>be pregnant canadian
>birth scheduled for 2024
ITT: make fun of your country
Jaxson Price
Nathaniel Morales
>be canadian
>cuck yourself
classic
Josiah Baker
literaly any country with goverment healhcare
>be Pole on emmigration
>don't speak english/german
Mason Rogers
>Be colombian
>That's the joke in an of itself
Jordan Perez
>be pregnant american
>birth cost $10,000 (plus tip)
>give healthy baby boy to the local rabbi to bit off his tip (BASED JEWS)
>send child off to fight for american freedom in the middle east
Wyatt Sanchez
>be american
>work shitty, unfulfilling job until you die
Cameron Nguyen
>be brazilian
>saw more niggers today than many "eurocuck" will see in their lives.
Nicholas Adams
>be american
enough said
Isaac Johnson
>be gaythuanian
>an hero
Grayson Allen
>Be American
>Literally built on protest and rebellion
>Throw a hissy fit when people kneel during anthem
>Be white American
>Don't hate yourself
>Arrested for hate crime
Jason Russell
The last one is deep.
Noah Richardson
>buy economy class seat on a plane
>doesn't matter because the final destination is always the same
Benjamin Russell
>be Singaporean
>chew gum
>get arrested
>get caned
>get hanged
>die
Ayden Richardson
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Thomas Bennett
>land of the free
>most people love authoritarianism, quasi-fascists, and wage slavery
Ethan Gomez
>be brazilian
>get stabbed for not carrying enough money for the thief/having a shit phone
Dominic Rogers
>be Italian
>Government is an extension of Mafia
Connor Foster
...
Jackson Garcia
>be italian
>evade taxes
>get angry at politicians for being corrupted
Isaac Cox
what?
Zachary Reed
Don't forget that you need to pay for touching your baby
Thomas Wood
All governments are simply the most successful criminal organization in their particular area.
Aaron Martin
Real fucking edgy
Easton Rodriguez
so this...is the power of...statists..whoa
Brayden Nelson
necessary
Jose Phillips
...
David Johnson
...
Ayden Campbell
bretty much this for Spen too
Ethan Turner
woah so we can blame roman legacy for this
Dylan Sanchez
evading taxes is not corruption
Lincoln Ross
>Be a modern day American Feminist
>Do more harm to woman than good
Lucas Brown
>be german
>get mugged by achmed and his 20 cousins
>complain about it on the internet
>get arrested for hate speech
>get out of prison
>buy knife to protect myself
>blade longer than 12cm
>get arrested
>fap to hentai
>chest too flat
>get arrested
>go to christmas market
>get run over by truck of peace