It's that time again
Rules
>posting pic of waifu will result in a read on your personality
>dubs gets told to fuck off
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to be made
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per faggot
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>side effects include hopelessness, possibility of being eaten, evisceration, incarceration, addiction to drugs, extreme diarrhea, suicidal thoughts or death
hello fortune teller, wouldn't you mind offering me some of your fortune
Of course faggot kun
>your fortune says be wary of asking certain questions for you will get what you expected and all the mental preparation will been for naught
hey fortune teller, sorry for the obscure waifu but can i get a read?
This isn't a waifu but I'll post some Lain.
Tell my fortune o OP with the cute hair-ribbon loli avatar.
My waifu
Lain is for beta virgin nerds
Remind me that I have a personality plz
Here's my question for you: Do you believe life is worth living? On a personal & egoistical level is it that bad to abandoned life and commit suicide? Most life is made out of the blue, do we really need deep and acceptable reason to die?
Of course user
>your personality can't accept loss for what it is and rebels against the natural order of things despite futility. The best friends you could ever have won't need to say much just be there
Thanks user
What's up rena poster?
>your fortune says don't fall for sweetness without expecting things to go sour
If it helps you sleep at night Asuka-fag.
My thanks. I will keep that in mind.
thank you wise one
Nice dubs, but thank you for what?
Nice haven't seen a asuka poster in awhile or many I just don't talk to many waifufags nowadays
>your personality has goals to reach and nothing will get in your way especially the most trivial of things. Mocking those that deserve it is a justification for the way you are with people but you couldn't care less even if you knew.
You got triple bakas so it's something
>your fortune says the correct method to approach your current situation is to put less emphasis on what you can't but can
Well I don't believe killing yourself is wrong but life is precious especially in a world of uncertainty so lots of consideration and planning has to be taken but really it's all up to you
No problem
No problem user
Why for bumping of course
I no longer use Almas pics
Fuck I need to proofread my shit more oh well
And you are?
oh fortune teller, pls tell me of my heresy.
Teach me what I need to know
yuri best girl
I want you to ruin my day
yo throw me one of those fortunes
been a while since i've gotten one
Fortune please.
Any time user.
Let's hear it
Ayo
You were kinda right on that fortune then.
If you want an pessimistic view on something you can ask me a question in return
I don't know what's going on anymore.
wrong.
What heresy have you commited stranger of the internet?
>your fortune says you have commited the online crime of faggotry dispense shekiel and bitcoin in a fake account to get saved!
And how do I know that?
We'll see what happens
>your expectations don't live up to today's standards and should be sought in the fragmented dreams
Oh it's flag user of course man
>your fortune says past and present should be connected with each other to make a path for the future
>your fortune says to avoid being left behind make it hard for it to happen in the first place
>your personality is quick to debunk sophistry and deceit. Time will not be spent in the abstract for you think in the present and expect to find your answers in a pragmatic approach
Sup nig
>your personality sees itself to rid all self comstriction and follows the path to independence
Im pessimistic enough to decline on the offer
Me neither user
You know what I need to know through the fortunes
>your personality is controlled by the very thing that makes you happy
Ok
>your fortune says your life lacks consistency and and you have all this time not being spent well. Learn how to follow a itinerary
One fortune telling please
>your fortune says accept those you love for all that is them even their mistakes
Gimme a read
I prob should have said that was my waifu but I'm happy with that fortune
Enjoy my last reading for the day
> your ambition to do great transcends your faults and insecurities. But stereotypes of others hold you back from being in a higher place of standing. Don't lose hope for there's more potential in you than you think
Fuck yeah!
thanks for the fortune
good to see people still doing these threads, brings good juju