ITT The first time you saw a pussy irl

ITT The first time you saw a pussy irl
...you HAVE seen a pussy before, right Sup Forums?

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So. Fucking. Small.

How do babies fit through there?

I was 17 and I had a threesome on a school trip

I went from kissless virgin to threesome all at once

The girls weren’t that hot, it was awkward , we were wasted but still a good story

Me and cousin in treehouse. Show me yours and I'll show you mine time. She stood up, pulled her pants down, and there it was, six inches from my face. Became an ongoing thing to do for a few years as we were growing up.

Around kindergarten or grade 1 or 2 already found porn VHS in the house.
IRL mixed neighbor girl who wanted to play nurse and play with me naked don't think she seen foreskin before.

>be somewhere around 6, not sure exactly
>neighbor girl and I always hang out
>one day we're in our room together, playing doctor
>she tells me doctors check everything, so I check everything
>find the spot between her legs, I can see pink, which my 6-year old brain interprets as "bloody"
>show her my junk so show her mines not like hers
>wrap up, go do something else.

I had no idea what I was looking at, and the encounter was 0% sexual in nature, but that was the first pussy I ever saw.

About 5 or 6. Me and female friends would play with eachothers genitals. And my mums friend had a daughter the same age and from about 5-10 we would always "play" with eachother. We did everything. Fuckin, suckin, lickin, piss drinking. Wish our parents still spoke because i looked her up recently and she now looks like she into all that freaky shit.

>don't think she seen foreskin before
why's that?

I was about 7 or 8 years old, I walked in on my mom shaving her pubes.

> about 8, cousin 17 or 18
> thinks she's going to be a doctor (literally)
> parents & aunt & uncle gone
> gives me a female "anatomy lesson"
> not sexual at all
> learned girl's hole wasn't perfectly circular like I had imagined

nope i never seen one

When I went to preschool, our bathroom was coed. They later renovated the bathroom so there were two.

I was 9, had a playmate same age, we were into exploring each other's anatomy. Lasted about a week before we were caught, never saw her again.

>seen em in porn a bunch growing up
>seen 1st one irl when I was 16
>go over friend's house
>looks like a crack den, walls falling apart, outside spraypainted
>friend wanted me to meet up before we went out, so go over
>knock/ring bell but no answer, front door open so I let myself in
>his mom is bottomless on the couch passed the fuck out with bottles around her
>one leg on the couch, the other on the floor so I get a good view of everything, she's kinda dumpy, older woman in her 40's with a "can I speak to your manager" haircut
>thick dark bush, even a happy trail
>go around the house but he's not there
>stare at his mom a bit before I just go back and sit on the porch
>friend never showed, but I saw my first pussy I guess

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>that experience

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Saw my first/had sex when I was a teenager at an Ozzfest concert. Watched people ride the mechanical bull, the guy that ran it joked I was too small to ride. Random older fat lady with tats laughed and said "It's okay! You can ride me!" She kept joking with me and saying I was cute, so we ended up going to her van in the parking lot. Had a bed in the back, she asked if I ever ate pussy before, I said no so she pretty much gave me a lesson. She was shaved with chubby lips, and a clit piercing. She let me do her without a condom (stupid, I know. Lucky I didn't catch something from someone that sleeps with randos at a metal concert) And after we just smoked weed before she sent me on my way. Didn't have sex again for another five years in my twenties, but I have a gf now so things are pretty good

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Kept playing with it asked me if my older brothers had it too because her's didn't

how old were you/her? How'd she react/start playing with it? Tell your story, user!

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21 years old. Met a 19 y/o girl at church. A week later I was fingering her after bible study, she had like 20 squirting orgasms before I ever even saw it 2 weeks later for the first time when I lost my virginity to her.

>pic related

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glad my frens were there

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Five or six years. Maybe younger.
The Daughter from our neightbor and i always played "Doctor Games".

My first time i´ve tried to fuck was with another Girl from our neightborhood and we didnt know what we are doing. We just wanted to try these "Fuck" all the elderly kids are speaking about.
Believe it or not...i dont care.

The absolute first time was the whole "Playing doctor" thing as a kid with a girl I knew at a school park.
Basically she said we should play doctor, we went over to this secluded box fortress area thing, and she told me to take off my pants. We both touched eachother etc. Not much to say.

Second time I feel REALLY awkward mentioning because it was basically an unintentional pedo moment.
When I was 14, I was in a hottub with two 10 year old cousins who were visiting with my aunt.
I don't know if I just attract dominant woman with my beta presence or what, but they asked me if I wanted to see "something cool", I said sure, and they both stood on the tub seats, bent over and mooned me. I saw EVERYTHING.
I just kind of laughed it off nervously, the rest of the tubbing went on normal.

My younger sister was the first pussy I ever see for real.

i was 8 and playing hide and seek at my friend house, i though she was hiding in the bathroom and opened up on her pulling down her panties

Nicee one...Elon Musky..

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It would have been my younger sister.

If you mean sexually, it was probably my first real gf when we were about to fuck for the first time.

Is this Bot still working here.

