I just got out of jail. What did i miss? AMA about being locked up. Nice to be back fags

I just got out of jail. What did i miss? AMA about being locked up. Nice to be back fags

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What were you in for?

shut the fuck up nobody cares

For how long?

And how many niggers did you have to fight?

How long was you in for?

How is your ass?

Lol how many niggers did he have to fuck?

Did they put a finger in your butt and foreskin looking for drugs?

Herion possesion. One year which ended up being 10 months. Nigger fights every day. Every. Fucking. Day.

I don't know why i cant respond to the comments on my new Obama phone

The rules are not more then 3 a day but not less then 1

Yes actually

634 Million People Dead
Sup Forums is a fuck
Blacks are going full gay, not just prison gay
Most of your childhood is probably owned by Disney.

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What’d you do.

This. What for and how long?

Felony herion possesion. Misdemeanor drug paraphernalia

Your sister did last night at the sunset inn

more like how many niggers fucked him

Normally I thought they just made guys expose the body parts themselves but in some cases I guess they grope in there just to make sure.

Sentenced to 1 year which i had to serve 10 months for herion posseion with drug paraphernalia

Oh fucked me? Only the arresting officer

You have spelled heroin incorrectly twice now. Can you at least attempt to get it right from now on?

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Why fuck up your life with a shit drug like heroin?

Did you get caught up in any of the nigger fights?

Reminder that judges who participate in the drug war deserve the same fate that befell judges in the 3rd Reich

If its a normal crime you do it yourself. All drug crimes in that county they check you thoroughly to make sure your not smuggling contraband in. There's also a body scanner they put you through but they still hand check you

No one said drug users are smart

Ugh. A fucking tweaker.

Lol..thats how bad heroin has fucked my life

welcome back nigger, nice digits

This is exactly right. Drug laws are all about vested interests. Nothing to do with sanity, morality or public health.

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There was a pretty big one my last month. Dude picked up another guy and basically slammed him on ground 3 times wwe style. Broke his leg arm and split his head wide open. About 3 feet away from me. Never seen so much blood in my life. Black lives really matter

Good work getting mixed in with heroin. How the fuck did you end up down that path?

Tweakers do meth or as the nig nogs call it "molly"

>meth or as the nig nogs call it "molly"
What the fuck. That's not what it is at all

Shit..pain killers when young. Graduated from percs and Vicodin to oxys and morphine eventually heroin is much cheaper. Its easy to get caught up real fast. Plan on living clean for the rest of my life

Are you a junkie? Did you get narcan or something similar in jail?

I was. Narcan is for when you OD. They don't give you shit for detoxing in jail. Its disgusting and miserable. Worst experience of my life. Bad enough to remember never to get fucked up again

You talking bout molly? Fuck this captcha shit is gay as fuck

Perhaps the lawmakers in that county are sadistic sons of bitches.

Any interesting stories? Funny preferred. Anything that stood out to you as odd? Movies get anything right? Is it true that even the Mexicans don't like niggers?

Absolutely. People here are handed some of the harshest sentences possible. Other counties let people off with a warning, here you will go to prison. Officers inside won't even smuggle in cigarettes. Its like a 3rd world country. Well its mostly black so i can sorta understand but still..

Everyone hates the niggers. Actually very few Mexicans. Almost all of them get put into the federal dorm to be shipped off by ice. It was funny when these tuff shit talking nigs with face tats and ak47s tattooed on there arms would be crying on the phones to there moms asking for money on their commissary. That shit made me laugh all the time. The amount of jungle bunnys with 7 babby momas that ate actually gay is also funny. Im pretty sure every black is secretly gay

US?

I cant think of a movie that was close but then again i was in county and not prison. And i was in with drug offenders. Other wings were way more violent and movie like. Its loud and everyone is obnoxious trying to be the most alpha. Especially the blacks. Its like a high school locker room all day. But no stabbing or raping. But I've heard all the stories about prison where that is what happens all day

US? You asking United States? Yea US, Florida. The ball sack of the US

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Heroin didn't fuck your life, you did.

I didnt say i was proud of florida. Im originally from jersey. I pray i dont die here. It is a weird miserable place

don't be a dick user

I was just meme'ing. Florida is a bit backwards and they have loose laws regarding the release of information about ongoing cases. That's why there's so many headlines.

Real talk tell us your experience
And funny moments/ and the feeling in prison and the food and difference between movie & irl

Thx op

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Hes angry because heroin made his mom turn tricks for her black dealer

Knowing US prisons, the food was probably very bad

I can't think of any movies that came close.

Its not all gangs and constant fighting, stabbings and raping although that does happen. Our dorm had a tv. So at 9 the t.v. would go on and you'd find ways to kill time all day. Playing cards and some board games. Reading alot. Telling stories about life on the outside. Mostly about what you'll eat on the outside.

The food was the worst part. You wake for breakfast at 445 lunch at 1030 and dinner at 330. If you added all three trays of the day it might equal a happy meal. You are hungry all day long. And its the worst most flavorless shit on the planet. Everything is the consistency of pudding. Everything is like liquid except rice. All meats aren't meat but some soy invention. The only food you get ever that's halfway decent is peanut butter

How many times were you someone's bitch?

The absolute worst. Its hard to even describe. The first week i didnt eat much. Then you are eventually forced to. But it's hard. Everything is made of the same soy bullshit. Lots of beans and rice. If you dont have money for commissary you are pretty fucked

Was there anything that was tolerable or bearable?

