I wanna be Janeane Garofalo's boyfriend

I wanna be Janeane Garofalo's boyfriend.

If you know her, met her, worked with her, or performed with her, share your stories here.

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Janeane in Green.

Loved her in "The Matchmaker".

She look like a Shitcano piece of crap

You’ve sunk below a log poster, user. Even banana posters stopped posting.

So hot on "Girlfriend's Guide To Divorce".

Dude you need to kill yourself

Janeane hair/wig stories please?

I smelled her fart on an elevator once.

What brand was it?

Oooh, details please?

Nipples.

Dude, for Christ's sake, give it a rest. Go to Sup Forums

He already is.

>be me
>nickle and dime bag horse dealer
>Janeane desperate for H
>Blew me for a dime bag
>happened 10-15 times
>Did ass to mouth for a tenth

she molested me

lol anyone remember that homemade vid that came out in the late 90s of her?

Which one?

The one that was just after she had sex, i just remember she was smoking naked on the bed, wasn't a super long vid

Ha, yeah that never happened.

Lol she talked about it on howard stern, it wasn't anything great just some thing an ex ended up sharing. It was just pretty shit quality and you didn't see much

Janine's tits look like the physical manifestation of clinical depression.

She was never on Stern.

I mean those tits are so sad looking. It looks like she's smuggling two deformed game hens in her blouse.

SAN FRANCISCO! ALLEY! BLOW JOB!

Her tits are so sad they's swallow. bottle of pills if they had a mouth.

Her tits are so depressing that they come with an FDA warning.

then it was someone like stern, not everyone can remember every detail about her life or things that happened to her 20+ years ago lol. I remember seeing the vid and whether or not you think it's real, i don't really care

Her tits are so sad that a licensed psychiatrist pit them on suicide watch.

Her tits cry themselves to sleep every night. That's how sad they are.

Why do you keep making this thread?

Why not?

If you hold Janine's tits to your ear, you hear the ocean. Crying.

Because it's retarded and gay?

He want's to make it easier for the detectives when she goes missing.

If Janine's tits were at Auschwitz, the ovens would be the third saddest thing there.

If Janine's tits were listed on the stock exchange, their abbreviation would be SADZ.

Oh gee it's THIS fucking pasta again. The one that wasn't funny to begin with yet you dumb faggots insist on posting them. Thanks for killing a thread retard.

Her tits are so sad every time she takes off her shirt "In the arms of an angel" by Sarah Mclachlan plays

If you pound Janine from behind, her malformed tits make the sound that a flat tire does when they flop around.

Her tits are so sad that whoever sees them has to watch the first 15 minutes of "UP" to cheer up

If Janine's tits were a song, they'd be a Danish funeral march.

Enough about Janeane's tits, how about her hair/wig/weave/hairpiece/extensions.

Her tits are so sad even her wig doesn't want to touch them

Her tits are so sad even OP saw them and said nevermind.

Her tits are so sad they killed themselves. And this thread.

Sad as they are, Janine's tits may be her nicest quality. Seriously, where would you see a forehead like that outside of an evolutionary chart?

And the flea market jewelry and prison quality tattoos. Jesus Christ.

The average trap has more femininity.

Why? They're great.

You can look at her and tell that her hair smells like an ashtray and cough drops.

Dude I love you, keep it up

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Thanks. I'm The Garofaholic on Twitter.

Janine's tits are so sad that her therapist gives her the group therapy rate.

OP couldn't keep it up with a fistful of Viagra. The only thing sadder than OP's tiny flaccid penis are Janine's tits.

Janine's tits are so sad she wears a burial shroud in lieu of a bra.

Serious question; are you sick in the head?

Janine's tits are so sad they have their own Prozac prescription.

Ricardo Lopez reborn

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>Ricardo Lopez reborn
Yes! Do it, OP. Blow your brains out for the ugly dyke

Janine's tits are so ass ugly that kissing them is considered analingus.