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BeGONE thot Edition

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>thotposter loses to the lain poster
Triste!

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F*ck Pennsylvania.

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didn't cause any harm but keep getting bullied

Should I pick up the phone?

nah

She usually just texts and I've been ignoring her texts so she started calling. I wonder if she'll drive here to see why I'm not picking up.

Who else here went to see Blade Runner by themselves?

no

>spoiling yourself when bladerunner extended edition is confirmed to be kino

>kino

Big fan of homosexuality

When was the last day you didn't browse Sup Forums?

don't know

thats pretty gay

saw it with my best friend

One day I’m gon' marry a porn star
We’ll have a big-ass crib and a long yard
We’ll have a mansion and some fly maids

She's trying her luck with the texts again. Guess she is coming. I'm gonna tell her I put my phone on silent and lost it.

any yank man in

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>Terrone.jpg

Is this really how they snip babbies?

Terrones aren't people.

why are you ignoring her

The Devil is a pretty cool guy

they lay you back on this table that resembles a diaper changing station you see in public restrooms, then they strap you down, then they cut it

the plastic you lay on is typically bloodstained from other infants as well

Got bored of replying to her texts.

stop dating needy bitches

I'm gonna be honest and say that she's not needy, I just get bored of people easily and stop talking to them. I've had a couple girls dump me for ghosting them.
Anyway she should be here pretty soon so I'm gonna go hide my phone.

Kinda want to stay up all night but there's nothing to do and no point in doing so
t. Calgary

look for a job

Moral Panics by decade
>90's: violence in vidya, goth music, satanism
>2000's: child kidnappers and human trafficking
>2010's: Sexual harassment and rape, especially rape on a college campus
What will the next one be /cum/?

white men

move to the six

I applied to five
Real annoying having to phone reply since I'm banned
Hope I can reset my router from the web page

> skateboard rolls into traffic
> hit by a car an lands in some bushes
> now there's white stuff on the trucks and deck
Wat is it?

Was hoping that one would end in a few years

Not being white enough

>skateboard
Grow up.

Some plants have a milky white sap that becomes waxy when dried.

Say a little prayer for Hitler up there in heaven before you got to bed tonight.

you are too fat to ride a skateboard fatty man fat man

Hitler can't be in heaven because he was baptized Catholic.

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Uh, excuse you???

Always liked this webm

Like the bit when he dies.

Time for some sfw rekt posting

can do

fat boy fatty boy

Cumpadres
How you feeling?

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>This Eid the goat sacrifices YOU
kek

Why are Californians so gay?

wow rude

A bit better after seeing this

>tfw spending my friday alone in Monterrey

that baby is fucking fat

>tfw hundreds of rekt webms
why are these so fun

schadenfreude

>tfw no gf

>asian drivers

>>asian drivers

maybe
i think its more the ridiculousness of the situation

Every girl is a thot here in NL

Not bad at all.

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i think this is my favorite

this is how i take corners in gran turismo

I want to have some sun chips with dip, but I am not hungry? Should I just eat them anyways? I think that is the right thing to do.

whenever i pass a mother and her kids, the mother acts as if im a predator. "be careful" they say around me. "get in the car, now."
>tfw creepy mentally tormented apathetic shut in
anyone else socially anxious and paranoid here?

Maybe but its only around the wheels on the side that got hit
Why is this

>footage recovered from the Godzilla attack

I live in NL. I don't want a thot.

not a fan of seeing people get hurt

almost think a gf isnt worth the effort
>have to grind through tons of bitches or settle for some random bitch in your daily life
>as a male i am the one to have all the expectations placed on me - have a job, be ambitious, do all the legwork of chasing women, be charismatic, etc.
all this for the great opportunity of having to deal with some nagging bitch who disturbs your privacy, attempts to manipulate you with ghosting/being distant, and forces you to compromise with her. You have to forfeit control of your life just for some company and some ass.
think ill stick with my hand

need a gf

gfs were never worth it

poor sport
THIS is how you take turns

>not being faithful to lain
You sicken me.

had a dream in which i cried and had tears when i woke up

*posts non-humans get hurt*

Having a gf is overrated

I suspect that move was against the rules

I still remember a few years ago when I dreamed about having a beautiful relationship with a girl and then woke up crying like a baby. That's when I lost all hope and I haven't cried since.

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*uses headbutt*
"it's super effective"

why is she so angry

*blocks your path*

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i miss it bros

kek'd

>he hasn't hit a point of such deep despair that he has since lost his ability to cry
grim

he didn't really get hurt
not a person