Well Sup Forums im 21 years old and going to be homeless...

Well Sup Forums im 21 years old and going to be homeless, any survival tips or ideas what i should buy before the time (january)

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What’s your story OP?

try an education dumbass

abuse youtube while you have it. stealth camping etc

never underestimate the insulating power of some long branches and plastic wrap.

Did hard drugs in college cant go back cuz of brain damage

I still plan to shitpost on Sup Forums while im on the streets no one will ever know

Learn how to suck cock. That skill will buy sandwiches, booze, and crack.

Im gonna try to stay sober

Blowing people sober is pretty gay though.

I hope there are trap hobos then itll be less gay

How much cash will you have if you sell everything you have? And where are you roughly? A cheap van build can help. Sleep in the city, find work. How awesome your rig is depends on your cash.

Ill sell estrogen as oxy and watch all my fellow hobos become feminine for me

Im all over reddit about it im tryna be lowkey techy i have time to work up some cash and may get a van in the future depending how my travels go.

Problem is that your main customer is going to be closet dudes on the way home from work

Roughly sound of mind can make someone laugh and hold a “deep” conversation with people. Ive been 5150d like all this summer so i think my place would be to travel and stuff not stay in a city for more than like a week before moving on bike and backpack

I lived out of a van for about 5 years. Finished college, saved up, saw the country, and saved up enough to put a 20% deposit on a house. My “homeless years” were some of the best years of my life.

Weather?
Cold - get a quality sleeping bag
Hot - a bunch of water bladders (camelbaks) etc.

Get a quality bag

Find a means of showering for cheap, public pool, gym, public building etc.

Do not do drugs, do not fuck other homeless people you will get a disease, do not drink,

Find a library to hang out in, just fucking shower before you go there you stinky bum.

Look for work, particularly a place that will allow overtime.

Work. Save. stay showered. dont fuck other homeless people. get new clothes as required. do not look like a bum.

No longer be homeless. get a place with your money. People rent rooms to useless cunts like yourself as long as you don't go in there smelling of homless trash and herpies.

And don't be a fucking retard and get homeless again.

You mean your hipster years.

FUCK OFF FAGGOT BOOMER>

Lol. Yeah. I was a bit feral hipster looking. But it was fun. 8/10 would do it again.

Run around collecting metal parts for a gun and then craft a house where you can store the gun fyi land rights are for fascists pussies

I have a backpack and bike dont call me a nigger but im gonna be getting ssi (975$) a month for being a bipolar retard, i can get section 80 housing but fuck that. I want to travel the US train tickets are cheap and ill be able to mantain myself w the money. Like twice a month ill get a hotel just to shower, then when i “grow up” ill get a van and live in it till im old as fuck. This is all my latter choice to suicide because thats the crossroads im at

Fucking shower once a day at least cunt.

fucking cunt, stinking cunt

Spot the Aus fag

F u nig nog

No nig nog would berate someone for not washing

hah lol.
what kind f harddrugs?

Samefag

Yeah. If you are rich as fuck. Only privileged white people can afford a van for “homelessness”. Fuck off with your white privilege you fucken Nazi. You have no idea what it’s like to be homeless as a coloured person you fucken prick. White people do not understand poverty and you never will because of your bullshit lies.

Why do ameritards always have to make everything about race?

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Generalized advice?

>Save as much money as possible now.
>Get a car.
>Get a pillow & a blanket.
>Get some basic camping cooking equipment.
>Nationwide gym chain membership for showers / exercise.
>3+ changes of clothes.
1) - Everyday wear.
2) - Everyday wear when 1 is dirty.
3) - Job interview wear.
>Have a friend who you can list as your "In receipt of" mailing address.
>Be yourself, relax & enjoy yourself.
It might be harder this time of year to appreciate the littler things like walking in a park or through the town just people watching but still, try if the weather permits.
>Keep clean.
>Stay as well rested as possible.
>Eat properly.
Foods like oats & general protein.
>Stock up on toilet roll, baby wipes & dental hygiene.
>Stay off the drink.
>Stay off the drugs.
>Buy socks.
>Again, buy socks.
If it gets cold, cover your head, hands & feet first then cover everything else, double if you can.

Good advice.

Gym membership allows you to wash daily if you are living out of your vehicle. Keeping good clothes to do job interviews also great advice.

