How do i kill myself easily and painlessly

How do i kill myself easily and painlessly

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well, stick around for a few minutes and I'll tell you

Go up to a black person and ask them how they're doing today.

*Ask them how their father is doing today.

without firearms or drugs that'll be tough buddy.

go home

Die in your sleep at the ripe age of 97.

I have a guide somewhere here. Just gimme like an hour to find it

He wanted to kill himself, not get charged with murder.

Please don't do this, we all support you and it doesn't have to end this way...

Millenials are so entitled they won't even kill themselves unless its easy and painless. The whole reason you want to kill yourself is because life isn't easy and painless. At least man up for this ONE time and get it done.

heroin overdose is painless to the user it just looks bad from the outside. they could use it for executions but refuse to do so because you don't suffer enough.

Don't

this

Just do a KSG to the forehead Sadbot style

here, if you want I can talk to you, maybe help you decide against. If I don't oh well
Denali#2769

Is that Illinois? And probably just take a large dose of some sort of opioid combined with a poison.

So subtle the cops probably rule out suicide

Ah, yes. The night walks.

You high? Weed? Uppers? Probably tried some pain killers, too. Dealt with loss? Death, I'm talking about death. Someone close. Maybe there's a girl you can't get over. Maybe two, or even three. Someone emasculated you. Things just don't feel right. YOU don't feel right. You used to feel better, you know you did.

Been there, bro.

Exactly.

opioid OD, fent is easy to find now, only problem is that you get found in your own vomit but you're not aware of any of that, on your end you just get high and "go to sleep".

same tho

Same here. It sucks. Divorce was my problem. 10 years down the drain for nothing.

if you tell the dealer ahead of time you're going to use it to commit suicide you can probably get a sweet deal, it would be good marketing for the dealer.

Where can i get opioids?

Look up charcoal burning suicide and thank me later

Probably any mexican or nigger.

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I do wonder if this shit gets better sometimes

the darknet/tor, but then you have to wait a little for it to arrive

There are plenty of ways to kill yourself quickly and painlessly. You already know several answers to your question.

You don't want to do this. You're looking for a way to get help.

Just know that you shouldn't do this. There's lots of people who care about you. Your family. God above.

There's so much to live for. Good food. Starting a family. Falling in love. Sex. Good music. Comedy. Sightseeing. Travelling. Helping the world. Good TV shows and movies.

....but, if you can't find a single reason to live...

Just know that there's plenty of people on this very website who accept you as one of their own. I'm one of them, friend.

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I live in canada i don’t know if opioids are easy to find here.

Oi, fuck off, let the man die

This is good advice. I'm trying to go for the family and love aspect after losing that feeling. It's tough trying to repair a broken heart and broken trust.

fair point.

liking this response. when I posted a similar thread on here years ago I just got "prove it" and "do it faggot" in response.

been there bro. I know you cant possibly believe it but it gets better. I didn't for sure. but then it did. I didn't do anything special. I just started getting my shit together. Just take little steps, just small things you can do. I believe in you man, you got this shit. Its a hard go at it, but your gonna fucking get through it. No matter how bleak and bad it is you will. and your Sup Forumsros are out here and we got your back.

Watch Mexican Andy he'll make you feel better about yourself

It’s fucking pasta, faggot

Yeah right. Die at 97 in a nursing home being attended to by Shaniqua and Martina as they torture you slowly, depriving you of your oxygen and meals as you slowly waste away, unable to speak or give voice to your plight.

Nah, go out like a boss, go out taking out the drudge of society.

Why would you want to do that? Pretty sure you're just currently feeling down in life, and is stuck in a negative bubble. It will pass and you will feel better, just don't do something stupid.

You'll accomplish absolutely nothing by killing yourself, other than causing pain to everyone around you and losing the only life that you'll ever get. There are no second chances when you're dead.
Why not give life a chance instead? Find and do something you enjoy, even if its small things like watching tv. Anything to get you past this mood will do. A few years from now you'll feel different and you'll be glad you gave yourself a chance.

Opioid death isn't that nice either.
You struggle for breath as you keep passing in and out until death.

I don't even need to see a dealer then? How much milk do I drink to OD?

Sure. I've just finished my divorce paperwork and now waiting on the courts to finish it up. Invested about 10 years into her and then she started taking antidepressants and hanging out with bad people in Portland. I shouldn't have let her go to school there, honestly. The anti-migraine meds made her lose her memories and now she can't really even remember our relationship (which was why it was so easy for her to just throw it away)
Now I have a friend who's an older woman I hang out with that's a really good friend of mine but wants to take a loan out from me and will pay me back. She does need it, but I'm just burnt out from people taking advantage of me and I don't want money to mess up our relationship. I don't even have sex with her for fear of ruining our relationship.
I'm just tired of a lot of things.

Therapy. You need to find out why you keep getting into these relationships.

I'm currently going to therapy. My exwife really gave me a lot of sexual issues so I'm trying to get over that. I used to be normal and had a high libido, but now it's gone and I deal with ED and PE. Trying to fix that for the time being.
And I think I just crave a relationship where I can get along with someone since I've been in a relationship devoid of emotion for such a long time. So maybe anyone that gives me any attention is just someone that I want in my life instead of being alone.

