Walk down road

>walk down road
>see this
wat do?

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i'd turn 360 degrees and walk away

Move out of L.A. Or stay, whatever.

funny how actually 99% of you would look around if no one is seeing and take it home

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That shadow has a fedora oh lorde

Take pic and laugh

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Move to a different county
oh no...

Offer her a plate of meatloaf.

I won't even look around, this China or Japan, they don't care of they see you grabbing bit

I would take it and get it cleaned up for the value alone, those things cost a fortune. Would be worth getting some good cash off of someone who likes those.

call the cops cuz thats a dead body

>rubshands.jpg

Projection.

Found my waifu. What the fuck else ? Not take it and continue jacking off the old fashioned way whilst wishing you actually took those. I couldn’t live with that regret, friendo.

that's a doll

Would you fuck the doll if the face would be ripped off?

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>Taking home a literal cum dumpster
No shit lmao
Oh hell yeah!

I would take them. would make great targets for shooting pellets

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I am not part of 1% here.

>sign in the background has Asian language on it
>assume it is LA

12:03 a.m. Dec 1, 2019.

think i had that exact same doll
i came in it and forgot to clean it for over a month
threw it in a dumpster
next day just that bag was gone
pretty sure someone dumpster dived it

Somehow that makes it even better.

I usually turn 180 degrees and back up out of there

Sloppy seconds.

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do you miss her?

yall all retarded. i dont care who tf sees me take that shit. im gunna at least grab the giant doll and clean her up the best i can just to sell her

that plastic bitch is probably worth hundreds.

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I'd take that shit home, clean it up, fix the wallowed out ripped silicone and sell it to some incel for $5k

Her face seems to have a moment of realization that says:
"How did my life come to this? Where did I go wrong? I have made some bad choices."

would I ever fuck it with the face on after seeing the left pic is a better question

it took me a moment to get that

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Ask myself how the hell did I get to China...

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It's a chunk of silicone rubber.

are you me?

eggs

Would you accept getting haunted by a violent sex doll if she'd have a fleshy, life-like vagina and fuck with you?

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I don't wanna touch someone else's jizz, user.

?

I fail to see the problem here

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she'll try to kill you too unless you can stop her

any more pics? condition?

You threw away a $3000 doll?

I would fuck it then piss all over it and walk away

I mean it would be exactly like being married except you wouldn't have to cook for her, so sure.

that's actually kind of hot

Not if I kill myself first

Okay dad, get off the computer.

>tfw you just realize that it's not an actual person
am I retarded?

wtf nathaniel, what are you doing here?

thats because you are a filthy newfag

Look at it again and think reeeeeeally hard.

On the one hand I'm courious and those things are expensive as shit
On the other I'd like to not risk who knows how many STDs and infections

Being the asshole I am I'd pour some brake fluid on it. Like dot3 brake fluid that shit starts to eat into and disintegrate plastic/rubber. It takes a while but it would yield me great keks if someone were to try and salvage that.

That shit flew right the fuck over your head didn't it?

well, i think i would, i mean, its ,uch better than using your hand... And I can always close my eyes, or watch pron while i fuck it.

I dont think so, unless you were sarcastic

i am to stupid, please tell me

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>do a 180°
>BACK UP outta there

I can't do that, champ.

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oh shit! my apologies

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Is that shit on its shoulder?

this is south korea moron

No it's not.

I'd drag it into the alley and fuck it right there

>I've had riskier sex with women with worse bodies than this doll has

I'd slap a coat on her and put her in the passenger seat so I can use the HOV lane

>wat do?

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>this

check for a pulse, then call for an amberlamps

Ebay

>one man's trash is another man's treasure.jpg

>dubs of truth

Finders keepers, losers weepers

Take her home and make her some eggs.

it's Korean

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Because it is L.A.

It's L.A.

Keep walking

>Take it home
>Clean and disinfect
>Dress
>Dinner
>Proposal
>??
>Undress
>Profit

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