I am a college professor with a tiny dick and one ball. Pic related, is me

I am a college professor with a tiny dick and one ball. Pic related, is me.

Ask me anything.

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First of all what the fuck, Second why do you have one ball?

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dox yourself

I guess I'm the fuck. Second, I was born with only 1.

Ever let frat bros fuck you in the inverted vag you got going on there?

What do you teach?

Not a question, and doxing is illegal

I get fucked in my ass

Ok Boomer.

Chemistry

Thanks for the honesty. Show asshole and dangling ball

Ok here it is

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Well. I'm scarred for life now

ever let female students blow you for grades

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No, none of them have offered. I guess they'd rather fail.

Any funny stories, Walter White?

saving that one for the shocker collection

What brand of pens do you use?

Does your single testicle have any influence in your choice? Pic related

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Kek, don't have any cool bumblebee brand methyl amine stories, sorry. I do distill my own moonshine, but have never had to run from the revenuers. Have also made my own biodiesel.

Any students you've wanted to fuck/rape?

>ok boomer

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Ironically, don't like uniball pens. I prefer pilot pens.

Fuck, of course. Not into rape/rape fantasies

Can't say that without elaborating, what's the most depraved thing you've wanted to do to a student?

what do your students think about you? are you known to be pretty chill or nah

how old are you?

Most depraved, probably fantasy about hooking up with someone who is into tying me up, so I get tied up naked, but they invited my students over to a party and they laugh at my tiny dick and one ball while I'm tied up helpless. They piss on me, and make me lick their assholes.

Yea they like me, I'm easy going and can actually teach.

do you have trouble balancing with only having 1 ball? i hear men with this condition get a steel ball implanted to help them balance.

Im 43.

>college professor
What subject?
>with a tiny dick and one ball.
Why do you feel the need to share this?

Haven't fallen over yet. Im used to one. Would feel weird to have 2.

do you watch my little pony

At what age did you realize males are supposed to have two testicles?

Chemistry.
Obviously catches people's attention. Plus, most students never know anything sexual about their teachers/profs. This is my secret.

No

why not

5 years old. I had surgery to look for the undescended testicle, so my parents explained that most males have 2. They didn't find it, wasn't undescended, it never formed.

Your body is gross af. I hope when Im that age I dont look like this.

Why are you posting this?
No offense

There are 10080 minutes in a week. I don't feel the need to devote any of them to my little pony.

For your sake, I hope not either.

40% bored
60% enjoy humiliation and exposure

you should though, you're both equally pathetic so it's a perfect match.

You were married if i'm not wrong, right? (believe i read it on another thread)
If you do, what does she think about you having one ball and a small dick?

have you allways been into humiliation? it's not something I can relate to

Damn 43? Im so sorry you look like a 80 year old faggot

you can see the ring, Sherlock

Yes im married. She is small so a small cock worked for her, she thought one ball was unusual and cool. She cucks me sometimes, my idea, so she's had larger cocks too, but nothing huge. No bbc.

that's a rough 43

take better care of yourself, Robert Downy Jr. is a lot older than you and doing action movies

jason momoa is 40, you have the body of an out of shape 70yo, can you even fuck?

greetings fellow one ball user

No, not always into it. It developed over time.

I used to be close to 400 lb, lost 150 so far, but yes. Im diabetic and a mess, but getting better. Once I lose more weight I'll get some skin removed.

Do college professor believe small penis is sign of infiriority?

Welcome. Im a righty, how about you?

Do you teach at Uni or Community college?

Follow up how much do you make?

No, but bad grammar is.

At small private college. 60-70k

Do you blow loads?

No, I dribble moderate amounts.

Can I break your neck Professor Faggot?

Yeah that i for sure know already

>discord_.gg/Sup Forums

Teach us how to make C-4, please

I don't teach physics, but given a significant and fast enough change in acceleration, yes, I'm sure I could.

free will or determinism?

show wife

Free will is only chemical reactions responding to stimuli formed by other chemical reactions.

do you use metric system or imperial system

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Metric in lab, imperial when cooking, since my recipes are from US

wow, you're punching up. Somewhat.

did you fuck any girls when you were a teen?

What got you into humiliation grandpa?

Makes sense.

What is your opinion about LSD?

No, I was fat "friend", never boyfriend

do you have any kids?

Omegle

Does she have extra nipples ?

Apparently ppl had interesting trips, but I wouldn't want to try it. Pot is hardest I've tried. Pussy, I know.

No

No, scars from surgeries

Sharpie in pooper

You bet YOU could? Getting a bit too confident there aren’t you fatass? What do you teach, social “sciences”?

Your wife is 100% getting railed by a BBC bull behind your back.

How does this make you feel, single nut faggot?

we need video where u masturbate

what kind of music do you listen to?

Do you live in Texas?

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what do you teach?

I never want to grow old
imagine being this user, you will be
fuck
I want to stay in my twenties for ever

Humiliated and inferior

fuckinghell.

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Ever had a super genius in your class who put you to shame?

Ariana grande

can you still cum with 1 ball? also how big is your dick erect? it looks like it's the same size as mine.

See

more sharpies. as many sharpies as you can.

No