I've been there many times this month bro. I tried to hang myself twice. I almost died both times. You're reaching out so somebody will stop you, I did the same thing. I think about going back out there and killing myself every day now. My advice is to NOT go through with it. You're not supposed to die yet, if you were then you would already be dead. You have a lot to live for. I'm slowly learning this about myself too.

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Did she get you into pegging?

I suggest avoiding opioids all together and instead choose to overdose on a dissociative like DXM for example, it’s commonly found in cough medicine

It actually isn't. I typed all of that myself.

Hello! It's a-me, Mariofag!

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No. She had vaginismus and basically every time we tried to have sex it would cause her severe pain. So eventually I stopped wanting to hurt her and stop wanting to have sex. So sex became a very negative thing to me. She tried oral once and hated it and never tried it again, so there were no other options.

Isn't DMX in jail?

Nice. Hope you're doing well.

Did you try anal?

No. She wouldn't even do oral, so anal would have been out of the question. Plus, I just don't really see the appeal of it because it's kind of gross in my opinion. I know some women like it and prepare themselves for it, but I'd be hesitant to try it.

Dont forget to start a stream

Go for the brainstem.
100% effective and you wont feel a thing.

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Soo...he was behind all that...?

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Couple gallons should do it.

Fucking an asshole doesnt feel as nice as fucking a pussy in all honesty. It's more of a novelty.

Could just give you some explosive diarrhea, though. Really, it's a no-lose situation.

Well, at this point I wouldn't mind having sex again. I know I have a lot of sexual anxiety, but I feel like if I have someone who wants to have sex with me I'll just explain everything to them. If they want to still do it, then I'll just do my best. Unfortunately right now the only people who want to have sex with me is a fat girl a state over and potentially my good friend.

Cross Hillary Clinton

Dude. Fucking yes.

In regards to what? Should I go for the kind of ugly fat chick? Or should I try to convince my good friend (who's a 40 year old single mom that's a bit overweight) to have sex? The fat one I feel like I could have sex with and not really have it mess up our friendship, but I'm just worried about ruining my friendship with the older woman.

You old lady fat pussy fucker

In regards to the apparent lack of creativity God or the universe or whathaveyou has. I've read through a lot of stories I identify with. Is this what growing up is?

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You owe me $500 asshole

You've lost me.
I guess I can do both. I'm in no rush though.

Created a Facebook account.

Two options:
1.) You feel alone.
2.) You talk to other people about feeling alone.

Sounds stinky

Death by cop. Choose a location and make a statement.

Drowning

Why are you even weighing the options if one of the possible outcomes is losing relationships you value? Kinda fucked up you think sex is something that happens to end a relationship.

I almost drowned once super fun op should do it

Be a dog...eat chocolate.

lily of the valley

golden age of this site

Go to Party City and rent a tank of helium. The human body can't distinguish between oxygen and helium, so if you put a bag over your head and fill it with the helium, you'll slowly suffocate and slip away without feeling anything. Safe travels my man. Hope you find peace.

I don't know. I do want to try to fix my views on sex and get back to that mindset I had years before I got married. I think I'll have to talk to my friend more about it and tell her that I hope it wouldn't effect our relationship. While I wouldn't mind having an actual relationship with her, I know it wouldn't be something for too long because I still want to have kids of my own. I just feel kind of lost after dropping out of a 10 year relationship. My health, job, and exercise are all okay by the way so that's not really a factor of it.

10 years is a long time, you're in uncharted territory as far as I'm concerned. Longest relationships I've ever had were a few years and no marriages. I can relate to the sex stuff though. God damn, I miss young sex. Less hesitation, less insecurity, more confidence, more fun. No going back, though. Good thing is you've learned a lot. Use your knowledge. Convince yourself there's more opportunity in the future, just as there was before. Let curiosity and excitement drive you. It'll be different, but that doesn't mean it's going to be bad. Sex and love are two different things, but people in love do have sex. Maybe that's what I'm really trying to say?

Yep, that's a big thing I miss. It was just more fun. My first would be okay with initiating sex whenever she wanted, and was fine with me doing the same. I've not found another like that. I've had one-night things too and I understand the difference between sex with and without love, and it's hard for me to even consider sex without some sort of relationship. It just kind of disgusts me. I'm working on fixing my heart and the ability to feel love for another person too. That day she told me she wanted to get divorced really messed me up.

Just get drunk and hang yourself

Piss off the Clintons.

That would work

Wait patiently until you succumb to natural causes.

Best idea ITT. You'll end up shooting yourself in the back of the head twice while padlocked inside a suitcase. Won't feel a thing.

Take your time, user. You’ll be ok. Let that friendship carry you through. You’ve got this.

Thanks, user. I'll probably end up helping this friend out with this loan. I'll get the money back eventually and it will really help them out of this shitty situation. Thanks for chatting and hope the best for you.

I heard those Party City tanks don’t have a high enough concentration of helium. Maybe it can be researched by someone’s personal army.

You live to be old and die in your sleep. :)

I understand the feelings your're going through. Life aint that bad but you get what you put in it and honestly I don't think I have put in enough

You won't actually die. There are times I should have died from heroin overdoses and othe things but I didn't. I'm a firm believer in quantum immortality.

dress up as your mama and dont reply. as simple as it seems, dumb zoomer.