Dubs decides what I say

Dubs decides what I say

Counting on you to get me laid, bros

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Show her profile

are you in heat

You're gay

It’s just basic shit about music and dogs and stuff, nothing really to go on

Walkies, come on, there's a good girl, walkies...
And a classic fucking captcha!!

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if her profile pic is the dog filter she got a fucked up nose
that's why these bitches love it so much

Since you fuckers are taking forever next reply gets first message

If you think there's nothing to go on then you already lost

hi nigger

welp

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Ask her if she likes anime and video games

be like "do u like anime and video games" and leave it at that

post conversation screenshots if she responds

How many jolly ranchers can you fit inside you?

we got a winner

Okay fellas I’m taking executive action and choosing this one instead of the winner because I don’t want her friends recognizing me and deciding to ruin my life

Keep them coming though

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you're a faggot. don't make a thread then not adhere to your own guidelines

eat my shit user

u mad

fag

Bump

tell her she looks like a dog

ask if her breath smells like a miscarriage

hi nigger

>dubs decide

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high nigger

hi nigger

Hey bitch I can't lick my own balls could you do it for me?

Would you suck your dad's cock for $1M US? Because I have the money to pay you if I can watch?

I love you. Let's get married and have a family.

re-rolling for this,..

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hi nigger

ovaltine

Ohaiyo negro-sama

So let's meet up?

I'm not a stalker or a serial killer I swear...

i want to suck a steaming log out of your juicy asshole

re rolling for this

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Eh baby ever had yo asshole licked by a fat guy wearing an overcoat?
Czech em'

How do you like your eggs, srambled or fertilized?

No, but seriously, let me take you out sometime.

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hey babe, my prostate is aching again and is in need of a good, deep massage. can you help out?

fag

Lame

So, do you like sexual intercourses?

hey OP since you're such a rule breaking faggot anyway take my 420 and say this to her