This is my waifu and i love her!

this is my waifu and i love her!

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mangareader.net/saint-oniisan
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how old is she

she doesnt have a canonical age but there's a few pieces of evidence that point to her being elementary school age

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Ok then.

My husbando is Jesus from SaintYoung Men

im glad you've been able to find someone like that :)
what do you like most about him?

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I probably used husbando wrong.

I ain't gay for Jesus, but he's a fuckin lad.

1. He's Jesus
2. Pulled some sick ass Moses shit at a swimming pool without being aware of it
3. Able to turn water to wine

Plus the stigmata is a good accessory.

oh, waifu/husbando has been muddied a bit, you can use to mean it in the way that you used it, in fact thats sort of the original meaning
i feel like 'he's jesus' is cheating a bit, but all the same, im glad to hear you can enjoy him as a character :)
ive meant to watch that show, ill take this as a recommendation, thank you
i wonder if it has a manga, though.

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shes mine

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nice catch man

hello there
thanks, i think. :)

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Mangas called Saint Oniisan
mangareader.net/saint-oniisan
There's probably better sites to read it on, but I'm lazy :-/

Apologies for misusing husbando before, my mind must have wandered off.

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thank you, ill be sure to look into it :)
i have my own way to read manga, but giving the title is still a lot of help
i-its okay, its arguable that im the one misusing it, but at the end it doesnt really matter
i hope you have a nice day :)
hello

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May I ask you fellows a few questions about your hobby here?

you can ask me whatever youd like, but know that i can only speak for myself

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This is my waifu.

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this girl is Yui Hirasawa. don't you think she's cute? great work keeping the thread alive, Tsuchi.

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hello there, cute waifu
heya!
shes very cute indeed :)
and thank you, im always afraid of accidentally making one when one is already up and i just didnt look hard enough

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hiya!
thank you!
you should try using the search feature, but that's okay. i hope you like it.

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Hey there, Tsugu. How goes this morning?

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hello!
youre very welcome :)
i do, but not every waifu thread has had 'waifu' in the title, only most of them
how are you doing today?
its a good one, i got a lot of rest and im ready to tackle the day, or something like that. i work later tonight but it should be an easy one :)
how about yourself?

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i like the revealed nature of her robot parts in this one
hey!
thank very you (:
well, it's a good rule of thumb to see that "waifu" in the title means waifu, and those that don't will die into obscurity.

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hi

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I'm doing okay. I'm a little upset because a lot of my food went bad because I was away from home for so long, so I need to go to the store later.
An easy day is always a good day, just have to make the most of it.

I always thought robots that looked robotic were cooler than the typical androids that are indistinguishable from humans.

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hey
well, yeah, one's a robot and the other's a human(-looking robot). and robots are cool, so i like robots.
i hope her arm is okay.

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hi!
youre very welcome :)
thats not always the case, i mean it is like 99% of the time, i know, but its not always absolutely true
h-how are y-you today?
well hey there! how are you?
oh dang, that sucks. well, i guess its an opportunity to get some new, tasty stuff at least maybe?
definitely, so ill be playing video games.

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Do you want a girlfriend who is made of flesh and blood, or do you only want a waifu?

hello, howre oyu
im doing alright, feeling a bit sleepy.. i spent the night playing deltarune for the first time, blind, was quite good, enjoyed it a lot
how're you?

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want is a tricky word. i think id be lying to say i only 'want' a waifu, but given a chance at the alternative id likely turn it down

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hello!
thank very you (:
yeah, i know....
you cold? i'm doing okay, thank you for asking. i woke up an hour ago and i want to go for a walk today in the nice cold.
are you holding up alright? anything fun today?
hi, i'm doing okay... kinda tired. are you doing okay? you're nice.

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You have good taste, friend. I'm sure it'll be fine, she probably has a spare or two lying around.
If not, she can always return to the lab where she was born to get fixed.

Yeah, I'll need to get a bunch of stuff while I'm out. I just need to figure out what to make today.
More Borderlands 3?