Same here my younger sister as we used to bath together until late we hit puberty. Her tits started to grow aswell.

My mum- was about 4 or so. Hairy bush and all. Probably why I like hairy girls so much...

The "Tits growing" phase have i missed.
Just jerked of with "another" neightborhood Girl here.
She wanted to see me doing it, i wanted to see her doing it. She had some smal Boobs, but never show them.
Kind of strange afterwards...she let me see her Puss getting rubbed by herself, but never show´s me her boobs.

Also. I showered with my cousin and all her friends? I was about 6 and they were about 10-11

My sisters were more like just big nipples then they got bigger.

Kindergarden
We had mandatory sleep time in the afternnon
From what I remember there was a common practice to "show me yours and I'll show you mine"
Only once I had the courage to "let me touch yours and I'll let you touch mine". Felt weird but not sexual at all.

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The first time I saw a pussy was when i looked at \your facebook profile pic

your bathroom mirror is not facebook

I have never seen a woman naked IRL, accidental or not, family or not, medical or not.

obviously you lame roaster. Youre jokes are even more lame than the Jersey shore guy that participates in comedy central roasts.

You could have said my facebook profile pic isnt your facebook profile pic.

BURNEDDD

I was 27, it was at a strip club..

When I exited one on the day of my birth.

I was all up in that bitch.

I still have a nude from my mom's pussy

grew up with two older sisters, when we were little we used to compare our privates because I was the odd one out with the only penis

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And that was how I lost my teaching job

>be 10 year old user
>playing at playground with black kid I was friends with
>his older sister and her friend have us hide in a tire castle with them
>they tell us to show them our dicks
>not sure, but his sister says she'll show us her pussy if we do
>never saw one of those so I agree
>her brother doesn't seem interested but she makes him anyway
>undo fly and whip it out, so does he
>I'm uncut, he's cut.
>his sister and her friend apparently think all white dicks look "pointy" and that this is the difference between white/black dicks
>I never saw a cut one so I assume the same
>we put our dicks away and she just drops her shorts/panties and sits bare assed in woodchips
>she lets me touch the lips/smell it
>1st pussy.jpg

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I actually have. It was in a figure drawing class. Pretty good stuff.

It can stretch by a lot. Also, in most cases doctors cut it wider to prevent it rupturing.

What did it smell like? Did they pull back your foreskin? Did they smell you dick too ?

What? I don't remember what a pussy smelled like 21 years ago, user
and no, I didn't even know my foreskin went down until I started masturbating

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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nuh ah

Here's a true story.

I've never seen one in real life.

I was about 10, my friends and i were hanging out at one of there houses and his little sister, she was about 5 or 6 lifted her skirt and flashed her pussy in my face

F

First pussy I saw was in 6th grade. A girl in my science class was wearing short loose shorts and she wasn't wearing panties. She was very skinny and her pussy was totally bald. She wasn't super attractive, but that pussy was something to appreciate as a middle schooler

>be kinda fat 15 year old
>at kids house for school project
>group is kid, me, gf of one of kids close friends, another girl
>other girls main calling card is being very politically opinionated in a fiery italian kind of way, tho she's pasty for an italian
>this was back before the days of sjw so it made her more of a nerd
>kid in a band with his friend so them and the gf were the 'cool kids'
>gf blonde, ended up in a sorority in college etc
>after we plan out whatever are just hanging out
>italian says out of nowhere "so user is the only virgin here"
>wtf where did that come from
>why would she do that
>also we're 15 did i miss something, if i had to guess before i woulda thought she was still a virg
>anyway blonde defends me oddly
>kid is uncomfortable picking on me too, we werent friends but were chill
>blonde comes over and says "i think its kind of cool" and sits in my lap
>she has a really cute, full butt and made a point to cozy it up on my crotch in her tight jeans
>played off to be more of a joke to make me uncomfortable and it did
>try really hard not to get hard cuz virgin
>not entirely successful
>moment passes and she gets off me eventually
>later on go to the bathroom, couple rooms over
>when i get out she's standing at the door
>"do you not want to be a virgin anymore user"
>wtf again
>stare at her
>doesnt look like a joke
>clarify "with you?"
>yes
>what about your bf
>i was cool with him too
>"do you want me to get naked or do you care about my boyfriend"
>not that cool
>she leads me into some bedroom
>gets naked, killer teenage body
>carpet matches the drapes
>i get naked, chubby but i do have a big dick
>we fuck 30 seconds after i see my first pussy
>dont last super long but it was great
>doesnt happen again, she dates bf for another 2 years until he dies in a boating accident
>dont have sex again for 8 years
>now 31 and will never be happy bc a girl three leagues above me got randomly horny as a teen and pity fucked me

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As a children, bathing with cousins about the same age. Nothing really sexual, indeed. But, I did grow up; when I was 9, the older sister of a friend was watching us from the balcony, sitting. She was wearing a pair of jeans. She hadn't noticed, but the fly was open, and no panties. It was a beautiful sight, until she realized and left, completely embarrassed.

fuckin normie

at birth

except virtually all of these stories are the same

"played doctor with the neighbor, it was not sexual" or some variation.

you're born blind jackass.
Guess my HS gf. About a week before losing my virginity.

