Clowns have either been drunken hobos or serial killers in media for a good 40 years now

>clowns have either been drunken hobos or serial killers in media for a good 40 years now

How do we fix clowns in television and film? What can we do to make them funny again?

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Name one (1) actually funny clown

It's a start but how do we make them palatable for regular television?

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Joseph Grimaldi

The animated series Joker. He actually had some funny jokes

Let's just settle for making them sexy

Sexy clowns are fine, funny no but there's also magic as an option.

>Watch "That's Entertainment!" on tv one night
>A scene with two clowns, who are just guys in redicioulously overlarge suits and shoes shuffle around and run into things like morons and hit eachother
>Almost piss myself laughing

People wearing clothing that is too large for them and hitting eachother are the funniest thing ever, and those clowns will always make me laugh.

can we do this

but sexier?

your life

We make them tragic first

Donald trump

I wanna honk that clown

Krusty

link me up senp@i

Female clowns wearing clothes that are ridiculously too small for them?

>People wearing clothing that is too large for them and hitting eachother are the funniest thing ever
The stooges made clowns irrelevant.

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Mimes are also underrated.
Not his best video, but I cannot find the good ones.

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First we should ask how to make clowns not scary as fuck to children and even some adults.

Eugenics

I might later, I'd have to comb through all three volumes of That's Entertainment! to find the clip.

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Does that Lexi Belle mime scene count?

Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

clown sightings have ruined them for another generation, sorry try next decade

>that feeling when you're spending your Friday night browsing clown porn on sadpanda

where did it all go wrong

angela merkel

its always the few that ruin it for everyone else..

So harley quinn?

>Edgy Hot Topic Woman

Not a real clown.

literal fucking lynchmobs of people hunting for non-existent clowns. Nice hysteria, America.

>believing fake news about fake news
Don't be that guy.

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Yeah, that sounds like something one hundred rowdy teens with baseball bats looking to scuff up my clown shoes would say. You're transparent as heck, mob-kun

Harpo Marx.

Goddamn. Why are clown girls so cute?

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>gave me a long sock fetish specifically striped
>gave me a raging clown fetish
Th-thanks PBS... as a kid I never understood how anyone could be afraid of clowns as I was so attracted to molly.
I have often considered attending a juggalo gathering to fulfil my desire as I have zero idea where one would even meet a real clown girl.

Do... do they honk if you grope them?

>I was so attracted to molly.
You sick fuck.

I got her autograph

That was bretty cool desu

Jealous user, jealous. Was she as giddy and cute in person?
>molly will never be your personal clock
Jdimsa

>tfw I had some phase early last year where I was fapping to clown porn exclusively for awhile
Either I didn't know what to search, or there's actually not that much material online for coulrophilia. I expected a lot more than what I got

nigga try finding mime porn

big comfy couch porn parody when?

By finishing and releasing The Day The Clown Cried.

I want to ____ that thicc qt clown.

I want to honk on that thicc qt clown
>Pixie is her name

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I'm sure that it's theoretically possible for clowns to be funny but I spent hours looking for video footage of a funny clown last week and found absolutely nothing.

wtf i love clowns now

where do you even find this videos? "funny clown" on youtube just brings up videos of scary clowns

Are there more of this specific clown?

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That was the problem. I ended up find like 4 or 5 after enough trawling but they were shit.

I used to have a huge Pixi folder. I lost it though.

Don't do this, female clowns and latex are my only fetishes.

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huh, I thought she was just some meme cosplayer or something but she is a legit clown that takes her craft seriously

>all these people talking about clown fetish
>when they don't realize the true fetish is passion for one's work

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My heart.

I went to a gay magic show once. It was pretty fucking funny. And like, when I say it was a gay magic show I mean it was litterally a magic show with homosexual performers. One of them was this guy dressed as a clown and he did all kinda of gay shit like pull a banquet of flowers from his ass. He did other ass stuff too like he was called the "FantASSdick Mr. Omar" or some gay shit like that. He had a recurring gag where he would keep losing dildos and finding them in his pants.

Pretty funny show :D

>being attracted to a puppet instead of this

that doesn't not make him a serial killer

What was this show called?

Her parents, sisters, and husband are clowns. It's her entire life.

seriously though dat cleavage even inside the top

Damn, user...

>you will never be raised by a family of clowns

Why even bother trying to be happy?

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Feels bad.

I thought it was molly AND her dolly?

i want to fuck them both at the same time.

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>family of clowns
>implying they aren't a family of assassins that use clownmanship as a front

"for a price, we make sure you get the last laugh HONK HONK"

>husband
:(

proper clowning is a family tradition, like all those inbred circus folk

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>Loonette and Molly
>A clown and her dolly

I still watch reruns on occasion. Life was so much better in those days

I'm getting a new fetish

Sorry man.

It'd look a lot better if he were painted white too. Something about the red nose and white eyes with the regular face is just unsettling.

He puts a lot less effort into his costume than Pixi does, from the look of it.

They're just different styles of clown. Pixi used to be a tramp clown like him: youtube.com/watch?v=cD-wJy0BnKo

I think her current style is more popular with kids, though, with all the bright colors and whatnot, and she does kids parties so that makes sense to focus on.

I'd be pretty torn if I saw a sexy clown out in the woods. Part of me would worry it was a trap set by the scary clowns, but another part of me would want to risk it. That part is my penis. Little known fact, you can legally rape a clown because they don't have any rights.

>funny again
>again
That's were you're wrong. Clowns only function, especially in storytelling is to be a SYMBOL of merryment and fun. In effect they have never been funny.

>that filename

>no mom and dad, I am a mime

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

No, that would be inhumane.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME ATTRACTED TO CLOWNS YOU FUCKS

But user, you already are.

Gross, post more Pixi.

>wearing spandex suit
>generic makeup
>probably doesn't even know any parlor tricks or how to make balloon animals

get out

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Hmm... Is that a balloon dog in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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Of course it's a fucking balloon.