This motherfucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

This motherfucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything.

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I'd be slamming so much puss with a chest like that

Then go to the fucking bro. It's not that hard.

fucking gym

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cmon

Why are you still a virgin?

Because I am a gigantic autistic piece of shit.

Diapers?

Whats ur routine?

Not since I was two or something.

Mainly Rock climbing. A bit dumbbell bench, dips, pullup variations etc. as supplement.

I can see some kind of autism thing going on in the way you furnish your home. It's so sterile and cold. Like a mix of an office and a hospital.

Are you on the spectrum?

a lot of places are furnished like this, esp if they're going to be somewhat temporary (apartments in your 20's)

the only decor in my room is from gifts, only the common areas get proper treatment

>I can see some kind of autism thing going on in the way you furnish your home. It's so sterile and cold. Like a mix of an office and a hospital.

Just moved and I'm currently too poor to afford furniture.

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It's not JUST the furnishing. It's the lack of any personality in the room.
Hey, maybe it's all up the other end!

Fair enough.

So what do you think is the reason you're a virgin still? Have you not even been on dates?

Why does not being a virgin matter?

do you have interest in having sex ?

OP here. Nope. As I said, been living in this room for two months, currently very limited money, will move out in maybe two years, will not be able to move anything.

I'm an awkward and dull person who can't hold a conversation if his life dependent on it. Been on less than half a dozen dates, never got a second one.

Yes.

Explain this, do you really have autism?

I'm older than you, user - I've had what most people would call a completely 'normal' sex life but in the last couple of years i've lost interest.

Having memories of good (and bad) sex over the years actually depresses me because I feel it's something I've now lost and will never have again. Right now I feel for all the temporary fun it gave me it means nothing now as it's all just in the past.

Just post this pic on tinder and type "I'm literally autistic so you'll have to make the first move"

This is a good one

on tinder you could probably get away with literally not saying a word with a body like that, and telling them they're gunna have to break you in on your profile

get on the dating apps
look for horny cuties (don't waste your time\money\energy on cold bitches)
Have some bad dates, boring dates, fun dates, weird dates.
Talk to that chick who clearly wants you, but you're both too retarded to make a move. Get dinner. Pet her leg. she smiles? good, next time you hug goodbye light tap her booty goodbye. If you're too awkward to just grab her ass and kiss when shes clearly down- get comfy with physicality, initiation, and leading. I'm kinda shotgunning here since I don't know where you get stuck. so if there something specific

Try OKC and Bumbble, or whatever is popular now. tinder is too 'spazzy' and may not fit your situation.

I don't know. Never was diagnosed. But I am socially awkward to the max.

Makes me feel even worse because I cannot even be nostalgic.

Will actually do that.

>get on the dating apps

I've been on Tinder, Bumble and OKC. Never had much success with any of them. Almost no matches on either Tinder and Bumble, OKC worked a bit better.

>Talk to that chick who clearly wants you

Never met such a person.

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You sound like you're not good at picking social queues. It's all good, I'm that way and so are many others. if OKC was more successful- focus there. Be positive in conversation, unless you like doom and gloom girls (which is great sex, but the fucking conversation after...) I personally love up bit, smart asses. you probably have your own types.
message not just the 'hotties' you want bad- message just nice looking girls, everybody could use a compliment. get used to making conversations with nice girls. let her flow with the vibe of the conversation. No rush. Think 'what would make me feel comfortable\relaxed\entertained\good\curious\engaged' and ask questions in that spirit- but fitting her. OKC lets you read a little and see a little about the person. Whats something she'd like a compliment on? (her ass and tits are something she been probably hearing about since shes 15 so those are for later when theres more connection)

Cont'
I cannot confirm it, but from my experience (back in 2014, where I met my since gf) the more active your profile is (in getting messages back and forth in your inbox) the more exposure it gets on other girls 'random' feed. so you'll might get more hits and exposure just by making good positive conversations with other girls on the platform. Kepp in mind- they are also in pickle. They gotta filter through loads of fuckboys, creeps, catfish, legit psychos, and that heart breaking chad they kept falling for in highschool. So we all in this together, and even if you don't click and you think she has a great smile- tell her.

>you probably have your own types

I don't. Casting the net too wide is not a good idea for someone like me.

>You sound like you're not good at picking social queues.

Can you give me an example for a social queue I could have missed?

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so now you making conversation with some random nice girls. Conversation should have ONE purpose. Figuring out if you click, and if you're available- meaning wanna get coffee\drink\yogurt\something to eat and walk in the park this Thursday night\friday\saturday\sunday (up to your schedules). Sometimes, your schedules wont work. sometimes shes just 'too busy' (not that into you\not really available\seeing someone\mid breakup\going through some shit)
its all good- she might message you later when shes free-er.

>Figuring out if you click, and if you're available

Oftentimes (especially on Tinder and Bumble), conversation never really gets going. And it usually fizzles out very quickly. I don't think I ever clicked with anyone.

