Come in come in user.
My name is
M'aiq the Liar, take a look at the wares.
I am sure we can make good price if it rolls doubles.
If the coin is right, what it desires can be theirs.
Today i have good Pelz from bears and a dagger from old dwemer cave.
Also take a look St the good sausages, made oft beef and hahaha, good joke.
Now what is it what you want, man?
I need a Giant's Toe and some mammoth cheese.
Make with the skooma, mudcrab breath.
500 heads of lettuce please
Giant toe is easy, traveler. 200 coins and it is yours since you did not manage to roll doubles.
But the cheese, man, the cheese i dont have.
Cat doesnt like snow and stinking Winter creatures.
I need Androth Sixxeths Log of Colon Magic
SKOOMASKOOMASKOOMASKOOMASKOOMA
Khajit is good citizens! There is no skooma in its pockets.
Maybe if you roll doubles, khajit will look in back drawer
Can I get my dick sucked?
M'aiq disgusts greens, no deal with greens!
Maybe at nicgt, elve, sneak to gisreld's Hut and grab some, hahaha
No deal, snitch
haha ok thanks
*stands staring at you for a minute*
*draws weapon*
*stands behind you*
*goes hopping away*
Admit it, user. I know you fucked Rabinna in the wilderness before you delivered her, didnchu?
A dwemer dagger for me?
I'm over encumbered, buy a bunch of this random shit I'm carrying. If you don't have enough gold for it all I guess I'll buy some lockpicks and healing potions until you do.
All the eyes can See in nature, hahaha.
Maybe khajit took woman, maybe not.
This cat was beasty, traveler.
So what is it, you desire, man?
My son went off to join the bards college
Now i need a redguard or i wont get my crop harvested
How much?
>redguard
kek
A redguard is it you seek, kind sir?
what coin are you willing to pay?
I have like 2 Septims
I need radaway, stat
Can I have a tiger blowjob?