I think a lot of people here are pretty lonely, hence the joke that this is a "gay dating thread"
Personally, I'd be fine with either.

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I don't mean to offend, but isn't it obvious that a collections of anime pictures is a poor substitute for a real mate and life partner?
Do you think that coming here to chat helps alleviate your loneliness or exacerbates it?

i see, make sure to try and get some rest tonight, then :)
ooo deltarune was pretty good yeah, i actually love that they implemented graze mechanics, they feel like a pretty natural step forward
im good! playing some borderlands 3 right now, had a tasty lunch... breakfast. im not usually up so early unless i have to leave for work right away, but i went to bed really early last night
hiya!
youre very welcome :)
its just one of those weird things im worried about even though the consequences are likely just a link to the other thread and then i would delete the one i made, but i still think about it.
no, but thats because i finally turned my heat on this week. got really cold so fast. w-well i hope you have a nice walk, then
yeah im doing alright, borderlands 3 is fun! and then i have to do laundry and work so thatll be that.
id give some advice bur frankly i only make like one thing. im sure you'll figure something tasty out :)
more borderlands 3! i definitely just passed the mid-point, there's a metroid-vania-esque unlock that recontextualizes previous areas.
its alright, im pretty tough to offend, feel free to be as blunt as youd like
and yes it is obvious haha, im not sure how to answer that.
i guess ive just accepted that kind of thing isnt for me, whether i like it or not

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With respect, I can understand how people can be antisocial or dislike big crowds or parties or whatever, but I don't understand how anyone could think of love itself to be "not for them." It just doesn't make sense to me.

This is my wife, and I love her very much.

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i'm only as tasteful as the stimuli around me. that sounds good. arms are important.
yeah! sounds good... i think
heya!
thank very you (:
yeah, i understand... no worries, friend.
heat is nice! i hope you enjoy it.
woo Borderlands 3! and laundry! woo, i think!

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sorry, consider it delusional then if it helps. thats all ive got
hello there
ya hey!
youre very welcome :)
thank you, friend :)
it is! i definitely do, more than freezing. i prefer it cooler but not "uncomfortable in my own apartment" cold.
nah laundry is pretty boring, but its gotta get done
hello

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Hi hi. How're you?

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i am similarly kinda tired. yep im alright, just watching some youtube for now. you're nice too
i wll do that, thanks. gonna sleep pretty soon-ish probably
c-cant say i care too much about the mechanics, but yea it was nice. i beat it, then gave jevil a handful of tries, but i pretty quickly acknowledged my skill level just wasnt up to par so i decided to go check out the fight on youtube instead. really liked it a lot though! and im really wanting chapter two now
hope that's fun! lunch is nice, i had a sandwich a bit ago. i finally got my cheese. y-yea i saw that

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So, do you see it as a delusion? Or is that just a perspective I should take?

Hello there, how are you today?

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I can't say I feel all that lonely. I would rather talk to people here than not, but it's basically the same to me as gaming buddies.

Any recommendation is a good one. I'll probably just make a steak tonight to celebrate finally getting home.
That sounds pretty neat for a Borderlands game. Usually every problem is solved by shooting something.

She has different arm attachments anyway, they're designed to come off. Probably.

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based pedo

im good! playing some vidya, taking it easy before work
how about yourself?
sounds good, i hope its nice and restful :)
fair enough. ah yeah, i couldnt beat jevil at all either. i dunno if i even got close. has there been any news about the release or progress on the game? i havent heard anything but i havent really been looking
it is! ah, im glad to hear you got the cheese, sandwiches feel pretty empty without it
the waifu stuff is definitely a delusion, im just saying if it helps you to rationalize it, then feel free to think of it that way
im good! taking it easy, playing some vidya, feeling pretty good
how about yourself?
well all i make is sandwiches, theyre pretty good. s-steak sounds a lot better though, maybe go with that
oh it doesnt impact combat in any way, more like, it unlocks extra loot boxes, haha

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guh-huh!
thank very you (:
you're always welcome, friend (:
yeah, i get that feel. cool is nice and cool.
aw, okay... i hope you somehow have fun with it!
you should go take a sleeper, then!
you've posted the same image last night. it's very cute but i'm concerned
oh, alright, i see. cool!

