This cute girl approaches you and asks you out on a date at her private go-kart ranch

>this cute girl approaches you and asks you out on a date at her private go-kart ranch
>wat do?

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Tell her you don't date minorities

tell her that you dont date women who have cocks

rape her dog if she has one

Drive off with gokart, record self fucking another girl in gokart, send original girl and her family video of fucking new girl. Duh OP

Tell her that this is a no penis type situation

>penis
No thanks faggot

that is kind of mean, dude

The world is mean. U either get fucked or u do the fucking.

You had me at "go-kart ranch".

>girl

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ask for Id, then with lawyers and witnesses present outline the parameters of the date and draw up a contract stating all points sign and date in triplicate, notarize and file with state so as not to get accused of anything later on, then if all goes will repeat for second date

go to the ranch

Eat her dad's pussy

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this

looks like a fucking alien disguised as a woman

Ask her for id to confirm she's at least 18 years of age. Photograph id and email it to myself, then head to her go-kart ranch. Sounds fun.

No sir.

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thoughts?????????????

tell him that i don't like girls with dicks

Hit him with a Kurt Cobain

This is what a real tranny looks like. Notice how she actually passes. Fuck off faggot.

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>girl

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What's the countdown with this tranny? She 17 now? We got to invite zoomer tranny back when she's 18.

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She’s either a junior or senior, not sure

Real talk though, do trannies need to sign the draft?

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I think OP girl look better
to each their own I guess

You’re either gay or retarded

>>wat do?
Stomp a Tranny

>She’s either a junior or senior, not sure
Nice we got to get her back here once midnight hits on 18th birthday, she was briefly here but was underage banned.

Idk tbh. They can serve in the military now. See Ketchum tranny

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>she

I have a right to my opinion and I may or may not be the things you mentioned.
Good day sir.

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>go-kart
>ranch
"well hold on here lil lady, you can't ranch go-karts cause they're not alive"

Look at that strong jawline... just don't try if you don't have the features.

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a private go-kart ranch though. I can get past the dick

Ketchum & zoomer are kino

I thought trump banned any further enlistments for trannies

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Chicks don’t have jawline idiot

>starts hrt at 14
>good timing during development process
>strong feminine features now
I would say more female than male at this point, no problem calling this zoomer trap a she.

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I didn't know that, I don't really keep up with tranny news. Not sure how drafting works for them.

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>no problem calling this zoomer trap a she.
Its penis is a huge problem

Looks like a Finnish male.

That makes it cuter

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Ideal tranny army waifu

Man I don’t usually fuck with trannies, but Ketchum and Zoomer are exceptions

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I can just imagine Ketchum being passed around the platoon. You know that ass has been destroyed

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>huge problem
nah, hrt usually reduces the size. i would consider it a small problem.

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Nah Ketchum is too pure for that.

Say "okay."

idk about that. in my experience trannies become very desperate for acceptance that they go through a big whore phase shortly after transitioning

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get arrested for fucking a minor on a go kart track

go karts are gay,id rather drive a real car.i bet your 14

>they can serve in the military now

no they cant,retard

have her give me roadhead while driving the go kart around

Go kart ranch? It sounds pretty cool. Go karts are awesome.

Wait... A go-kart ranch AND a cock?! Fuck yeah! I'm in!

Feed her a bowl of eggs

>go on date
>get "her" to at least blow me on the date
>maybe fuck "her" ass
would make cumdump.

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