>it's so bad that it's good!
It's so bad that it's good!
>it is a good popcorn flick.
>not ironically liking so bad it's good movies
shit nigga you haven't seen Neil Breen kinos yet?
>You just have to turn your brain off
>It's good, but that's the thing. It's too perfect. A film needs some rough edges, y'know.
>it's bad, but the movie knows it's bad
This is true of all movies. If you're sitting there thinking instead of experiencing, then you're doing it wrong
Or the director did. But 9/10 times, the audience are morons.
Does that mean a good popcorn flick is a bad caviar flick?
What's the deal with popcorn?
Name one real life scenario of which we were both a part where this happens
What the fuck is a popcorn flick anyway? I've eaten popcorn to pretty much every genre and era of movies.
>This is true of all movies. If you're sitting there thinking instead of experiencing, then you're doing it wrong
Normies: the post
>t-the acting is supposed to be bad
>the s-symbolism is supposed to be hamfisted
>y-you're not supposed to like the movie
>he eats popcorn while watching kino
>and now your other bad?
>The Room
You're allowed to enjoy shit films. That doesn't stop them being shit
How fucking pretentious do you have to be to deny this?
>vistas
>he doesn't eat popcorn or nachos while watching his favorite kino in his home theater with a cold beer or rum and soda in his hand
Pure plebeian
>This movie is really fun and entertaining, but it's objectively bad, so 2/10
>rating the movie
>this film had appalling plot holes, shitty acting, constant quick cuts to hide its terrible choreography and inconsistent, badly written characters
>but i really enjoyed the constant puns and trying to figure out how it would one-up itself next in terms of ridiculousness so 8/10
>it's worth watching for this one scene
>it's boring as fuck drudgery and watching it feels like doing homework but it's technically impressive and therefore its KINO and you're a pleb for not liking it
I actually read nearly this argument somewhere today.
>this scene alone should make you want to watch the movie
>You should watch this movie. It's got tits!
>Dude, you really have to check out this movie!
>I can't say what it's about. You can't do research on it, you just have to go in blind. Trust me, bro.
>tell three different people I didn't like Rogue One
>"oh you didn't like the Vader scene?"
God this! So much this!
>rum & soda
>it was SUPPOSED to be shit!
>the movie is self aware
There is nothing wrong with most of these criticisms and green texting with frogs won't make these opinions any less valid
Give me a 100 word minimum explanation for each greentext in this thread.
Wrong
Please don't tell me you use anything other than cola when you mix rum.
What was the movie?
I feel like this is sometimes true though.
>the first two seasons are pretty bad, but after that it gets really good!
Dr. Pepper, technically it's not a cola
But this happens with a lot of shows!
IASIP only got to it's perfect formula on s3 when Frank stopped being Dennis and Dee's father
Even The Simpsons started getting way better after season 2
They first seasons weren't bad but the show clearly improved from then on
Same with the US Ofiice
>if you didn't like it you're a numale cuck who needs to go back to rêddit
>It's like X on steroids
>it was made to be bad to mock mainstream media
>it's like X and Y had a kid on crack
>finish watching trailed
"I just watched the whole movie"
>character named Richard
>they use every opportunity they can to call him "dick" as if that's a new and clever joke
I prefer to dine on freshly steamed Crab Legs cooked with old bay seasoning dipped in warm clarified butter and paired with a nice dry Reisling whilst enjoying kino
>you need a second watch to *get* it
>I can't enjoy a movie if I know anything about the plot. I hated Titanic because I knew the boat would sink.
I wish the guy who said that was joking.
>what were you watching?
>A movie about hitler.
>How does it end?
>Its such a great movie, I saw it 5 times already!
>There is nothing wrong with most of these criticisms and green texting with frogs won't make these opinions any less valid
>it's supposed to be unrealistic!
>you just didn't get it
>If you don't like it, it's because you don't get its intelligent jokes and references!
A guy actually said that to me while we were discussing BAZOMPA:the show
>I don't want to hurt you...
>But I will if I have to
>watching Schindler's List
>The sound of user shoving kinocorn into his wheezing mouth fills the air
I enjoy cheesy shit like Octopussy or Commando, or even Thankskilling, but watching literally terrible movies like The Room or Troll 2 is like torture.
>Here comes my favorite part
>Wait for it
>Pay attention now
>This next scene is pretty cool
Ginger beer with some dark rum