Doll thread!
Doll thread!
Camden Stewart
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Ayden Perez
>Virgin thread!
Tyler Kelly
tired of women....all bitches
Adrian Gonzalez
found the poverty loser who cant afford #1 pussy technology
Dominic Taylor
>spending thousands of dollars to pretend you're not an incel
Cameron Flores
>being this poor and insecure with yourself that you cant comprehend volcel superiority
Hunter Collins
Christopher King
this is so fucking pathetic, if you own a doll you should seriously rethink your life choices
Xavier Flores
Don’t listen to him. Once you buy a doll there is no going back. Where do you keep the doll when friends or family come over to your house? (Assuming you have your own house and friends)
What happens if you somehow manage to convince a qt to come over to your house to fuck and she discovers the doll?
>I’ll just keep it in the wardrobe/garage/trunk of my car
>that’s not very hygienic, considering you regularly stick your penis inside of it, and secondly, one day you will fucking forget and they will discover it.
Connor Phillips
I've had plenty of sex but still prefer my dolls.
Why are you so mad over what another man does woth his money? Sounds like a personal problem G.
Jackson Davis
incel hate women, incel hate dolls, incel hate sex
Adam Sanders
My life got better personally, but you can keep sperging out.
Lucas Hill
dolls owner are not incel
Juan Johnson
It's only a few years before these retards go full japan and start introducing the dolls to their parents as their girlfriends and taking them out to restaurants to "eat" together.
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Benjamin Torres
in a closet its not hygienic?
who will discover?
family and firends they must investigate all my house?
Lincoln Lopez
its really not that hard to hide a doll safely and cleanly if you arent a completely braindead idiot
James Jenkins
you can own a doll and share it with your bf/gf/partner
Oliver Russell
Does its pussy smell real? Talk? Call itself a useless cum rag?
Henry Wood
Holy shit that article is terrifying
Gavin Bell
Angel Ross
a sex doll is the strongest pussy repellant in the world, dude. you have to understand that much at least.
Wyatt Walker
Stop romanticising the idea of owning a sex doll. Here’s some shit you probably haven’t thought about:
>have fun cleaning out your own sperm and pubic hairs out of the sex doll
>have fun having to hide the sex doll whenever people come over to your house
>once the doll is worn out and broken, have fun trying to dispose of it discreetly (it is harder than you imagine)
Connor Diaz
none of these things are a problem if you arent retarded. stop sperging out.
Liam Gonzalez
Dust, moths, and lint? Imagine lint getting under your foreskin.
>you can’t tell me a discrete location to hide a sex doll?
Evan Perry
user doesn’t mind cleaning out semen and pubic hairs...
Brody Evans
I would fuck the shit out of that doll
question for you doll owners. do you guys cum inside your dolls regularly? how hard are they to clean?
Andrew Morris
>have fun cleaning out your own sperm and pubic hairs out of the sex doll
As apposed to cleaning the toilet or shower?
>have fun having to hide the sex doll whenever people come over to your house
Why hide something I'm proud of spent a lot of money for? Would display like a sexy trophy.
>once the doll is worn out and broken, have fun trying to dispose of it discreetly (it is harder than you imagine)
Simply cut it up and trash bag. Recycle the metal.
Daniel Edwards
With your hand, you can just jerk off in the toilet or tissue, toss it, flush it, done. With any silicone pussy, it's quite a process to clean it, and you do have to clean it whether or not you spooge into it because it not a matter of whether this thing's going to become disgusting, it's a matter of how soon.
Logan Moore
Clearly you don't have many visitors...
Nolan Perry
This article is truly terrifying. This is how an advanced yet decadent society crumbles.
Aiden Cooper
>Simply cut it up and trash bag. Recycle the metal.
>When your sex doll wife has become degraded, simply dismember and replace her.
>Nothing weird about that.
Lucas Sanchez
1.it takes 5-10 min to clean it, it doesn't seem so tiring
2. in my fuckin bedroom closet! dust, moths, lint??where u live in a waste dump?
3.When your doll gets old, can you cut it and dispose of it easily, calmly or someone chases you?
Isaac Stewart
I just use Lysol wipes in her and never had no problems pussy smells better than most real ones.
William Murphy
your visitor open your closet?wtf
Hudson Campbell
Aiden Reyes
you sure this can't be a couple thing? there are doll brothels in some countries where couples are regular customers
Nathan Garcia
motherfucker, he just said he would display it to visitors as a trophy...
Easton Bell
Why would you hide one of these?
the only reason to hide one is
1. its underage (freak)
2. its low quality blow up
I have mine dressed as Asuka Langley and if people don't like it they can leave.
Wyatt Wood
Does where you live look like the red light district of fucking Belgium? No? Then shut up.
Jacob Hughes
These people actually exist, folks. Yall are fucking wizard level virgin incels.
Isaiah Jones
Nothing at all. They always make for good target practice too.
Aaron Collins
whats your point?
Nathan Roberts
You're quite a normal guy, huh? Clearly not unstable in any way...
Adam Morris
We want to see the Asuka Langley doll!
Camden Taylor
Holy shit OP please get some help.
Brandon Hill
Absolutely.
Michael Bailey
waving my hanky and weeping at people who are differant than me because im a huge fucking faggot
Isaiah Miller
normal guy who has the sex with real girl here. i love having the sex time and touching the booby.
Luke Campbell
sure! from her
Ethan Turner
>use lysol wipes to clean your doll
>start becoming conditioned to lysol smell meaning sex
>get raging hard on every time you're in the cleaning section of the grocery store
>get job as janitor to get access to stronger cleaning smells not available over the counter
>develop cleaning agent fetish
>a new gender is born
mfw I'm a benzalkoniumchloridesexual
Jonathan Martin
you will get a medal for this!