Living out of a vehicle is tough, try to check out the internet for renting rooms etc, but try and get out of those places if drugs are being used. Try couch surfing first to get through the winter, save money like crazy incase you do have to rough it in your car. Buy only what you need to survive, smell and look nice. Nobody is going to give a job to a guy that “looks homeless”

Nice bate m8

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>buy a gun or a riffle.
>take out as many as you can of this human pigs.
>die legendary
anyone saying you have a chance is a lying prick

Others have mentioned it. But if you are West of the Mississippi a site called "freecampsites" and ending with "dotnet" can help. As well as an app called ioverlander. When I traveled around America I think I spent $40 on camping in 3 months. Once cause it was cheaper than going to a laundromat, and the other cause I was tired of driving and all the "free" spots were taken.

What skills do you have?

Second is to be able to clean yourself without a gym. Take a gallon jug of water and put it somewhere in your engine compartment. Hot water, ez.

If you are northern, consider heading south for the winter and picking up a seasonal retail job. Better climate, fresh scenery, and you can stick closer to national parks with free camping. That $900/month is very possible to live off of and enjoy the outdoors.

Wear a shemagh and you will look tactical and no one will want to fuck with you.

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Cold bad

A car? Sleeping in a car is better than sleeping on the streets.

Oh a good old long pig hunt

Actual racist

i wish everyone would do this, fuck this capitalist human swines.

Learn how to suck dick and spread your ass. You'll never go hungry or without a roof over your head

that's because ameritards are brainwashed by their dishonest media daily.

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I was going to say, get a membership to a YMCA or the like. Inexpensive, 24 hours, transferable to other gyms. People are in those places all hours of the day and night. You could spend 8 hours in one during the day, then 8 hours in another during the night. Showers, TVs, free wifi, lockers to store your shit, tons of stuff around.

If the staff started to have a problem with you just move on to another branch. They don't really talk, the corporate offices just collect payments.

Plus if you hang out at those places they'll sometimes give you free t-shirts/sweat shirts etc.

You look like an edgy high school socialist

I've been there. What I did? Went to college. Seriously. I enrolled at a local university, got my lovely student loans and moved in in August. Couch surfed until then.

Get a place to stay, food, and at the end an education. Better yourself instead of resigning yourself to the streets. Best decision I ever made

here's my real but unorthodox advice. Beyond the basics that you're already getting:

-be respectful to everyone. even if they are assholes, even if they are garbage. You're exposed out there, you might be more than someone else, but they'll still fuck you up. Even the biggest assholes on the planet will leave you alone if you give them honest, basic respect.
-learn to discern good people from the bad. I know this sounds too abstract but it will save your life. The best way to do this is to begin with the step above.
-avoid being alone if possible. The anxiety is bad enough, being alone will only make you paranoid.
-if you can, sleep during the day when it's warmer outside and people won't be s quick to call the cops on someone napping in a park. Stay awake and alert at night.

and it sucks but if you struggle, sucking dick is always the safety net. If you can't take care of yourself, you need to find someone who will do it for you.

take advantage of all the help the state can give you (shelters, soup kitchens, etc.).

good luck op. be tough but be kind.

A good way to refrigerate perishable food is


>find two plastic bags
>wrap your food in it and make sure there are no leaks
>the more bags, the better
>Place rocks in the bag too
>tie the bag off with rope
>throw it in a river and watch it sink
>tie the rope off around a tree, or bridge railing
>when you're hungry, pull it up and you'll have cold food due to the natural consistency of running water

Prison is free

Actual delusional faggot.

>sign up to become president
> be president
>make a black hole
>put all your depts into that blackhole
>play lottery with the intend to win and actually win
profit

WHAT THE FUCK is that growing out of its arm. Is that a goddamn wrist-tooth?
Fuckin' slow muties.

Join the military

Go to a big city. Many have food for the homeless and support them because they are guilty of their wealth.
Find a busy corner. One that sees traffic all day long.
Make a cheesy cardboard sign that says you are homeless.
The average light is 3 mins. In that 3 mins if you get 1 car to give you a dollar then its a win. You should average $20/hour without having to pay taxes.
If you do this for 6 hours a day 5 days a week then you will make $600/week or $2400/month without having to pay taxes.
You can easily find a place to live and live pretty good because the city is buying you food also.
Also, apply for welfare. All of the sudden your home will be paid for because technically you have no job.
>You wonder why there are so many homeless?

kill your self

Compose classical music

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what a faggot

No one wants to fuck with you because you tactically look like the AIDs virus personified

how do you stay fat if you're homeless

Alright. Is that his mom taking that picture? And what is that in front of her? Is that a bowl or pan of food? It looks like chicken stir fry ffs. Chicken stir fry on the bathroom counter.