My wife sends you this pic and says "teheheh my husband isn't home wanna come over and fuck?" Wut do?

My wife sends you this pic and says "teheheh my husband isn't home wanna come over and fuck?" Wut do?

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Tell her to see a plastic surgeon

Ask her when Kermit is coming home

She is a two bagger

Tell her to lose my number

Block number

Show up to your house, bash her face in with a cast iron skillet. Proceed to ass fuck her with no lube, rip out the lining of her rectum and throw it in the trash. Continue fucking her bloody shit hole and then cum in her mouth and make her swallow. She’s so fucking ugly it makes me mad.

>Show up to your house, bash her face in with a cast iron skillet.
Well at least it'd improve that face.

ok but im doing you from behind.

pump and dump

Hmmm...So he was behind that...?

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What you do is stop posting this hideous cunt. Nobody fucking cares. She is gross, you are a faggot, and this is shit copy pasta

Impregnate the bitch.

Not into farm animals

Not trying to be rude but this is second post of yours. This is the female version of ugly bastard.

Stop LARPing this pig. It’s gross

Assume it's spam and delete it.

Please stop posting pics of your ugly wife this is the 4th post ive seen

Assume a friend is having me on pretending to be some goblin

I'd rather burn my dick off with a propane torch than stick my dick in that creature for even a moment.

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woof

Wow. Just look at that beautiful body.