAN SAUCE LMFAO

>not Tao

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The corpses in Area 51 look more human than Devon Ayy Lmao.

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>having a Japanese actress play a Chinese character

The Chinese would flip their shit, it would be memoirs of a geisha all over again

Way too old.

Maybe in the 90s, but she's solidly in the "slutty milf" territory now.

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Mulan

>>Mulan
Scarjo
>>Main guy
Tom Cruise
>>mushu the dragon
random minority comedian
>>main bad guy mongol
Vincent D'Onofrio

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ew no

Tzuyu

This is more like milflan after she's had a few kids and become empress of china

Brenda Song as Mulan
John Cho as Main Guy
Kevin Hart as Mushu
Benedict Wong as the Mongol

I care only about the promotional sauce

> Olivia Munn
> Almost 37 years old

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Maybe Asa Akira can try regular acting lol

ching chong ding dong and co.

Don't care as long as I get that promotional Mulan shwifty.

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DUDE SZECHUAN SAUCE LMAO

WE HAVE TO TRAVEL BACK TO THE PAST AND HELP THOSE MONKEYS BUILD THE GREAT WALL MORTY

WE *BUUUUURP* GOTTA HELP THEM KILL THOSE DRAGON MONSTERS MORTY, WE GOTTA, WE GOTTA HELP MATT DAMON KILL DINOSAURS MORTY

>b-but Rick that would be cultural appropiation. I don't think Reddit would like it.

right now pham

>Mulan
Jamie Chung
>Main guy
Jackie Chan's son
>Mushu the dragon
Dave Chappelle
>Mongolian guy
idk

>Mulan
that qt painter who got skullfucked on camera

>the others
who cares desu

I'm with this guy

le epic kek

who is this semen demon?

Disney will BLACK Mulan the same way Warner BLACKED the tiny chinese babe in Kong

unnf mommy! :D

>"Wow typical fucking Hollywood racists, KOREAWASHING chinese roles."

>posting the pre jaw-shaving Munn
shiggy and diggy

for mulan obviously

gaypoppers kys.

Bad guy?

I never really thought the music in Beauty and the beast was very good. I mean they had a couple pretty good ones, but nothing great like most disney movies have. The music in Mulan is like 10X better than beauty and the beast, so at least that will be improved. I would actually see this movie, even if they cast literally whos.

I'll never see beauty and the beast live action but I'll probably give this a watch.

Mulan should be a MtFtM trans now.

let them fightu

yeah, Nana would make a GREAT Shang.

she can't act. did you see her parody Descendants with Twiceboi? lol she was so terrible. and it's better that way since I don't want Hollywood corrupting the purest girl in the whole galaxy.

Mina can go though. that fucking slut.

you mean this one

prepare yourselves for some half-assed shitpotato production like Beauty and the Meme. They know girls don't give a shit about quiality so they will keep hiring people like the director of the twilight movies

>bad guy
>not the general who dies valiantly against the mongols

Oh yeah, that's better.

I will tell you how he lived

Him not dying would be a massive copout.

All the roles will be played by one cannister of Szechuan sauce.

> tfw Mulan is my favorite Disney movie
> tfw I will never be able to talk about it again without the fucking schezwan sauce meme being brought up

Thank you very much Harmon

How are they going to shoe-horn blacks in this?

Are the Huns going to have Arabs and blacks?

I guess Mushu can have a black voice actor. But that's not diverse enough. It's 2017.

all the fake blood will be Szechuan Sauce instead of the usual ketchup

>How are they going to shoe-horn blacks in this?
they are just going to put them there, who cares if it upsets you

It's going to turn out the szechuan sauce recipe was stolen by the Chinese from the Blacks and Arabs. Then they will show up and make some szechaun sace.

S Z E C H U A N

I forgot how amazing this scene was. Well, the first half at least.

Please no dragon in reboot.

I don't normally call out reddit for stuff, but this is definitely their fault. At least bane posting has some artistic value and fresh OC. They literally just spout DUDE SZECHUAN SAUCE and thats the punchline.

>bond with the bird

Leaving that out was a mistake. As far as villains go he was pretty forgettable.

youtube.com/watch?v=en0mdoV8b98

S A L S A

>implying they didn't just recycled the lion king stampede files

SZEC

if they cast a mixed asian race actor in a asian role, would that still be whitewashing to sjws?

this is whitewashing

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Donnie Yen as the drill sergeant.
Dave Chapelle as Mushu

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9 more seasons

The only acceptable answer...

>zhang zi yi
>japanese

Ludi Lin (Zack from Power Rangers) as Shang

Couldn't it simply be Eddie Murphy playing Mushu again? Is not like they'll have to add an human face to the character.

I guess Bob Odenkirk could also do a good job.

Hey, reddit.

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