Light pleasant Touch (on your sholder\bicep\chest\six pack\leg and obviously ass) . People dont touch others they don't feel affection for. obviously- not every tap means lets fuck, but it means 'I like you'. Even if its in a non romantic way. thats something to figure out as the conversation and the bond builds.

How would you miss something like this? Never happened.

Cus people have the attention span of a spazz nowadays. and its only getting worse by the minute. result of social media\over exposure\mountains of options and false idea of what makes for a good real opportunity.
if you typed two sentences, with content\commented on something\asked a question and she replies with 2 half ass short typed words -move on. Unless you like that type- in which case- keep it extra light, short sentences, and easy topics. Don't try to know everything about her before you meet. Just enough.

Not one girl, at school\work\life ever touched your arm? ever?

No.

( here.)
Sorry user, wasn't my intention to make you feel worse.

Don't worry bro. Nice of you to reply.

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you the person in the OP photo?
If yes, just go to party\busy club-after 12:00AM. Don't be there for the early lines. with a friend if possible. Don;t think too much. go, drink a little. dance a little. take it all in. look around you, by 1AM everyone had enough to drink and people dancing just wanna get some -polite- positive affirmation\attention. A girl caught your eye, and had a brief look at you? good. relax. Smile at her. a genuine and light smile . she smiles back? move a little towards her while dancing. Even if you 'dont know how to dance' just look around you. Most guys just light move\light 'touch' the girl dancing in front of them. The girls know whats up. they are the center of the attention. they do the dancing. Be pleasant- you don't know whats her deal yet, the dance may be over and she goes back to her friends\another guy you move on. if you clicked- aks her for her name. she asks for yours? you tell her and tell her she's cute. she'll smile. At the end of the dance you can strike up a light conversation 'are you from around?' 'we should get a drink sometime' etc. exchange numbers. then text the next day (yes, the next day) something about the party and that it was fun dancing

>you the person in the OP photo?

I am. But my body doesn't help me since you don't see it through a shirt. I look like every other skinny guy.

Regarding clubs: I never really liked clubs (especially since I am an awful dancer and you cannot really have a conversation) but I forced myself to go regularly in my 20s. I always felt like I was in the way on the dance floor (people pushing etc.) so I usually stood at the bar until I went home at 1 or 2 in the morning.

cont- Theres absolutely no way that if you are a packed party, with drunk girls, and you dressed nice, showered, smell good, and move your bones to the bit- some drunk chick won't come your way. They love a good body and a drunk dance in public is their safest way to get that physical affirmation. Just like it is for you to have a nice ass grinding on you on the dance floor. Dont get too grabby- no sudden moves-no sudden un invited kisses. Keep it smooth and light. make half a move, and let her complete it. if she smile and gets tighter on you, more grabby you can move to make out etc. if she just lets you keep the light touching and doesnt make moves that signal she wants more- thats cool, she maybe shy, 'cold' type, or just enjoying things the way that they are. Don't get greedy. enjoy the dance, and move on.

>Theres absolutely no way that if you are a packed party, with drunk girls, and you dressed nice, showered, smell good, and move your bones to the bit- some drunk chick won't come your way.

Yet, it never happened. Maybe the drunk girls were just very subtle like drunk girls usually are.

>They love a good body and a drunk dance in public is their safest way to get that physical affirmation

As I said, you don't see that in a club. I'm simply not buff enough for that.

where do you climb? how hard? trad or sport?

How about you use an escort because no girl will truly love your awkward pretentious ass.

I feel ya. That was me until 25. and still is in someways. Override your natural tendencies. drink a little. close your eyes and move to the sound. Nobody is judging you. flow. even if it feels strange at first. imagine energy moving from one hand to the other. from your feet, through your balls, to your tummy chest and breath it out. Relax. if you feel like you're imposing other girls with awkward movement (usually if youre physically big it can be an issue) just dance and make a pleasant eye contact from a nice distance. if she smiles, or keeps dancing while facing you, or turns her ass to you, thats an invite to move and dance closer (not touch). if she dances away\moves so a person stands between you-thats a no. sometimes the dreaded cock blocker douche gonna step between you two, so try to see the difference- if it was her choice or some third party.

Won't specify location. I climbing both outside and inside, mainly low-pitch sport routes. No big wall experience, some trad experience.

Don't climb very hard unfortunately. I enjoy it a lot but never managed to get good. Limit is around 5.12b inside for lead, V8 inside for boulders. Drop a few grades for outside.

>drink a little. close your eyes and move to the sound.

This was never an issue. Drinking a few beers and moving around like a retard was kind of the standard. The more I drank, the less I cared and the more clumsily and awkwardly I moved around. When I said that I felt that I was in the way on the dance floor, that might actually have been true.

