Adaptions Thread continued

your ideal adaptions

We need a good Rick and Morty live action adaptation with real Szechuan sauce.

>Norman Reedus
I get that this is a turtles movies, but something directed by Raimi needs more charismatic actors.

That would be BADASS

>The Sandman
>HBO
>Directed by Cary Fukunaga

>Sandman adaptation
eww, no, don't want Sandman to be (more) normie infested
>that casting
9/10, make Tilda Lucifer again tho

>Donnie "4ft 2" Yen as shredder

here's your shredder

Tilda was Gabriel, you halfwit, Peter Stormare was Satan.

post then donkey kong one

Donnie yen is listed as 5'8, same height as the guy from 1990.

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Try to cast them.
Spoiler Alert: You can't

Cast is unrealistic but whatever.

>wasting Mads on that piece of shit crybaby

kek

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with Eddie Murphy you can.

haha

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mfw porn adaptations have more respect for original source material than hollywood.

Posted in last thread, but fuck it

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Garbage

Elaborate

>Shredder played by a chink
T R I G G E R E D

I would watch this if it had a better director.

STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION REBOOT

> Same style as Star Trek 09
> James McCavoy as Picard
> Michael Fassbender as Data
> Anya Taylor Joy as Deanna
> Denzel Washington as Worf
> Emma Stone as Beverly Crusher
> froggo as Wesley Crusher
> Brienne of Tarth as Yar
> Bradley Cooper as Riker
> Directed by Denis Villenaaeu

can you not shove your dumb waifus into this?

>> Emma Stone as Beverly Crusher
>not BDH

kys

JAWS 2018
> Captain Brody - Tom Hardy
> Quint - Mel Gibson
> Hooper - Garrett Hedlund
> Ellen Brody - Amber Heard
> The Shark - Ben Affleck
> Mayor Larry Vaughn - Aiden Gillen
> Big tiddied girl who gets eaten by shark - Alexandra Daddario
> whale who gets eaten by shark - Amy Schumer

>> James McCavoy as Picard
>another role where he has to shave his head and pretend to be Patrick Stewart

I'd watch this

GEARS OF WAR
> Marcus Fenix - Boyd Holbrook
> Dom Santiago - Jon Bernthal
> Cole - Cam Newton
> Baird - Chris Hemsworth
> General RAAM - Idris Elba
> Adam Fenix - Bryan Cranston

This is a good one

2016 Trump vs. Hillary the movie
> Donald J. Trump - Mel Gibson
> Hillary Clinton - Judy Dench
> Mike Pence - Clint Eastwood
> Tim Caine -Brendan Frasier
> John Podesta -
> Bernie Sanders - Richard Gere
> Pepe - Aiden Gillian
> Melania Trump - Amber Heard
> Jeb Bush - Dennis Quaid
> Marco Rubio - Jay Hernandez
> Ted Cruz - Danny Trejo
> Megyn Kelly - Margo Robbie
> Barack Obama - Don Cheadle
> Ken Bone - Paul Dano

Directed by Christopher Nolan

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I'm not angry, just very disappointed

Isn't that Hemsworth guy like 6'5? Johnny is a jockey, they tend to be quite short.

>adaptions

Why can't Americans conjugate? You make the language so fucking ugly, like it's being spoken by orcs

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>Ashley
>not a tranny actress

kino

>just give actors name and a director
>0 discution about how you would actually adapt it

god damn these treads are so garbage

Great Choices!

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Well obviously the Soviets pumped out so many, the tread quality's gonna be mediocre.

Dark Knight Returns with Michael Keaton as Batman and Tom Waits as the Joker.

It'd be the Golden Age. Maybe Two movies, or, ideally, a HBO series.

Character ages would be switched up a bit, unless someone other than Cavill would be Guts. The other actors are in their mid to late 20's or lower. Cavill is 33. I can't really think of a younger actor who would fit the bill for Guts.

Any real kinologist would understand how it would be adapted by the writer/director the poster chose.

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>implying an adaptation has to be faithful

The chance to fix Skullface is one of the reasons creative liberties aren't necessarily a bad thing.

Berserk would only work as a TV adaptation

Conviction arc would work as a single film, but you'd have to cut out the excellent Lost Children arc.

Weebkino

>James Cameron

Great, another "the whale is the real hero" story. It was bad enough in In the Heart of the Sea. Aside from that nonsense the movie could've been great.

>Mel Gibson
>directing degenerate bullshit like jojo

Fuck off, f/a/get

>>implying an adaptation has to be faithful

In that case Idris Elba should play all the characters, call in Metal Black Solid 5 the phantom BBC.

Remember, doesn't have to be faithful :^)

>director of suicide squad 2

Eat dogshit. Just because creative liberties can be abused doesn't mean they have to be abused.
Plenty of loose adaptations actually surpass a given work. Pic related.

And I forgot the goddamn pic.

Is there any movie that wouldnt be better off with Mel Gibson as the director?

Lethal weapon?

Who'd direct it?

I'd say Robert Rodriguez, since he clearly understands Frank Miller's tone, but something tells me he wouldn't be the best pick.

WALE PAPIEŻA

Del Toro?

A gibson directed Lethal Weapon would be great.

But would it be better off?

>Del Toro?
Not enough cosmic horror for him to want to, but he would have the balls to make it faithfully over the top.

> cosmic horror

I dont think hes suited to lovecraft; he loves his monsters too much. I was thinking in terms of cinematography.

Starring and directing.

> short nondescript reply inbound

In regards to cinematography I'd stick with Rodriguez. He's probably the only director with the sense to understand that comic books are basically scripts/storyboards, and he actually uses them as such.

I agree that Gibson can direct the shit out of himself. I also wonder if he does any shadow directing. The Patriot felt more like a Gibson film than a Petersen work.

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He blew his load too early with respects to TDKR during BvS, but Snyder clearly understands the comic genre, and faithfully adapted 300 using the comic as a storyboard.

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