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go to bed

already in bed

post your stupid brainlet pics all you want, doesn't change the fact im right

Love God and his son Jesus of Nazareth

just woke up0....

youtube.com/watch?v=i0kWvf6wJyw Oi f a m

shall not be paying any money

up early for toil tomorrow

might go to bed

This pizza is pretty good lads I've never had this brand before.

Labour closed more mines than Thatcher did.

preparing myself for the early morning wank

any acid reflux man in

Why did the J*ws have to torture him lads..

Me when I discovered Sainsbury's margherrita

david lange and geoffrey palmer

yeh been on medication for it since i was like 12

Labour closed more minds than Thatcher did.

digiorno is the best oven/frozen/shop pizza

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WRONG

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Labour retrained the consequently unemployed miners.

Labour's 1979 manifesto included an expanded commitment that
>We do not accept that individuals whose jobs have disappeared should remain unemployed for periods of time which demoralise them and impoverish their families. We pledge ourselves to the progressive introduction of a scheme which will ensure within the lifetime of the next Parliament that no one shall be unemployed for more than 12 months without receiving either the offer of a job or of retraining.

Hmmm...

not a fan of margherita

REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH

the SAT is literally a multi-choice quiz you can almost rote learn

theres other flavors they just don't sell the brand at poor people stores

there's an essay

finger stuck in the wanking machine

whose finger?

that's only for english isn't it?

>$15 for a frozen pizza that tastes worse than delivery and takes longer

>you can almost rote learn
Have you actually taken it? Assuming you know the content, actually getting a good score is problem solving.

no it isn't. there's grid-ins and an essay. if you take the sat subject tests there are a lot more free response questions

it's included in the overall score
ACT has an optional essay iirc

how does one get a job in the city?

15 buckaroos for a frozen pizza?
nowhere on earth does that happen

ahhh yes british culture

No, but school friends who were applying for universities in the states took it

phil fish

>go on holiday to germany
>everything is beautiful, architecture and buildings, landscape, everything
>come back to australia
>mfw

How does one get a job in the country?

Walk in and shake the managers hand

just remember that the german consciousness is so utterly different to are own that we could never hope to comprehend it

>if he wanted to he could dole bludge and smoke weed at the beach all day and yet he complains about his country

unbelievable

creating a theory

How many numbers are there?

I love modern Germany

There's just so many...

more than you think

>if he wanted to he could dole bludge and smoke weed at the beach
ah yes, that'll definitely improve the image of the country

fucking leaf

what the fuck does that have to do with the scenery of australia

theoretically speaking

family connections

over 9000

haha remember that?

I literally went to bed at 8 AM and woke up at almost 12 AM.

shouldn't have done that
my head is pounding and now I can't sleep

are you a redneck?

please give me a contact so I can get a comfy job in a farming community

don't get it

licking it

got mistaken for santa claus at the shell station

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Natural beauty > artificial/human created scenery

only 4 hours of sleep? woah.......

any big brain boys in

The natural scenery of Australia is not impressive.

need a plastic surgery gf

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have you been there?

I have. It's the closest thing to heaven on earth humanity has ever seen.

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Anyone remember that time Australia killed the great barrier reef?

i recognize those faces

i'm either singing "the red flag" or explaining some story about credit default swaps that i think is funny but couldn't verbalize sober let alone drunk.

release me

well you're completely wrong
t. australian

*dangles keys in front of the runt cage*

goodnighht losserss

give me the keys

nn mate

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honestly just hate white people

not your mate

stop fucking calling me mate yeah? I'm not your fucking mate

hate people who hate white people

when I was in australia I saw a tropical tree that was so big I swear you could fit a house in it

as someone who enjoys trees, I found it fantastic

made tea with honey

nn mates

hate people and whites

how do you "enjoy" a tree it just stands there

fuck off

>as someone who enjoys trees
never thought trainautists could be topped

use it for firewood

no dont be silly, once you get out of one of its few cities its all red dirt and scrubland every bit looking the same. there are some nice bits of it- the south west forests, blue mountains, the marbles, etc. but most of everything you see travelling between the nice bits its tarmac and red dirt.

posh Jew
nn mate

green tea?

fuck off chink

I remember telling a lass at a party this one time.

some times I just stare at trees and admire them. their foliage, the branches, their texture, their bark, their general shape and curvature.

marvelous.

how come /isr/ is so dead it doesnt exist lmao

>fuck off chink

I think you mean to say "foilage" user.