Just remember Tom Brady lives here when you think you are shitting on him...

Just remember Tom Brady lives here when you think you are shitting on him. Enjoy your bottom class life and shit posting HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Haha guise totally not booty blasted :^)

imagine dusting all those rooms. poor tom buying too many rooms that he almost certainly doesnt need.

>losing to a backup qb

He writes as he posts from his shitty apartment with his pothead roommate coughing loudly through the cardboard-thin walls

All those millions couldn't get his prayers answered tonight tho. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what were you saying?

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Yeah, maybe, but both he and I have the same amount of wins in the 2018 Super Bowl.

That's a nice house his wife has

Sold that house to Dr. Dre

he french kisses his son in his racecar bed

DAILY REMINDER THAT BRADY STILL HAS THE MOST ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF ANY QB EVER

HE TRULY IS THE GOAT, NOT EVEN A SB LOSS COULD EFFECT HIS LEGACY OF PURE PERFORMANCE.

>wife earns more money
No wonder he lost today. Soyboy

does his house have a moat?

He sold that house to Dr. Dre. For real.

>DAILY REMINDER THAT BRADY STILL HAS THE MOST ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF ANY QB EVER
Lol

Oh do you want to provide an actual argument? Im waiting. Brady has the most accomplishments of any QB ever, full stop.

Lol

HAHAHAHAHA WHERE'S THE SIXTH? AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>Thinks a shit ugly McMansion is anything to be proud of

Let me know when Brady has some actual taste.

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Wow Tom Brady has a supermodel wife and millions upon millions of dollars, he's such a cuck.

95% of this board would kill to have his life.

>McMansion

What even are the Steelers? Does anybody even know?

As if you could ever afford anything like that

Salty

Smoking some tree in my whip because the pupper dislikes the smell.
>No ridiculous estate tax
>No niggers who have me at the top of their “destroy knee” list
>No cheating boy bodied wife
>No damage to my body from years of playing a game
Just me, some tree, dragon ball super and my dog. Couldn’t be happier desu.

No actually im quite content watching a bunch of permavirgins shit on a Football superstar as if they werent incredibly jealous of him deep down.

its just a mansion bro

>all those useless rooms
big mansions are a meme

Sleep well tonight, sweetie :)

fpbp

Extended family. Staff. Security etc.

These people's lives aren't like your life user.

I will, thank you for your concern. I actually have a life outside of this website.

If I could it wouldn't look like garbage

>wanting to pay for security, gardeners, high electricity bills, pool guys who probably jerk off thinking about your wife and house cleaners


Jesus Christ. A nice condo would make m happy enough. That other shit sounds like too much to worry about. I guess I'm just a poorfag but fuck that's excessive.

if they have so many rings why the fuck he keeps playing then?
are you THIS fucking retarded?

don't need all that staff and security with a normal sized house. Small house big property is much better. New money don't know shit.

>Brady has the most accomplishments of any QB ever
yeah, most super bowl losses

Nice blogpost

Actually thats not true in the slightest, do you

That's a mansion, not a McMansion.

That some serious fucking house right there.

Meant to say, "do your research"

It'd help alot

that's a legitimately ugly house
>tons of house
>almost zero yard in comparison
he calls that an estate?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Doin' alright, sweetie?

Nigga plz. They'd need security no matter where they lived. Let's be real....staff too.

These people's lives are not like your life.

Because he enjoys the game, what more reason should there be?

>tied for most super bowl losses in history
>"not true in the slightest"
So fucking mad

Needs one more for Bills-tier fuck up.
>Hope it is to the Redskins or Cowboys, 90's style ass kicking by an entire division

get out, commie

Yes actually, Sup Forums after the super bowl is wildly entertaining.

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No one cares about SB losses when calculating the GOAT

Its all about appearences and wins.

>I actually have a life outside of this website.
>Yes actually, Sup Forums after the super bowl is wildly entertaining
SEETHING

>No one cares about SB losses when calculating the GOAT
>Its all about appearences and wins
>d-d-d-doesn't count!
The absolute state of Pats fans

what do you even do with a house that big? what is in all those rooms? if i was making millions, i'd still have a pretty big house with a pool and all, but this just seems excessive.

yeah but what state does he have to live in? not worth if it isn't California.

Friendly reminder that Drumpf supporting Conservashits vote against their own economic interests

You find new places to kiss your son and grope your daughter.

big truck
little dick
big house
???

they built that house and never lived in it i think they sold it to Jordan for 32Mil

I'll take my shitposting any day over losing twice against autistic Eli and once a against a fucking backup

There are 11 teams with better W/L records than the Patriots in the Super Bowl

Dr. Dre

Except im completely right, the only place on the internet that cares about SB losses is this shithole.

That's Dr Dre's house, fuck off

It is most definitely a McMansion. Pretty much the definition of one; most successful athletes homes are.

>AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
>MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

So delusional

wow tom brady lives in Disneyland?

I think Brady is great but, houses like this one, just why? He's probably only been in half the rooms of that house once or twice. Why do rich people buy these gigantic aircraft hangars for houses? If I was rich as fuck like him I would get a really nice regular sized house and a shitload of land in some really picturesque location.

that really is the definition of a McMansion, user. Real Mansions are for literal Kings from European countries

>a shitty mcmansion

motherfucker living in a laquinta inn or some shit lmao