What’s the best way to kill these fucking shitty animals? No weapons allowed

What’s the best way to kill these fucking shitty animals? No weapons allowed.

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cats or mouse traps

For the record I mean the cats.

Just trap them and take them to the pound dude. Everything else is a possibly felony for animal abuse.

You could start by putting a gun in your mouth

This

Oh, I mean I guess if you subdue then you could put a gun in their mouth, but that’s cheating.

A mouse trap.

Nope. Cats are invasive and can be shot on your property.

I assume that's American law

So are you, so don't come around.

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It’s common sense. Cats piss on everything and kill your small animals. They’re just as much a pest as rats, which is why I want to kill as many as possible.

start with yourself, faggot. you're just becoming the cat that's killing the mouse.

You should jump off a highway overpass. It will help the cat population issue.

Depends on where your property is at. Doing that in the town/city limits will get you in trouble. He also said no weapons allowed.

Rubbing the blue stuff from rat poison on a chicken breast is usually enough to kill them if they eat it

No no no, you throw the cats off the overpass not yourself. Dumbass, at least try harder if you’re gonna be uncivil about my pest problem.

Good idea user, thanks for the info.

predators are unironically helpful and them killing pests is honestly essential

While I like cats, and have two of my own, I dislike outdoor cats. They rip garbage bags open outside, and they used my attempt at a garden as a litter box. And they fucking have kittens like 5 times a year. I don't blame people for wanting to kill outdoor cats, honestly. They're fucking terrible.

Animal abuse and murder is even worse than child abuse, at least humans have a voice. Cats and Dogs have stood by humans' side for thousands of years and even helped their human counterparts survive the black plaque. I would kill a human being in cold blood with absolutely no motive, before I would ever kill an animal

The cringe is strong

Shotgun is the best solution ... You even kill the cat ... So one shell 1 dead mouse + 1 dead cat ... The best solution I think ...

Based My man

Old school spring traps. Even the pros use them. I tried glue traps but they seem to avoid them.

Support Trap Neuter Release programs. Kitties are good for the community, but them breeding like crazy is always a problem.

KYS, they are much more useful than you user. They prevent the mousepocalypse and you should be grateful to them.

Let me guess, you think pit bulls are good dogs too.

>glue traps
Works great for kittens

I'm talking about mice.

man bad dog good

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just poison their food. cats are fucking retarded lmfao.

I want to steal someones cat for a few days. So I can feed and cuddle it. :3

>op cant kill a cat with his hands
what are you some kinda princess?

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This is now a cute cat thread because OP is an edgy newfag

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Totally this

found the triggered fucking bitchass cat person

Why can't dogs use a litter box and only cats can?

hello newfriend

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Cat and mouse?
Any bird of prey, bigger one, obviously. Something like giant owl, or eagle.

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This is a great troll..Almost got me.

Dogs will use one fine.

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Seagull. They are notorious for killing small dogs and cats here

Firefox has encountered a solution.

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why does every faggot cat owners home smell like shit and piss?

Then why dont they sell them?

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Paracetamol, highly poisonous to them

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found the basement dweller that hates affection and companionship but secretly longs for it

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Because dogs are big.

i dont think cats are that different from humans in terms of what you can do to kill them. you can choke them, drown them, tie a heavy rock to them or some shit. Theres also the posibility to simply break them apart since you can just grab it and swing it. i mean use your head

wut? you must know some terrible pet owners, user.

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#NotAll

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fuck off edgelord

>mean use your head
yeah headbutt a cat

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This

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We will find you.

We always do....

But that's a biological weapon. He said no weapons.

God I hope you’re sarcastic. This was low tier bait even for me. Op btw.

fuck off assclown

I am genuinely disappointed you all took the bait that hard.

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Kindness

Bait or not, it's still better than all the porn spam. Only thing to do in those threads are say "that's hot, i'd fuck that, moar!" and jerk off for the 10th time today. At least there's a discussion going on here.

>being this edgy

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agreed. we need more non porn threads.

This right here

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I'm with ya

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It's not that I have a problem with porn; naked chicks are great! But i can't refresh or find anything decent until page 6 and newfags only stay on page 1. By then, it's been out spammed and dead.

Cowabunga it is!

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All I have left are cat memes

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>we

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Sup Forums loves cats. you are new

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See I brought us all together over murdering cats with our hands, as god intended.

I mean, I wouldn't go that far, but you at least helped. And no, das still bad.

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It’s a joke man. I actually really like cats, I just wanted to see how bad I could piss off Sup Forums

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1. Grab back of head and rear legs
2. Stretch the animal as far as possible
3. Push forward and turn the head, breaking neck
4. Profit

I mean, yeah, if you're gay. How else are you supposed to jerk off your lover?

kek

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We got out cat neutered for free from this. Worked out nicely, but he was gone for a month though.