Friday night

>Friday night

Why are you here?

Wife is hogging the tv playing Dark souls new DLC.

Cum on the back of her neck when she's not paying attention.

still spent from earlier.

I'm here for u

It's Thursday.

uh.. you don't get to bring friends if you don't have any.

I bet you have a glorious beard and have a sick micro brew collection don't you shitlord

>Going out and spending money on a Friday night

No thanks schlomo.

i'll be uuuu

I'm pretty apathetic to things outside my family so I enjoy drinking alone and living on the net outside of work. That's a lot to cram into one sentence

im drinking ardbeg and watching justified
it's one of those good nights where it doesn't hurt that much

because i have no gf

I have a dissertation to feel bad about not writing

why so hostile?

Mention dark souls and don't expect hostility?
Also Sup Forums

you're a big guy

for me

le knigts of reddit....UNITE!! LOL

I was invited out but I have a soccer game tomorrow I don't want to be hungover for. I also changed into my comfy clothes already and am in no mood to leave my cozy room and venture out into the cold to hang out at a bar for a few hours and spend money I'd rather not tonight.

Tomorrow night is a different story though.

Because I have no friends and girls hate me

because I'm exhausted from studying for 16 hours straight for my Neurotransmission/Neuromodulation exam. I was too much of a fucking idiot to start a week in advance and now I'm a zombie. just waiting another hour or two before falling asleep so I don't fuck up my schedule

Working right now but Im drinking a cider rn so I'm feeling pretty good. Hopefully hang with some friends tmr and get blasted

or you could watch Daniel Cormier get blasted at UFC 210

gf lives a town over and I dont drive. Pretty much just talking to her on facetime and watching The Get Down on Netflix.

Tempted to go and watch GitS with her tomorrow but I really hate scarjo's acting

For you.

Wife went out to the mall with her boyfriend while I watch her kids.

>Living in small town America

Because tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight

I have a dissertation that I work on every other night
what's wrong with yours?

Because my alcoholism and internet/vidya addiction made me lose all my friends.

MOTHER I CAN FEEL THE SOIL FALLING OVER MY HEAD

gotta work tonight

>>>/hothead/

Alcoholism, misanthropy and avoiding finishing up writing the last chapter of a really shitty novel. But mainly alcoholic.

Put in 51 hours this week at work

Had to race to the DMV to unsuspend license

Had to race to the license to renew

Had to race to fill my 5 gal water jugs

Had to race to the Korean market for Kimchii

Paid Bills Online

$323 left in the bank
I just want to stay home tonight! Fuck this week!