Bass plyer available for PAYING GIGS ONLY. I play G, C, D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall I will probably that chord out. Or I could learn those notes for $30 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord, forget it because I'm a "pocket" player.
Minimum $150 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 90220. $5 per mile travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on a Compton Blue Line, or you can pick me up at my place. Must be home by 11pm due to previous legal hassles.
No gigs within 500 yards of a school, park, or playground.
Change the genre from rock to jazz and the bass player is drowning in poon instead of the vocalist
Ethan Wright
>paying gigs only >I play G, C, D Love the bait. Keep up the good work user.
Thomas Gutierrez
B...BUT WHAT IF WE PLAY STANDARD E???
Xavier Butler
Ur an idiot
Isaiah Reyes
Professional bass player here (25m usa). No side jobs. AMA.
Camden Fisher
I only get called for paying gigs. I guess I should go look for some free ones
Carter Moore
If Jaco used a pick, would you still eat ass?
Adam Collins
>PAYING GIGS ONLY Good luck. Enjoy that 5-6 hours of work per gig for +/-$20. It's especially bad bullshit if you're a drummer. Either you have to haul/setup/breakdown all your shit within like fucking 10 minutes of rushing & then play for an hour or you have to play with some bullshit "show kit" totally different than your own. If you even get a choice.
Ethan Gutierrez
Love eating ass, so sure!
I don't use a pick, but I don't judge those who do. Different sound/feel. I started on upright bass, so playing with fingers is more natural for me.
Sounds like you fucking suck at Bass. Why would I want to pay you a fucking penny.
Parker Turner
it's a fuckin joke you morons. op is a fag and you're his sissies.
John Jones
how easy is it to learn bass? I know about how hard it is to master, I have heard patitucci and pastorius enough times to get the picture
Jackson Cooper
Your mom's instructions don't count as "previous legal hassles"
Thomas Watson
>jazz >pussy You mean boi pussy
If you think this is a joke you don’t know any bass players
Ayden Gutierrez
The bass players I know worth $150+ don't complain and demand this much. They can play in a lot more keys and are more flexible in general.
Maybe someone would pay for you to play but I doubt they'd be doing it more than once. I'd bet you'd get negative word of mouth feedback. Or this is a trap.
Why dont you go fck off to fiverr or some shit. You're a lot more likely to bait someone there.