You wake up in the nicest nordic city. What do?

You wake up in the nicest nordic city. What do?

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go back to based Brabant

but that's not gothenburg :)

Get rained on, because the weather there sucks.

gothenburg beats oslo erryday

>rain
>sucks
I don't get it

>little lisbon
>nordic

>he can't handle some rain

weak

>not norrkoping

looking at grills

grills in bergen are really qt, maybe the most qt in north europe.

why do Norwegians love Bergen so much? It isn't really that great of a city, no Norwegian city is that nice

>nicest nordic city
um sweaty that's not visby

Peak performance tier desu

cause comfy train ride from bergen to oslo

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I've done that ride it's nice, but Oslo is utter shit outside of a couple parks, and Bergen is just ok.

get depressed

>he doesn't love rain
you don't belong here, norskjävel

Karlskrona is the best Scandinavian city

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pray to allah as the tradition demands

>rain
>sucks
rain means I can stay inside with my bf and cuddle.

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There are very few muslims in Bergen. Maybe the lowest ratio out of all the cities in Scandinavia

Maximum comfy, good post user. Seriously thinking of a trip there now.

How is that possible? What's the catch?

I wonder if Sweden kept Nya Sverige if Uppland or some other part of the colony would've looked like this. Karlskrona was founded in 1680, Philadelphia in 1682

Take a bus/train back to Swedish Lapland where I live. Fuck cities.

take train then take comfy boat ride back

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>not an OC aurora pics
:(

>suddenly a post about my home town, with a pic literally 3 minutes from where I live, made by a American poster
This site keeps me surprised everyday.

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>How is that possible? What's the catch?

Women there fight like men, they don't take shit from no one.

Many female world champions in various fighting sports are from Bergen

Norrkoping is here :3

good lad :3

Bergen is really strange, I look 100% like a Bergen Norwegian man. However I have lived my entire life in Finland and have no known relation to Norway.

t: visited Bergen this summer

Freeze to death.

I noticed Norwegians on the West Coast have a lot of really curly hair, some have dark hair

is this Hanseatic genes

Visby reporting in. Number 1 comfiest city in all of Scandinavia.
>medieval walls and towers
>safe
>nice people and no stress

That's the true german genes.

Best time of year for a Bergen trip? Thinking spring or late winter maybe.

from April to October. Winter is gray and rainy

looks like Norilsk

Use my Semitic language to my advantage to impregnate as much Nordic women as possible.

Looks like shit

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The music in this video is great. Took me the past 20 minutes to find it again but well worth it.

I could probably blend in until I had to say something

glad you like it. we call it "the pearl of the west coast"

I build a little hut on the woods then I set up to live a good quality life on a first world country

get some bitches pregnant

>north american autists are sharing norwegian train footage with each other

what in tarnation, as the americans say

it's not a very common look there, just sayin

Plot the demise of my country.

Didn't you guys read? It would just be another episode of
>be uncivilized turkic scum
>do catcalling in Bergen city
>be physically attacked by girls because you act like an subhuman
>film it and go to the police and call it racism
>police just laffin at you and tell you to GTFO

It's not Germany or Sweden we are talking about here. Citizens in Bergen would actually do something about the problem unlike swedes and germans

>living in Bergen

No thanks mate.

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Act as local because Scandis are honorary Iberians.

That's Romsås though, the criminal hive of the deep immigrant ridden East Oslo.

>stabbed for being Pole

This is my guess based on Sup Forums.

i like

>be polish in Bergen
>burn down refugee center becuse you don't wan't them in the same street

can't make up this shit

Robl a bank and get prision time in a nice nordic prison where I can play vidya and spend time in sauna all day long alingside the only people in the whole country that don’t act like effeminates

>not an inland city

Haha, no.
Behold.

go to the cafe i guess, its the first thing i would do

uhm... not sure if Tampere fits in chill n cosy music videos youtube.com/watch?v=aFwZDNsG-Os

Si hermano

1. You would get deported and spend time here
2. No girls

it said NORDIC city

>some have dark hair
do you really think every norwegian outside of bergen has blonde hair?

>Danish education

>Gothernburg
>Goth
>Gothic
>Visigothic
My ancestors :)))))

>You wake up in the nicest nordic city. What do?
Go back home.I like the sun too much.

>be finn
>think you're nordic cause you copied our flags

St. Johns Newfoundland is the nicest Nordic city.

Comfy.
But it's not so comfy when the coastal winters decide to be rainy and mild, and the summers windy and cold. Which happens pretty much every year.
B^)

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>city

>snowniggers

>be dane
>say stupid things out loud

Don't be rude Pekka

>snorhnigghurs

>be finn
>talk out loud of what he's writing on the internet

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Probably go to an Aurora concert, or, in the best case scenario, Susanne Sundfor's concert.

why do you ruin your capital's skyline with memescrapers?

>flag

>nicest nordic city
>bergen

fucking lol'd
10/10 if troll
7/10 if copy pasta

>be dane
>keep making absolutely horrendous posts one after another

Wipe my tears and praise God for that I can start my new life in a country that has future and only then realise that I don't know any Nordic language and start to cry...

Go home.