Any inmate stories ? Like people telling their worst fucked up experience also is there a section for all the murderers and cop killers?

U ever do dmt? Did you read? Learn anything neat from the inmates with you

Ive heard prison food is actually ok. Some jails you can seriously buy pizza and subs if you have the money. This was county jail so they give you the smallest amount required by law

There was alot of shit that wasnt that bad. I made a handful of friends. Some still locked up but a couple ive talked to already. You meet alot of people that are good people to just got caught up and did some fucked up shit cause of drugs. Alot of times would be watching a movie like guardians or deadpool and some face tattooed bloods would be watching and laughing and we'd end up talking about the music in the movies and it would be super weird. Like only in jail can shit like this happen. Total worlds colliding.

There are dozens of different sections called dorms. I was in the general pop dorm then the drug program dorm. There are several other dorms for child molesters known as "chomos" and murderors and rapists and shit. They were all housed on the "delta" side. But i did hang with some guys who had done time for attempted murder in the past. A couple guys who had done 10 years or so for drugs. No one really brags about hard crimes because they know someone will try them for trying to act hard. Lots of crazy stories but after almost a year you start forgetting things you hear so much. One thing is for sure almost every crime that is commited no matter what ties back to drugs

Dmt no. Lots of tom clancy books. Lots of other books like that. I learned tons of shit like different ways to scam credit cards. Ways to hustle the gov for food stamps and other assistance. Ways to make k2 and meth. Probably 10 different ways to make meth

That to me is sort of like a reminder of everyone's humanity

Is it everyone mans for themselves?

Are there race cards in florida ?

Like whites run with whites ( woods), paisas run with paisas (wetbacks) , or is it just everyone for themselves? ,besides the gang members i mean ?

you do or see any gay shit

Yea. We all had shit in common in some ways. Like in my cell were 2 super thug black dudes i would never even cross paths with. 1 a molly dealer in the hood 1 a crack dealer who stole a car and ran from police. We started talking about music and although they listen to some horrible rap ive never heard of they knew metallica and nirvana and a bunch of classic rock. We found a way to get along based on our common interests. Its weird but when your forced to live with people you make it work. Not always great times but you make the best of it

It's usually cut with stimulants including meth.

Totally whites ring with whites blacks with blacks browns with browns. Thats just the way it is. If you are white you get another whites back no matter what. Age, crime, it dont matter if its their 1st day you stick up for your own. And they do the same.

I know what your saying. I know what molly is but down here especially in the getto meth is sold as molly. Meth is bigger in the hood then crack right now in florida

>crime

Y'all still do removals on chomos and rapists though right ?

There were a couple times some people would be getting accused of doing shit but never saw it. What i did see were some obvious 100 percent gay blacks trying way to hard to act straight. Gay white dudes, there were 2, dont give a fuck but black dudes and there were alot are super ashamed and afraid to admit being gay so they over compensate way to hard. Which makes them seem so much gayer

Only the really crazy people are on there own. Like mentally crazy. Besides that people sorta look out for each other and take care of each other. Especially whites take care of other whites. Blacks and blacks

How much dope did you do while in jail ?

I was in for a year and barely a week went by where there wasn't any meth or black around , don't even do drugs on the outside but said fuck it cause there was no reason not to.

Wouldn't a lot of people die in prison from severe withdrawals if they don't give you anything? I meant to say methadone, not narcan. Derp.

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I never had contact with any. I was basically the lowest level security. They were all high security so They were in a different part of the jail. Some dude did get brought in one day and the next he was in the paper for child neglect. He basically let his kid almost starve while he was getting high. He got his ass beat.

One dude was supposedly a convicted rapist years ago but he was 62 and would have been killed if beaten. Also i think it was bullshit and he was just a weird creeper because if he had a past rape charge he wouldnt have been in our dorm

Why are all the meals so early?

Soo...he...was behind of that

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Lol seriously nothing. There wasn't even tobacco. Ive been in jail before with tons of drugs but this place was locked down. We snorted lots of pysc meds and took lots of buspar but that was it. It wasnt like prison or any place else ive been. We made wine and smoked all day in other countys in florida but this county wasnt playing games

Every county in every state is different. Ive been in jail where methadone or suboxene is given but not this one. Theres a medical dorm your in for about a week before your shipped to another dorm. You detox there. They give you some pysc meds and some sleep type meds for a couple days but thats it. People say "help i feel like im dying" and they say dont come to jail. Ive never been anywhere like this place. Tons of mentally unstable people walking around under medicated

I have no idea. I think everything's based around the schedule of the guards and court. In county tons of people go to court and see lawyers everyday so the feed you at times that dont effect the feeding and breaks of those with freedom. I have never heard another reason.

Nigga wut?

Im going back to looking at fb creeper pics and good ol Sup Forums porn. God bless you fags. Its good to be free and back. I love all you. Old fags and new fags alike. Trump 2020 niggas. Vote for me cause now i can't

I hope to see you again op ;__;
Do you have a any social media’s

Not really. I have a trolling twitter account. Feel free to hit it up. @josemadre1 have at it Sup Forums. No my name isnt jose. You'll notice the pic is the same as the first post

Way past my bed time. Peace out niggas. Its good to be back. Goos night to all fags except those who cant triforce