Jackson Ward
Greetings, fellow havesexer! I too engage in the sex and also post on Sup Forums, because these are not things that are mutually exclusive.
Justin Gomez
Not judging but the one thing that really creeps me out about these things.. is it more closely resembles fucking a dead human than a live one. The dead body weight, the lifeless just lying there fuck. The cold skin. I couldn’t deal. But that me.
Nolan Johnson
KEK Not much smell at all. And the best thing about sex dolls is every year they make new models different heads so you don't need a new doll you can just swap her head.
Daniel Walker
>With every head added to your collection, your soul feels a little more empty
Isaiah Baker
I like to get high with the N2O gas of whipped cream spray
Dominic Lewis
This is what turns me on the most.
Blake Rodriguez
TPE or silicone usually absorbs body heat pretty quick when she's pressed against you.
Also no it doesn't really feel like a dead person, it just feels like you're bangin a hot body. I usually put some porn on while I'm fuckin my doll and just have a great time.
You'd have to try it to understand.
Adam Bell
Not really tho.
Hudson Ross
nice ass! and pants!!
Elijah Thompson
holy shit nice feet for a doll tbh
Josiah Brooks
so how do these dolls compare to fucking a real woman?
Ryan Martinez
looks weird lol, women are 1000x better
Jason Richardson
some chicks are weirdos dude
Noah Powell
After waiting for the delivery, you'll excitedly shuffle the huge package into your bedroom and tear it open. With cardboard strewn about your room you will lay it on your bed - it looks hot, but for some reason you're not aroused. You decide to get it all lubed up and ready, and then watch a little porn to get you in the mood. Once you start you realise it feels pretty much the same as a fleshlight, only a lot more cumbersome. You try to lose yourself in the moment, but your inexperience and her lack of mobility renders the legs awkward and useless. The tits feel nice in your hands, but her lifeless face makes you feel cold. You cross your eyes a little to try to blur the reality closer to your fantasy. This is taking much more effort than you expected.
After you're done fucking it the first time, you'll look down at the aftermath and realise with sudden and shocking clarity just how fucking pathetic you really are. Alone in your depression, you will wearily and quietly clean everything up, wonder exactly where to keep this thing when you're not using it, and realise you didn't really think this through and it's too late to get your money back. In an effort to feel better about the horrible mistake you've made you'll attempt sleeping next to it, but the more you try to use it to comfort yourself and the harder you try to pretend, the more impossible it will be to stop the inevitable tears filling up your eyes. As you cry yourself to sleep, your last thoughts will be about how you can dispose of it without anyone ever finding out.
And that's as good as it will get. It's all downhill from there.
Liam Turner
I keep it in my bedroom, door closed, when i have visitors. Some have seen it. If I have a new partner I put it away when she's over until we've talked about it.
Oliver Miller
GTFO
Austin Phillips
1000x better at being loud and annoying and wasting your money and time, yeah
Zachary Brooks
lol you can tell a bitch wrote this.
Hunter Roberts
Thanks, yeah she does have really nice feet.
Ryan Roberts
Jeremiah Ward
didnt read fuck you larping autismo faggot
Anthony Powell
Hudson Cruz
those pants are very horny nice work
Jonathan Foster
Hmmm not my experience.
>unpack
>dress it up in local schoolgirl uniform
>put on looping sex video with girl calling out "daddy"
>fuck like mad while strangling the doll
>best orgasm ever
Levi Fisher
dude it's just a fact though, their noises and expressions and smells blow shitdolls out of the water even if the chick is ugly.
>not controlling you woman
just make her your sex doll idiot, it's not like that is not what she wants anyway
David Scott
If you didn’t read it, why are you so mad?
Eli Perry
I ain't reading that wall of text.
I've had my new doll since the beginning/mid of October and I am still excited every time I am around her.
Bentley Ward
holy shit how do you not realize that you sound like a child rapist strangler in training?
Evan Mitchell
Gavin Garcia
because you have no imagination! for you it's just a piece of rubber, not for me! for me it's company, cuddling, sex, I can do what I want when I want! I get excited just by looking at doll photos!
Jeremiah Williams
It's a snake bodysuit but It's just not pulled all the way up in those pics.
Probably my favorite outfit on her so far.
Mason Lopez
she is sexy, what doll is that?
Carter Smith
dude she is 1000 year old dragon
Dominic Price
cope
Charles Peterson
Nothing like the smell of a bloody pussy and crotch rot when she gets on her period.
Jace Ross
telling david icke about this!
Isaac Jones
How do the facial expressions work on those?
Cooper Gray
“>” just once
Eli Parker
>smells better than most real ones.
>most
Jesus.
Jaxson Long
Most women usually like getting a little choke while they are getting fucked.
Have you ever had sex with a real woman??
Nathan Cook
Doesn't it take a lot of effort putting those clothes on her?
Hudson Flores
sexy outfit!
Isaac Bennett
ofc he aint he would probably tip his fedora to one while naked
Jayden Bell
Pussies fucking stink literal rotting flesh between your disgusting legs.
Christian Garcia
Lmao ye she totally a reptilian
Luis Cook
>writes 1000 word fiction about how owned somebody else is
>somehow thinks they are the winner instead of a psychotic who needs medication
James Lee
do you have an idea where i can get "barbie sized" dolls? I only know spit backdolls, but are there anymore of this kind?
Thomas Barnes
and how do you know what that sounds like pervert?
Eli Evans
I can totally see someone saying that to a cop as they're shoved in the back of a cruiser. "Bro, she's a dragon, chill out! She's not underage, she said she was like a thousand years old or something! Stop! This is against the constitution!"