Reboot Jumanji

>Reboot Jumanji
>Don't include the board game
What were they thinking?

they needed the nostalgia factor whilst retaining the feasibility of slotting in memeactors like the Rock. how do you write a movie about the Rock playing a board game.

Don't care as long as it has the redhead.

They're inside the board game you idiot

Nah it's a video game now.

make him a single dad trying to win his kids over with a board game he found

whose the slut?

no DAG, no thanks

Not like the original movie was just them sitting around playing a board game...

Didn't they already partially remake it as Zathura?

No its confirmed these are the characters they get changed into IN the board game, The girl is a guy IRL

>opens 5 days after Star Wars

JUST

It's a piece of shit movie and they needed some nostalgia factor to lure in more people

>Hot chick
>Comic relief
>Buff hero
>Token black guy

Box ticker, the movie?

It's a video game now, my man.

>doing something the same

Autists reeeeee out

>do something different

Autists reeeeee out

>expects me to go see a movie based on a game where you talk to ghosts

ya no

These are the character they get changed into IN the video game.

I don't think Jack is token anything, mate. He's good in comedies.

How fucking tall is Karen Gill isn't The Rock like 6"8 or something?

FUCK

mmmmm

No. Rock is 6'3/6'4/193cm, I'm 1cm taller than him. Karen Gillian is 5'10, 180cm.

U-underage?
mods*whisper*