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Nice.
youre very welcome :)
aw, thank you, friend :)
cool is cool is nice indeed
ill play on my phone while i wait, its not too long, an hour or so. but thats not for a while yet, for now, vidya!

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you are
thank very you (:
aw, it's not problem, you're welcome, friend (:
cool things are cool!
vidya woo!! play them awesome style!

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A good sandwich is underrated.
I meant that problem solving on Borderlands always has been to shoot a thing to move on.

What sorts of things can your waifu do?

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So if it is a delusion, don't you think you should stop entertaining it as a major part of your life?

I'm alright. Just listening to some music, wasting away my morning. I really hate waking up as early as i do, it's boring as hell, but work demands it, i guess.

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no u
youre very welcome :)
im glad to hear it isnt, thank you, friend :)
what is the coolest thing?
uhhh thanks, its mostly just shooting guys in the face
true enough
but if your shooting thing is not up to the task? you gotta find some loot to shoot better.
no, it keeps me going, for now.
ah, sounds kinda comfy, i hope it is
oh, hmm, ah well. good luck with your work, then :)

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I don't work today, i work tomorrow, it's just if i mess up my sleep schedule too much, it makes work rough, so i'm kind of forced to keep it up even on my days off. That's what my complaint is.

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gotta ditch, see you peoples later
she can play guitar and be cute, and that's all she needs to do. the guitar part is even optional. also she sings or something? i dunno
y-you, too
thank very you (:
i'm glad you're glad, you're always welcome, friend (:
uh... something at absolute zero, i'd assume.
shooting guys is fun, healthy, good, and necessary to a healthy society.

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th-thanks, i'd hope so too
i liked ralsei a lot, he's super cute. it's kind of nice now to have a game to look forward to, i cant think of any other game i'm excited for. and yea i didnt get very close to beating jevil.. uhhh, toby has said he's made about 50 songs past chapter 1 and that's about the only progress that's been said i believe
they really do! but now i dont have spinach.. oh well, it was still a pretty good sandwich regardless. pepper jack is a very tasty cheese
i will! soon! just a few more minutes

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Always find more loot, the shinier the better.

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nice 3s
aaah i see, yeah work has a way of keeping us in a routine like it or not.
oh well, i hope you have a nice day otherwise :)
no u
youre very welcome :)
im glad youre glad too, thank you, friend :)
would you like to know where the coldest place in the universe is?
y-yup, most likely
:)
yeah he was nice. the songs are probably my favorite part so im pretty excited now
ah, darn. im still working through the lettuce and tomato i bought however long ago. the lettuce is starting to lose color so i hope i finish it soon. and yes, pepper jack is the very tastiest cheese
i threw away a legendary grenade mod a while back and im regretting it pretty hard

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Gucci.

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Legendaries only stay relevant for so long before it's time to toss them. I wouldn't worry too much about them until you hit max level.

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hey there
true but its still better than my current one, even after all this time. it was really good.

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I'm doing pretty good, although it's gonna be a long month, got the release of my project in two weeks, but once it's all done, I'll be free to have some time to myself.

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guys I just finished moze, should I run zane or fl4k next?

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what did he mean by this

Why do they all have colored streaks in their hair like they're the Asian girl character in an action movie?

Oh well, I'm sure you'll find something better soon anyway.

I didn't play the game, Fl4k sounds like he's the OP one though.

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Hello.
Which ones are "they"?

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im glad to hear it!
i hope your project goes nice and smoothly :)
good luck! and have a nice day today
i dont really know, im playing fl4k now, hes pretty fun!
true enough
really would like a new sniper rifle its like 5 levels behind now.
how are you doing today?

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All the ones I've seen so far have been like that.

I'm so used to Borderlands 2, where pistols where pretty much the only viable weapon type.

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I've got a cold. Give me money.

