Your penis turns into Hitler's head. How much does that change your life? Are you screwed...

Your penis turns into Hitler's head. How much does that change your life? Are you screwed? He basically talks and makes speeches whenever he wants, except when you have to urinate and sleep, and the only way to shut him up is to put on a chastity belt of some kind over him.

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I wish I had a tiny hitler penis who specifically did his speeches while I was pissing. Like that was the trigger. Every trip to the bathroom would sound like a rally.

Maybe if you could convince him you are a friend, he might do that for you.

Fuck, that shit is hilarious. You have speaking hitlerheaded dick and he also pee with his mouth. You can make a lot of money of this shit.

it changes nothing. you’ve described my life exactly how it is right now.

The question is, do you consider that it will completely marginalize you and change your life, when pretty much everyone knows that you are famous or infamous for having Hitler at the tip of your penis? I'm not sure if I would tell anyone, LOL, and if he made his speeches while doing regular stuff, I'd try to say that I accidentally have a YouTube video running on my phone, and I'm researching Nazi propaganda, and apologize LOL. I'd want to wear that chastity device and lock him in there without ability to speak, while I really am in public.

if it means the beginning of the 4th reich

we all must make sacrifices

>but it sounds like he's drinking a cup of water during the entire duration. Resumes to normal after urination until you zip up.

Shit are you kidding me this would be amazing. The only downside would be sneaky Jews trying to circumcise your little pal.

>circumcise your little pal.
AKA literally cut off literally Hitler, your literal new penis? That's way more than circumcision you've got heading for you.

Maybe you might sacrifice your social life, to some extent, if you don't try to muffle him up with a chastity device.

My wife Jewish so first thing I do is shove Hitler in her ass.

I immediately invade pooland

Well, the novelty alone is probably going to improve my social life. Besides that, I get to torture hitler till my dick falls off!

If you really don’t need him to speak, you can wear that chastity device. But, overall, it’s nice feature. You can create new national-socialist dicks party. And you can make comedy of it.

Improve your life? What kinds of crowds do you hang around? I live in California, and people would wreck me, maybe even kill me, for only a small part of my body being literally Hitler! Any advice for a state I could move to, where people may be more accepting of who I am?

i invade pooland even if benis not hitler

>comedy
Yeah, maybe, kind of like a much more silly and grotesque version of that one book and movie from Germany, Er ist wieder da, much more graphic, but maybe funny to some people. Imagine having to stand in front of a small podium in an auditorium, showing Hitler's little head speaking and moving slightly, obscuring the penis shaft behind him. Well that is really weird.

What's pooland? India?

imagine a gay orgy with all WWII leaders as each man's bell end

You could form an alliance with the chap who has Mussolini for his knob. And join with the woman who has Goering for a vadge. Go on tour, make a fortune.
Reform the Third Reich in genital form

>Goering
I think he would be a butt. Have you seen pictures of the man?

Im having dinner with my sister.
>We made fondue.
>Baguette is crisp and worm
>green grapes
>hmmm
>...
>...
>DAS JÜDISCHE PROBLEM WIRD MIT ABSOLTER PRIORITÄT GELÖST

imagine you fuck your girlfriend with the fuhrer, the dickler

Ur v brave and stylish

I think in modern world even this would find it’s own fans and public. Nowadays you can make comedy nearly of everything.

Fuck, gachimuchi ww2 edition seems to be interesting

Actually lmao-ing

Best thread on /b in a year, easily
OP you fucking genius

Dude, It's a talking dick! Ignoring that, you'd be able to provide a captive hitler for people to torment. Imagine the horror he'd feel as you plow a black chick or a jew but be completely unable to stop it happening. Imagine how much people would pay to stick pins in it or burn it with a cigarette. Yeah, you'd share his pain, but I think a little personal suffering is worth being able to put my hitler dick through hell

Himmler would be a vag.

Is sjw cunts so influential in ca? I don’t think people can be so retarded

And, you see, hitler could influence so many people that they were looking for the war. I think ca libtards could be re-zombied if hitler started to talk again.

Fuck a trap, go to a furry convention, gay bath house, get a circumcision, the options for torturing your hitler dick are indeed endless as was his bigotry.

So it's win-win. Either I get rich letting people torture my hitler dick or my dick develops a massive following and I get lots of sex with aryan nation sluts.

I feel like this would be one of those "hard or right" situations, except it'd be more like a hard or different kind of hard situation.

This is basically having a micropenis.

When I masturbate, does he puke cum?

Ahhahaha, it’d be nice feature

Yes, he does, but with the Führer at the helm, you are infertile.