/soccer refugee/

Fuck, 150 handegg threads, get in here bros, let's talk about the upcoming games

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>FC Basel
>Besiktas

what the FUCK happened here

>"they" really went to Besiktas

Juve 3 - 0 spuds
Porto 3 - 0 scum
Bayern 400 - 1 Borektash
Basel 0 - 0 Man Shiekhy
RM 4 - 3 'Paris' SG
Chelshit 0 - 7 Barca FFP Cheats LTD

>american fails to see the difference between "sports" and "american sports" lol

the difference being, "sports" are playerd everywhere, whereas "american sports" are mostly played to sell food products

Madrid and Barcelona to win on refball (as usual)
Liverpool to choke
Juventus City UEFAlona and Halal in semis

sounds about right.

IT WAS AN ILLEGAL FORMATION.

refs will help spurs advance. thats all there is to know

Tottenham by penalties (Higuain misses his)

City blow out

Liverpool on away goals

Bayern blow out

Barcelona on away goals

Paris blow out

rate my predictions

missed spuds sliperpoo
did spuds cheat or not

JJ - Spurs 2-1
Porto - Liverpool 2-4
Bayern - Besiktas 4-0
Basel - City 0-2
Real - PSG 2-2
Chelsea - Barcelona 1-2

Welcome to Besiktas

Sevilla by penalties (Lukaku blasts it over the bar)

Shaktar gets a meme win against Rome, then parks the bus in Italy

For the record, with both legs played I think
>Spurs
>Liverpool
>Bayern
>City
>PSG
>Barcelona
will advance

The Porto meme is real.

no was good decisions. poo ran out of steam. salah was awesome. winyama goal was a worldy.

Is it true soccer's Western Hemisphere fanbase consists of mostly poor, Third World brown people that only like the game because they couldn't afford expensive equipment needed to play other sports?

Europe is richer than you, and it's mostly blacks (poorer than even South America) that play your sports, so no

Great article

Literally plebian

Good soccer equipment is actually fucking expensive except if you're playing brazilian favela barefoot mode.
Fanbase consists of poor that watch it on TV.
Middle class and rich cunts are the one that goes to the stadium (for the big teams at least)

yes. whats your point? third worlders arent fucking up the world. the USA is.

a lot of angry euroshitskins and spics replied to you it seems. They get especially bitter when reminded of the socioeconomic hell that is any country where soccer is a leading sport.

Sure thing, Nigel.

America 2025

>the socioeconomic hell that is any country where soccer is a leading sport.
Literally the entire world minus USA+Canada and East Asia.

Soccer only seems to be #1 in Europe and Latin America? It's not in the U.S. or Canada, not even close. Not in east Asia. Hockey is most popular in Russia, cricket in India. Not sure what's popular in Africa.

precisely my point. Only third world shitpits play spicgrass.

>Hockey is most popular in Russia
Wrong. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_in_Russia
>Not sure what's popular in Africa.
Football

>tfw another pep/klopp final
The scripts write themselves tbqh

Soccer does have refball, but nothing to the level of handegg, nothing will ever come close. Name a sport where you need a separate team of analysts to decide if it was a goal or not. Soccer does have passive offside calls, and goal line shit, and both are fairly easy to determine. Handegg? You have to catch the ball, walk two steps while firmly grasping onto it, if someone tackles you you have to decide whether the catch was broken or he was a runner. If he trips inside the TD zone you have to make sure he landed with his feet and not his face first and that he never lost grasp on the ball. Most spastic sport ever.

FUCK YEAH PHILLY
WE DID IT LADS

not to mention that refs change the momentum of the game all the time by calling penalties (holding) at reams randomly

Mate did you see that fucking meme game earlier?
The officials in football are a bad joke, either corrupt, incompetent, or both.

wew. This Italian shitskin literally typed up a storm of buttblast in search of attention. This is a new depth of desperate obsession desu.

>complains if he has to read more than 2 lines of text
the state of amerimutt education

The officials are incompetent because the sport is textbook random. You can't make clear calls if the rules are retarded. I don't know, maybe that's the point, it's tailor-made for discussion so it's the most popular? I've never seen another sport where you can spend hours to discuss something as trivial as a point. This is the craziest call to discuss in soccer

youtu.be/gOOKbrJUmf8?t=92

And even then it takes few seconds to determine whether it was right or wrong. Baseball doesn't have something as stupid, Basketball doesn't, Hockey doesn't, Football seems to enjoy basking in the glory of its randomness. Win the Superbowl, parade all over the USA, still not knowing if that was a TD or not.

>american
>thinks all british people think the same

>officials get the decisions exactly right
>still calls them crap

you must be a liverpoo supporter!

Eagles got 3 illegal touch downs

Only place that performance would have been alright is a pantomime.

epl thread

salah to score 3 against porto

hello foreign person!
we were talking about the a match in the sport of gentleman's association football, earlier in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Allah is scoring goals for Liverpool quicker than anyone in the clubs history.