Go clothe shopping at a nice place. a slim fit button up, ass hugging pants, nice shoes- its all you need. Another thing is stop going for low libido vanilla chicks. get yourself a curvy Latina or a tall chick\ athletic chick etc. they are usually less subtle. more secure and confident due to their physicality (physically stronger than petite chicks).

I oftentimes went for shirts that were a bit too small and stretched out to show some physique. Something like this.

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get at least one pair of pants and shirt tailored fit. it costs nothing at chains like nordstrom etc. cus your pants game can be netter, then you'll know what a good fit looks and feels like. Honestly dude, the photos you posting- a group of drunk curvy girls would hump the shit out of you. I'm not talking about your 10\10. but you gotta start somewhere to get comfy with the ladies.

I get what's wrong with the shirt. But what's wrong with the pants?

hard to tell from the photo, but they're bunching a little 'loose'. Like the pants are a tad wide, and the belt folds them a bit. aim for form fitting- not 'tight' or 'small'. and mostly- relax. love the ladies the way you want to be loved, they'll love you back. if you dont know how you want to be loved, that might be deeper, and maybe therapy or someone to talk to would be good. I gotta go my man. wishing you all the best!

>if you dont know how you want to be loved, that might be deeper, and maybe therapy or someone to talk to would be good.

Damn. I really don't know. Fuck.

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I don't know your life story but everybody has one. find a reasonably priced therapist in your area. aim for 6 sessions and see how it goes. spread them once every two weeks. or once a week if you have the money. ask to focus your sessions on towards building human connection and touch. Being a virgin isn't an issue, or 'the' issue. you want to build that sense of healthy positive love so you can signal it to others.

well no wonder you're a kissless virgin your apartment looks ugly as shit

what girl would ever want to sleep with a man on a bed like that

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I've been to three different therapists in my life (one for CBT, two for whatever you call the other form). First time when I was 16. I never really managed to effectively communicate with any of them.

As I said, no money at the moment. Just moved in. Will need to sell everything I get in two years or so. And I don't even about bringing a girl to my place at the moment. This is just so far disconnected from my life reality.

you have a connection to the internet bro go on craigslist or kijiji or something people give out free shit all the time

you're a very strong looking man you could protect yourself from any weirdos on those sites

Nothing about you is broken. The brain learns what its taught. Therapy can be used as a great emotional learning, and it sounds like you have some gaps. Nothin you cant work on, and make perfect. Your body alone says you know how to put in the work and stay focused and healthy. Now learn how to develop those emotional muscles. How to see through others eyes. Get that compassion out there man. sucks how many people (just as many girls too) walk out there without feeling loved. Good sexual connection is based in human connection. Its the part you show and share love and caring for your partner, the way you want to be loved and cared for. The way you want to give- because you can. because you can make her happy. smile. laugh. feel secure. know she has at least one good place in this world. It really is what it comes down to. sex is just one way we communicate this trust and care.

you don't need therapy you just need us

I'm not sure if I have this muscle at all. It's not being afraid of working on something, but being unable to rationalise it all.

human touch, human facial interaction, and body language are things we pick up in meat space. many ways to get those. therapy is just one.

What does your penis look like with the foreskin rolled back?

No car though. How can I get shit delivered?

some people just need one real hug, and everything falls into place. I grew up in a great family. But my dad didn't. So he didn't hug ever, or show much affection growing up. To this day. people who grew up to hugging parents don't understand how someone can be so awkward, or 'hug weird\insecure\coldly'. All it takes is one good hug to learn how it should feel.

Thank you.

>relying on Sup Forums for therapy

if you're in universities, most offer free counselling. If you have a job with benefits, there's a good chance you have access to counselling as well. This is if you wanna go that route though (I recommend it for everyone, it helps people from becoming more narcissistic as they get older)

If you don't want to say "I'm literally autistic" you could always say something less jagged, like "My name is user. Ask me anything"
This might pull an interest from curious girls, or girls who use reddit and will talk more than you. If you can't think of something clever, you can always google the question, and say "According to google, _______."
or "According to the guy making my sub at subway, ___________"
or "According to my cat/dog/the bus driver, etc ______"
Then just ask questions about them, how their day was, how they feel about this/that, etc.

Honestly, outside of the workplace or bar, it's difficult to meet people at that age. If you wanna get some decent advice, ask a 5.5/10 drunk girl at the bar to teach you how to make small talk. It'll probably be what they rely, being incredibly average, and might even end up with you getting laid.

>if you're in universities, most offer free counselling. If you have a job with benefits, there's a good chance you have access to counselling as well. This is if you wanna go that route though (I recommend it for everyone, it helps people from becoming more narcissistic as they get older)

As I said above, I had several cycles of therapy and didn't really managed to get a lot of benefit from it.

>If you don't want to say "I'm literally autistic" you could always say something less jagged, like "My name is user. Ask me anything"

Like where?

What does your butt look like?

On dating apps. The mystery may be appealing as well