When I was maybe 4 or 5 years old, someone told me that boys and girls had different peepees. I didn't believe them, and asked my parents. They told me the same thing. I still didn't believe them, so my mom showed me when she was changing a girl's diaper. Mind blown.

>We had mandatory sleep time in the afternnon
>From what I remember there was a common practice to "show me yours and I'll show you mine"
wtf, had the same thing happen when I was a kid

Usual you show me yours ill show you mine type of affair with the neighbours daughter at around 5 or 6

When we got to around 8 or 9 we got more ideas after finding porno magazines in the woods

you lucky fuckers. my first was because my moms boyfriend used to make me and my sister do fucked up sex shit when we were kids and film it

>be me 7 or 8 years old
>elementary school recess
>all the boys would play chicken on monkey bars
>use your legs to try to pull down opponent
>fun as hell played all the time
>one time grill asks to play
>we say sure why not
>she's wearing overalls
>she vsed me first
>I was taller so I had reach
>wrap my legs around right where the buttons hook onto the overalls
>pull as hard as I could
>overalls come undone and they fall and I guess I got her underwear also.
>I jump down in shock
>am face to face with her pussy

romanianfag here
you?

Dubs checked.

Story time

Did it escalate to touching? You taste it?

26 m, still haven't seen one in real life. Aside from family members. Still just a POS.

Wait scratch that, I had a you show me yours I'll show you mine when I was like 6. Shit was dark meat. I barely remembered. My bad.

I was 6, it was my cousin's and her friend's. They were 12/13 and they taught us how to eat pussy. I remember how weird it smelled at the time and I didn't like doing it.

now that I think about it I don't think she was even wearing panties.

used to take baths with my sister, we are only 18 months apart

> Be me.
> 13 years old.
> Dating fucking fine goth girl.
> Making out in her bed, both shirts off and only wearing underwear.
> She's grinding herself against my erection.
> Rise up from over her, see her panties have shifted to the side.
> See her pussy staring right at me.
> She notices and swiftly correct her underwear.
> She's super embaressed.
> Try and break the awkward silence.
> "I think I saw it."
> She replies: "Do you like what you see?"
We didn't actually fuck for another 2 years, but hot damn was she sexy.

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nudes?

First real look at one was when I was 14 when I saw my moms pussy while she was sleeping, wasn't attracted to her at all but her pussy looked really good.

Definitely need nudes.

grown up in a nudist family, regulary did trips to nudist beaches and other places...

actually interested in this. how were the beaches? thinking about going to gunnison beach in nj

I was 21, met a 43 year old nurse in a local hotel to lose my virginity. She even let me cum in her. I remember she even took a phone call while riding me - star trek voyager was on the tv in the background.

Checked. What was her body like?

Decent, middl-eaged curves. Oussy had stubble, I was amazed at the time. She wanted to do anal too.

I was maybe 8 or 9. I was over at a friends house having a sleep over, and his sister insisted on hanging with us. Long story short, we convinced her to pull her pants down and she did. And that was it. It was so fast it just looked like a cleft.

Did you fuck her ass?

Me neither m9

Was her face hot? Did you do anal? Did you keep in touch?

not sure about the US?
im from sweden....

you did well

Quite often saw some six(ish) year old pussy when I was a similar age. Only the exterior/outer/labia, never occurred to me that there was more going on.

First in a sex situation at 17 or so, really surprised by how dark the bush was (near black) on a (dyed, I came to realise) blonde girl, hair was thickish even though shaved to write quite a small triangle.

I was 5, my cousin was six. We were playing doctors & nurses, which basically involved us getting into my cousin's bed, then taking our underwear off and getting prodded, poked & pulled, then swapping places

but the first time i saw a pussy outside of the nudists it was my teacher from school, in gym class she had to jump in due to our ordinary teacher was gone (sick) and me and my pals where always there early to play soe ball.
and i just rushed to open the door to where the balls where and there she was... fifthgrade teacher all nude changing to her gym clothes.

never looked her in the eyes after that. but frequently masturbated to her nude body, still do.

no, i was too nervous

when i was like 6 or 7 my female friend showed me her pussy
then when i was 18 i touched a pussy of a girl i was kissing, i just put my hand in her panties and started fingering
now im 20 and im still a virgin

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I saw my first vagina when I was 5 years old. It was also the first time I licked one. I've told this story in secrets threads before. And I didn't just nervously touch it with my tongue like a child would. I actually spread the lips and ate it. I was trying to imitate a porno my step dad's nephew had shown me. I just imitated what the dude did in the video on this 4 year old girl.

I forget the exact age, but my cousin and I did that around there. She was 1.5 months younger than me. We were eventually caught.

I was caught that same day mid act. I turned my attention to the right and saw her dad staring at me on my knees at her vagina. The look on his face man. He was pissed. I got a pretty stern talking to as my mother asked me "Where did you learn that behavior?"