Tell me household item I can use or make as a dildo

Tell me household item I can use or make as a dildo
Guy who is into anal play but has no means of using a real dildo
If they are good ideas I’ll take pics with it in

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Hairbrush or a sharpie would work

Any I’ve tried were uncomfortable, like rough edges a bad shape or a hole right in the middle

Use a pickle

Maybe but I don’t have that at the moment

Use fingers

Don’t use anything made of glass
doesn’t matter what type u will
regret it

What do you have around the house that is long and round

Something like this works rather well. The blade can be taken off the razor and has an extremely nice vibrator on it once the razor is taken off. Put a condom over it and enjoy, usually in a shower, as the noise of water drowns it out. Still can be used to shave i guess afterwards. Can go for as low as 8 bucks so shave then fuck I guess.

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(I'm going under the assumption that you have a tight ass due to the fact you dont wanna go out and buy a dildo, my impression though.

Doesn’t work that well for me

I will look into to that maybe give me some things to buy I’ll head to target and send the results tomorrow

I guess give me some good shit to work with and I’ll show

Condom on toilet plunger, broom... Really can't be that hard to figure out.

If it can fit in your ass it's a dildo.

anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

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If you can't use these things, then just buy a dildo

That should be perfect any of you gay boys want pics as promised

Yes plz

yes

Ok I’ll get them in here within a hour

The thread will die gay boy

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those mini glass bottles of Sprite specifically.

also, literally just put a couple heat sensitive plastic bottles into a dishwasher and see the results, you'd be surprised the array of shapes you'll get

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i guess fanta's fine too if you like ribs

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Things I actually fucked as a teenager:

parents' sex toys (search wardrobe/under bed)
tool handles; screwdrivers, hammers, etc.
toiletry/shampoo bottles
garden hose nozzle
the handle of the biggest sharpest knife in the kitchen
rolling pin
upturned chair leg

Bread bin

>the handle of the biggest sharpest knife in the kitchen
bruh

carefully

dick

those poor parents, wondering why everything stank like fish

the parents are obviously not virgins, so they knew what the smell was

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How about someone else's cock?