My name is Jonathon Cooper and I fucked a raw turkey in a Walmart parking lot

My name is Jonathon Cooper and I fucked a raw turkey in a Walmart parking lot

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Nice

Dope dude. Hope you get sponsored, good luck

whats your twitch channel so I can watch the next livestream?

did you save money by using their parking lot?
is your life better for it?

god that was fuckin cold

Kek

Why

Nice

>why not

Hamburger fuvker guy?

At least he is getting in the Thanksgiving spirit

now fuck a big mac in a macdonalds parking lot.

HE STUFFED THAT TURKEY GOOD

Goddamn it, you never answered my question the first time you posted this..did you fuck this turkey because you were attracted to it or because you just needed something moist?

I find turkey very sexy

Doesn't your piece get poked by rib bones and whatnot? I stuff a turkey every year and it doesn't feel very sexy in there.

My gf died last year and I hadn't had sex since then. She was kinda fat, so Turkey lurkey was best option. Cut my dick on interior, but finished in the giblets.

Would recommend.

And I returned it after.

Nah its very nice inside the turkey

Just white boi thangs

This thread is based

Where's the full video i gotta see this bullshit

Which Walmart did you go to?

What did that turkey ever do to you?

THIS

OP has some puffy looking balls

Kek

Nice Job OP

>It's very nice inside the turkey
You're my hero OP

What is your Myspace profile OP so I can add you!

I bet he has a Facebook

Kek OP

Omg that guy is hot af

Thanks user, it’s people like you that show me their are people who are more degenerate than I’ll ever be.

OP is the real mvp