ITT : Sports you wish were real

ITT : Sports you wish were real

Bad game tho. Shame.

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Whats this sport called?

Blitzball

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No-balls

blernsball man

>No balls

Prove it

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WEW
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Who was in the wrong here?

Crab Cock

Golf

blernsball

Saved some pasta about this 6 years ago

>Get together with some buddies
>Find wide open field ex: Empty soccer field
>Everyone strips and lubes up
>Split up into two teams
>5 People per team
>Every one get in the crab-walk position
>3 take on the role of "Aggressors" They are fast ones and primary goal is to make the opposing teams players ejaculate
>2 take on the role of "Defenders" They defend the Aggressors. They are big, and tend to take a while to cum
>Let the game begin
>Crab walk, jerking your bros off
>U cum, Ur out of the game
>Last one crabbin and not ejaculating wins
>Crab Cock: U cum Ur out!

holy fucking yum

Have sex

Abstinence competitions

Hey, Champ

What game?

>he doesnt know

rule of rose

terrible

draw a dime carter