A French fairy appears (She's black)

A French fairy appears (She's black)

She offers you one wish:
>Return of Soviet Union
>Return of the Holy Romain Empire
>Death

Which do you pick?

I guess I'll just walk away

Holy Roman Empire

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Holy Roman Empire, I want Germany to be incompetent again.

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Is ball-busting sex not an option?

I want to die.
Soviet union could be my 2nd choice

surprise her black ass and demand Yugoslavia back

Return of the HRE.
We would fight eachother, but at least we would be independent and probably unite pretty fast too. (In like 25-50 years i guess~)

I fug the fairy

Death

>Holy Romain Empire

What the fuck's that? Some sort of united salad?

The Holy Germanic Empire

>"""holy"""
>"""roman"""
>"""empire"""

I want the fairy to turn me into a girl fairy so I can tease sexually frustrated NEETs like OP.

le kill le myself

Is the fairy from Guadeloupe?

t. WE WUZ ROMANZ AND SHEIIT, the race

HRE, at least we'll be able to LARP in large scale.

i choose the colonization of Africa

Try to convince the fairy to return the Portugal Kingdom , then enslave the fairy