ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.
>Be a knight.
>3 colored keys.
ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.
>Be a knight.
>3 colored keys.
>Beat the fuck out of racial stereotypes.
Zelda
>Trying to eat
>Constantly haunted
Pac Man
Yup
Y is the thread dead?
It's early\late. Maybe lewds will help.
>Destroy everything from a jeep.
>everything looks like shit
>fuck the monster
>monster also gets raped
Contra?
More than a few fighting games come to mind
Is that a motherfucking punch out reference?
>everything looks like shit
Well we knows it’s in Florida now
Be a prince, make a ball.
A very big ball.
Exploding penguins hunt for underwear.
>Cool future warrior fights villains with canon arm and
>Also balls
What the fuck
Be hungry, flee from ghosts.
Have a nice meal, hunt ghost
Mega man
Try harder
totally legit thought, it's a sequel of
>exploding penguins hunt for desserts
>collecting pokemon
Purple cone drank something toxic and tries to take over the world
You’ve been beat to it
Day of the tentacle
You know dude I got a hunch. Is it pokemon?
>dinosaur carries baby
Correct!
It is.
No. No jeeps in Contra.
but of course
Another one
>Ultima's avatar is invading my home
Gaming consoles in a console game.
Oh fuck, is it Jackal?
Not mega man
Yoshi’s Island
>Oh shit my baby momma died...
>Better kill giants
You're a space wizard, Kyle.
But you're not stronger than The Mouse.
Mailman kills a casino higher up and changes the future of an entire city
Fallout New Vegas?
Defeat dinosaurs with your head.
Litteraly.
It sounds like a Mario game but I wouldn’t call them dinosaurs... hmmm
Yes!
>Kill gremlins with blue and red pillars.
Yup
Bonk... all of them. Revenge was my favorite.
it shares many things with Mario, but it's not Mario.
It's retro as fuck, I don't expect many people to know about it
I got two
>be a glorified paperboy that swallows a load and then rapes the local community to death
>detergent picks up a rifle and shoots brown people to stop a bear from buttfucking some assholes that try to piss on said detergent later
damn right it is.
Looks like I spoke too fast here
toomba or something i know its some form of a cavebabu not the purple haired one but the baldy one. am i close?
also someone said that game where you kickslide around town and all i could think about was Kingdomhearts.
I have Bonk 1 and 2 on the TG16 here somewhere.
>elf and his cat collect socialist energy sources to stop black people from existing and power their bike
What console?
The problem with these two is that they have enough detail to be unique but at the same time are literally indistinguishable from anything else.
Metroid?
Hounding rave chimps with a mesh work wand
Good job friendo, wanted to make it a 50/50
Kill a giant snowflake powered by the big sad in order to save the world
Time for a hard one
>25% of the screen is gameplay
>60% is text and numbers
>The other 15% is the game logo
>22 large maze like levels
>Released on the Turbo Graphix 16
Literal snowflake?... or conservative snowflake?
Dungeon Explorer.
>a boy and his cat fight the undead communists
Ape Escape
Nope. Close.
GAH!!.. its that other one... Neotopia, or some shit... FUUUUUCK YOU!.
You were closer (name wise) with the 1st one
>Praystation family line
>paperboy's first friend is a doctor that can break his own neck
>detergent is friends with money and a spiderman villain
Damn was I that obvious
>chief wahoo falls out of the sky to fight a lizard man and some dinosaurs before leaving some future cowboy turbovirgin to die
FUUUUUUUUU!! I am competitive and refuse to just google this... I hate you so much. Now I'm trying to figure what word was close...
Speaking to penguins disguised as sheep to uncover their plot
A literal snowflake
Silent Hill 2?
niggas throwing shit around
Turok
The key word is dungeon
>Also shop doors are hard to see in the gameplay section
Ferguson.
Put green bean men in untrustworthy contraptions and shoot for the stars
your a private eye who fucks chicks and you gotta be a delivery at the start.
No. it was made by midway
Atari 's Adventure
First winner!
Three more on the board, guys.
>Trip to hell packed with dick puns
Duke Nukem
rape disnosaur that eats apples
>Catching feral apes
Couldn't be more obvious than that
> I am cold
> where the fuck am I
> those potatoes won't last
> better fuck my underage sister
That game on the Atari. With the mazes and shit.
Super Mario World
Trashy human in a trash world tries to get a ticket out while saving a brain damaged girl from dating his clone.
Control a spermie while talking to women.
garfield for the atarti 2600
leisure suit larry 9 or 8 or something
Was already said you stupid cunt
aliens
You gotta tell me what this game is, dood!
u wint
Only played one game of the series, but hell, that's close enough.
>Fat shirtless firebreather.
you know, a part of me would love that to be the answer
Robot Gyro
Tongue of the Fatman
>best friends with a blue idiot
>throw hands with pirates
> do it all for mystical fairy pussy
>be wizard
>have to rescue older wizard who is a dick
>die every 30 seconds