I am probably going to jail forever

I am probably going to jail forever.
Thought about suicide the other day but pussied out

AMA
>pic related

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How is the pic related?

What takes you to jail?

That looks like a nurse, not a cop. Silly user, you're going to the hospital.

Kek

she a kid? you fuck a kid?

It’s my daughter.
Long story short, we had sex and I just found out she got pregnant and had an abortion.
Now my ex knows and I feel like I’m just waiting for the fucking FBI

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Is she 18?

oh look, it's story time

Definitely not the legs and body of a minor...

She is now.
Not when she was here in my state living with me

if true, long story short is an understatement

Ofc she is, if she weren't we all would be banned by now for bumping this thread.

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How did it happen the first time?

Also did she come back for more or what's the story?

What is wrong with Americans?

they just lie a lot mostly

Ima be honest with u user, I'd smash her everytime. My friend said that he would do the same, I'd consider ngl...

It was 100% consensual and I don’t even know how my ex found out.
My daughter went to live with me a little over a year ago and we hadn’t seen each other since she was 2.

It wasn’t even weird it was like a having a cool teenager for a roommate. We had sex a few times and she went back home to chill things out with her mom and finish school

She called me the other day and told me all that shit about being pregnant and now I’m fucking panicking.

This was her the summer she came to live with me

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How was it?

Mental illness

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Pics or it didn’t happen

Whats her name?

At the time it felt great.
Hadn’t had someone that young come on to me in forever. Youngest girls I usually sleep with are almost double her age

Teenagers are fun to be around too we hung out that whole summer near the beach

Evee

More

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She sent me this from her room and said “workout progress”

I walked over to her room and we had sex

>I don’t even know how my ex found out
“it was like having a cool teenager for a roommate” do you know what cool teenagers do. they go back to their moms and fight with them and scream at them and say shitty things to make them feel bad and if they fucked dad that sure makes the list

That’s probably how it happened.
They fight all the fucking time

You're just bragging aren't you?

Kinda why I kept the picture this long

Holy shit user, got more?

Not the same girl in these pics, 4 freckles give it away.

Nice larping though.

..yea yo daughter could catch a nut, would do the same

well show off some more

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so is there a punchline or

Post nudes. If she's 18 of course... i mean jeez.

She was wearing that in front of me. It’s definitely her dude

I can’t post her nudes here

This... Got any more provocative pics?

If all of this goes under the bridge with my ex I’m going to ask her to come back and live with me. Honestly miss the company

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Moar?

how big is her penis?

So, there's no nudes

Can’t post everything

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is there a place you can?

Yeah we took a naked selfie.
I can’t post that shit

Larp

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you can physically though

we got photoshop n shit nigga its current year

Quit being a cuck and post. You got us hard thinking about this.

people jerk off to some weird ass stories they are BSing lol.... this is peak loneliness.

Could you post any more?

OP is a fag and a liar. Anyone believing that shit is a fag too

Are you new here?

Went up to her gradution earlier this year

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you're just a fucking liar, faggot. You're fapping to this kind of fantasies, you badass, lmao....

This is a larp but feel free to kill yourself anyways for contributing to the cancer

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She sent me this while I was at work.

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Nudes or I contact m00t

Holy shit user, more?

screenshot of chat, faggot

You're a lucky man user.

At the end of the day I wouldn't worry about the situation.

Unless and until she presses rape charges (which by the sounds the chances are zero) you shouldn't worry.

From summer of 2018 dude. When she live with me

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Even if my ex calls the police?
She will never through me under the bus like that, we still talk all the time

Yeah even if she dobs you in... Unless your daughter testifies against you but it sounds like you have a good relationship so just keep it up...

...also... More pics? Lol

I can't believe how many dumb niggers believe this kind of larp.

Well then I shouldn’t have anything to worry if that’s true..

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Welcome to post 2016 Sup Forums. I miss Boxxy shitposting

>implying that keep threads weren't always a thing
ishygddt

Larp*
Fucking auto correct

Boxxy and sage both died, there's like 1/100 good threads, or maybe less. I literally haven't seen anyone know the rules or sage a thread or know the queen or anything, I came back recent after maybe 5 years, even 5 years ago there were some good stuff left.

Im willing to endure the long version

To help OP....i am willing to listen to every detail

Youre, you, youre . your You're bad ass

Found the 12 year old whos been lied to and bullied all his life so far!