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I got a day off after 6 weeks. So I'm okay-ish.
I can remember 6, Sop, M4A1, M16A1, ST AR-15, RO635 and MDR.
The first 5 are pretty much siblings, so it makes sense for them to have things in common.

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:)
the power of fluffy boys shines within me. yea, it's certainly one of my favorite parts too! i already really loved the undertale soundtrack, but deltarune at the same time also felt like a pretty substantial increase in quality too with it's music
okay, good luck. dont feel pressured to finish it all or anything though! it certainly is. i was having muenster on my sandwiches for a little while, and it is pretty good, i just forgot how much more flavorful pepper jack is. definitely sticking with pepper jack
anyways, i think it's about bed time for me now.. so goodnight, hope you have a good day. enjoy the borderlands! hopefully we can talk later

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Give me your paypal.

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Just give me your bank account information and I'll deposit $100 into your account.

I guess so. Which one is discount Clock-girl?

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Don't have one.

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oh, really? maybe thats why it felt like i was never particularly good
i just like the big number, also fl4k has some stuff that scales well with critical damage
im sorry to hear it, i hope you feel better soon
oh my, thats a lot of work, try and take it easy for today at least
i hope its nice and relaxing
:)
y-yeah something like that. i have a feeling that, much like the undertale ost, it will be mostly good, with a handful of greats, and a few tunes that are godly in quality, and that most of the greats have already been showcased.
im gonna finish this loaf and then whatever is leftover will be thrown onto the last few sandwiches or thrown out. i do provolone because the nearby deli only has like, american, swiss, and provolone.
sounds good, rest well fren, ill certainly be back later after work :)

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Moze is a lot of fun, Iron Bear wrecks face in the early game and her perks are way powerful in the late game. My current build is heavy in the shield and a little in the bottomless mags, I never run out of armor or ammo, it's so fun to run around with a 4 shooter jakobs pistol that shoots like 6 or seven times before it has to be reloaded. I feel like I'm in a bad spaghetti western where nobody counts the shots and reloading is kind of optional, like an aesthetic choice rather than a necessity

Mean. That's RO.
I can mail you some drugs.

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That seemed to be the general consensus, though it didn't help that Gunzerker was the best. I imagine this game is more balanced.

Moze seemed the most interesting to me, I thought she'd end up being the strongest character.

I just call them like I see them.

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You don't really need drugs for a cold. Send soup and money.

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i wasnt into it enough to know what more balanced would look like, i dont think i even got to max level, so there you go

anyway i have to go get some stuff, done. be back later
bye-bye~

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Call her cute then.
How much.

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Thank you, I hope the same.
Hope you have a wonderful day as well.

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All of it. All the soup and all the money.

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I'll take a dip in a pool now.

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Have fun!

No.

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Hey

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Howdy.

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What a day, what a lovely day! How are you? Nice hitler-dubs

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Hey guys

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Well hello there!

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The sound of clubs falling on skulls was sickening for the first minute, until I grew accustomed to it.

What makes it so lovely?
I'm doing okay, playing a Racing game going fast around the hamburger ring.

Well, if it's not my favorite gay poster.

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The sound of clubs falling on skills was sickening at first, until I grew accustomed to it

Police fired into a surging crowd at random, and three men were killed; two black and one brown

how bad is PDD

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I'm taking it easy right now. How about you?
Only half gay, my killer robot friend.

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If you're referring to Pervasive Developmental Disorder, bad enough to where early therapy is a very good idea, but not so bad as to be overly dibiliting beyond that.

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I meant the other PDD, persistent depressive disorder. or dysthymia

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Great Railroad Strike, 1877. We had that in college, I knew I recognised that quote from somewhere.
Nothing yet, but I hope something soon will. Nice, I've got this racing game dirt but I suck at it, I'm not bothered to learn how to tune the car in to the correct surface so I just crash for thirty minutes and turn it off.
Same, not much happening. Maybe I'll do some writing or drawing later. Not much bourbon left either, just enough for tonight. Also, why is everyone calling you gay? You're like the straightest bloke I know, I bet you beat your wife and kids you're that straight.

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