It's so bad that it's good!

>it's so bad that it's good!

>it is a good popcorn flick.

>not ironically liking so bad it's good movies
shit nigga you haven't seen Neil Breen kinos yet?

>You just have to turn your brain off

>It's good, but that's the thing. It's too perfect. A film needs some rough edges, y'know.

>it's bad, but the movie knows it's bad

This is true of all movies. If you're sitting there thinking instead of experiencing, then you're doing it wrong

Or the director did. But 9/10 times, the audience are morons.

Does that mean a good popcorn flick is a bad caviar flick?
What's the deal with popcorn?

Name one real life scenario of which we were both a part where this happens

What the fuck is a popcorn flick anyway? I've eaten popcorn to pretty much every genre and era of movies.

>This is true of all movies. If you're sitting there thinking instead of experiencing, then you're doing it wrong
Normies: the post

>t-the acting is supposed to be bad
>the s-symbolism is supposed to be hamfisted
>y-you're not supposed to like the movie

>he eats popcorn while watching kino

>and now your other bad?

>The Room

You're allowed to enjoy shit films. That doesn't stop them being shit
How fucking pretentious do you have to be to deny this?

>vistas

>he doesn't eat popcorn or nachos while watching his favorite kino in his home theater with a cold beer or rum and soda in his hand

Pure plebeian

>This movie is really fun and entertaining, but it's objectively bad, so 2/10

>rating the movie

>this film had appalling plot holes, shitty acting, constant quick cuts to hide its terrible choreography and inconsistent, badly written characters
>but i really enjoyed the constant puns and trying to figure out how it would one-up itself next in terms of ridiculousness so 8/10

>it's worth watching for this one scene

>it's boring as fuck drudgery and watching it feels like doing homework but it's technically impressive and therefore its KINO and you're a pleb for not liking it

I actually read nearly this argument somewhere today.

>this scene alone should make you want to watch the movie

>You should watch this movie. It's got tits!

>Dude, you really have to check out this movie!
>I can't say what it's about. You can't do research on it, you just have to go in blind. Trust me, bro.

>tell three different people I didn't like Rogue One
>"oh you didn't like the Vader scene?"

God this! So much this!

>rum & soda

>it was SUPPOSED to be shit!

>the movie is self aware

There is nothing wrong with most of these criticisms and green texting with frogs won't make these opinions any less valid

Give me a 100 word minimum explanation for each greentext in this thread.

Wrong

Please don't tell me you use anything other than cola when you mix rum.

What was the movie?

I feel like this is sometimes true though.

>the first two seasons are pretty bad, but after that it gets really good!

Dr. Pepper, technically it's not a cola

But this happens with a lot of shows!
IASIP only got to it's perfect formula on s3 when Frank stopped being Dennis and Dee's father
Even The Simpsons started getting way better after season 2
They first seasons weren't bad but the show clearly improved from then on

Same with the US Ofiice

>if you didn't like it you're a numale cuck who needs to go back to rêddit

>It's like X on steroids

>it was made to be bad to mock mainstream media

>it's like X and Y had a kid on crack

>finish watching trailed
"I just watched the whole movie"

>character named Richard
>they use every opportunity they can to call him "dick" as if that's a new and clever joke

I prefer to dine on freshly steamed Crab Legs cooked with old bay seasoning dipped in warm clarified butter and paired with a nice dry Reisling whilst enjoying kino

>you need a second watch to *get* it

>I can't enjoy a movie if I know anything about the plot. I hated Titanic because I knew the boat would sink.

I wish the guy who said that was joking.

>what were you watching?
>A movie about hitler.
>How does it end?

>Its such a great movie, I saw it 5 times already!

>There is nothing wrong with most of these criticisms and green texting with frogs won't make these opinions any less valid

>it's supposed to be unrealistic!
>you just didn't get it

>If you don't like it, it's because you don't get its intelligent jokes and references!

A guy actually said that to me while we were discussing BAZOMPA:the show

>I don't want to hurt you...
>But I will if I have to

>watching Schindler's List
>The sound of user shoving kinocorn into his wheezing mouth fills the air

I enjoy cheesy shit like Octopussy or Commando, or even Thankskilling, but watching literally terrible movies like The Room or Troll 2 is like torture.

>Here comes my favorite part
>Wait for it

>Pay attention now
>This next scene is pretty cool

Ginger beer with some dark rum