ITT : Sports you wish were real
ITT : Sports you wish were real
Bad game tho. Shame.
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Whats this sport called?
Blitzball
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No-balls
blernsball man
>No balls
Prove it
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WEW
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Who was in the wrong here?
Crab Cock
Golf
blernsball
Saved some pasta about this 6 years ago
>Get together with some buddies
>Find wide open field ex: Empty soccer field
>Everyone strips and lubes up
>Split up into two teams
>5 People per team
>Every one get in the crab-walk position
>3 take on the role of "Aggressors" They are fast ones and primary goal is to make the opposing teams players ejaculate
>2 take on the role of "Defenders" They defend the Aggressors. They are big, and tend to take a while to cum
>Let the game begin
>Crab walk, jerking your bros off
>U cum, Ur out of the game
>Last one crabbin and not ejaculating wins
>Crab Cock: U cum Ur out!
holy fucking yum
Have sex
Abstinence competitions
Hey, Champ
What game?
>he doesnt know
rule of rose
terrible
draw a dime carter