My name is Jonathon Cooper and I fucked a raw turkey in a Walmart parking lot
My name is Jonathon Cooper and I fucked a raw turkey in a Walmart parking lot
Nice
Dope dude. Hope you get sponsored, good luck
whats your twitch channel so I can watch the next livestream?
did you save money by using their parking lot?
is your life better for it?
god that was fuckin cold
Kek
Why
Nice
>why not
Hamburger fuvker guy?
At least he is getting in the Thanksgiving spirit
now fuck a big mac in a macdonalds parking lot.
HE STUFFED THAT TURKEY GOOD
Goddamn it, you never answered my question the first time you posted this..did you fuck this turkey because you were attracted to it or because you just needed something moist?
I find turkey very sexy
Doesn't your piece get poked by rib bones and whatnot? I stuff a turkey every year and it doesn't feel very sexy in there.
My gf died last year and I hadn't had sex since then. She was kinda fat, so Turkey lurkey was best option. Cut my dick on interior, but finished in the giblets.
Would recommend.
And I returned it after.
Nah its very nice inside the turkey
Just white boi thangs
This thread is based
Where's the full video i gotta see this bullshit
Which Walmart did you go to?
What did that turkey ever do to you?
THIS
OP has some puffy looking balls
Kek
Nice Job OP
>It's very nice inside the turkey
You're my hero OP
What is your Myspace profile OP so I can add you!
I bet he has a Facebook
Kek OP
Omg that guy is hot af
Thanks user, it’s people like you that show me their are people who are more degenerate than I’ll ever be.
OP is the real mvp