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So I have court in 2 days and I'm 100% sure I'm going back to jail. I thoroughly enjoy amphetamines and would like to smuggle a small amount of meth in to try to make my stay a little bit more enjoyable. The jail I'm going to, upon booking, has everyone go through a full body X-ray scanner machine.
A few ideas I've had is to melt some down and pour it over a calloused area of skin and hope it's well enough hidden and won't fall off, which is likely, and it would hurt like a bitch. Another was to try to just barely get it wet enough to become a very viscous liquid and create a fake blister with super glue or somthing (haven't gotten that one figured out completely) and inject it underneath, then once I am in my cell, "pop" the blister and drain it onto paper or somthing to soak up and dry for future use. Any ideas would be appreciated.

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Get clean dumbass. That shit will ruin you

Reading this made me sad. I hope you get off these drugs and learn to live a sober, normal life some day. Good luck, user.

Well this isn't very helpful advice...
How about you worry about your own addictions. Fucking retard

Yes. Everybody should be normal. STFU moron

Have you tried ending your own life ? Works every time

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t. drugfag kek

I'm laughing at you user

Just do enough meth that it will last for your whole stay in jail

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JUST AWAKE

Go Look dem Lyrics. U seem fucked up ( addict and prison !?) i wish you all best

Put meth rock under foreskin.
Inside belly button if deep enough..


But seriously you're probably going back to jail because you use meth. Or because of bad choices you've made on meth.
Or because you've fucked your life using meth.

Basically meth and your own stupidity if why you've been to jail in the first place and why you are returning to jail.

Like previously stated. Wake up to your own shit. Get clean. Start making the right choices.

Cunts go on about being a product of the system or your surroundings but ultimately at the end of the day. You choose how you live. You have a moral compass and you choose to follow or ignore it.

Get clean. Sort your life out. Start actually living. Not being a useless dead shit scumd bag

sucks dude
odds of getting anything past the scanner are slim as fuck
maybe in your nasal cavity?
also theres prescription amphet available, just gotta give a part of your soul to a min wage job
good luck user

The x ray scanner is like the airport ones.
So you could totally swallow some balloons.
You'll be the most popular bitch in your cellblock.
But be sure to take more then just meth. Coke, heroin, oxy...

Have you ever tried a drug addiction? Sobriety is nothing compared to being an absolutely fucked unit
pussy

Put a bunch in a bag and shit it out

Swallow balloons. Not that difficult.

which part of the x ray scanner did you not understand?

Yeah I've smoked weed and done a lot of e and speed and mdma. Was addicted to speed when I was younger. But I kept my shot together and didn't become a scum fuck.

Smoked weed daily for most of my adult life. But I'm still a functioning member of society and I'm living a full life.

I kicked my speed habit. And hardly smoke week anymore. Just on the odd occasion.

It's easy if you have will power

You obviously dont know how xrays work.

Just buy on the inside?

Plenty of meth to score in jail. Learn to suck dick happily to earn credits and the boys will hook you up

going out your way to shit on people rooting for you. yeah get fucked in jail you idiot. gj ruining your only shot on life by being weak for some shitty drug. "its better than normal life" what an absolute fuck.

You're just gonna do it all at once and have none after that anyway. Stop being a bitch and accept that you're not gonna get any. It's a good excuse to get off it.

You are a creative guy, user. But I think most of these operations will fail. Instead spend some time trying to get to know the people on the inside and their connections on the outside.

U sound like a fucking tool. Please stop posting

Do u even know who ur responding to?

You're either going to use it all at once and get caught or have it stolen from you. Just get the detox over with

truth be told user, dont fucking try it. you will either fail or get caught. even if you get in with the drugs, how long will it last you? i doubt you can get any smuggled in after the fact. just kick the habit, do your time and the universe will hate you slightly less

good luck either way, user

OD before you get to jail dont faggotalostanoshiosan

Ignore the moralfags OP

I've done six years but all the prisons I went to did not have an xray, that's why 50% of the jails were stoned up their arm every day because it all comes in in assholes

good luck, OP

Sell that shit and buy as many Suboxone strips as u can. meth is for hillbilly trash anyway.They are easy to hide and you can get about 100$ a strip in jail for it. In Michigan they're about 10 bucks a piece.

I'm curious. Why would people rather go to jail than just kill themselves? I guess if you're just gonna be in for a few days... maybe a few weeks, sure I guess.

Though If you're gonna be tortured for years then why bother living? It's not like we're immortal.

This guy knows. suboxone would be good to take all the time in jail too just sleep and feel relaxed.

They had body scanners where I went. Just get a girl to mail you fentanyl or meth air brushed onto your mail

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Lol methheads always have an idea huh

I think the blister thing is fairly smart.

OP shave your head before and put a bunch of meth on your shaved head then super glue it there.

Or bring your meth with you in court and put it in your bag of supplies before you go to the scanner and they wont even know

as an ex CO that primarily did booking, it will be found 99% of the time. the 1% is then there is a retard working and doesn't catch it. if you're not already going for a felony there is no point because you're just gonna get fucked and make a short sentence into a long one.

Sell your Kidney to pay for bail
Sell your house for drug money
???
Profit

Honestly OP you're not getting anything in, you'll have to smuggle it later

Holy fugg
I'm an aussie convict and those are pretty much the exact prices here too. Also it's easy to hide, dogs here couldn't smell it, jail time flies by

Why were you in jail, why are you going back? What's it like inside?

In my experience, everything is for sale on the inside, but sucking dick for money does not happen a lot as there is a lot of hate towards anything homosexual. Suggesting something like that is more likely to get you a beating.

amphetamine is called medicine in my country

portugal?

what about you stay clean durring your time in jail and use the time to think about you life choices, prison is not supposed to be fun. until then use the 2 days you have for your drug consumption

Just get some in prison,make shiv's and other things to trade for cigarrettes, if you are even half decent at art/tattooing you can get good shit through that, be good at cooking and make good food to smuggle to people through the kitchen for stuff as well.

Prison is fun in holland, you get free food and cigarettes, an Xbox and some fun talk with oher degenerates, and they usually let you go very soon if you don't start trouble.

You could file a formal request with a doctor's note. Something that says you could die and the can ween you off. There always form courts n jails use paperwork. Look up your state's policy. Real talk they can give us something

I've been to prison in Holland. You get free food yes, but that's pretty standard I think. I don't know of a place where they lock you up and refuse to give you food.

You don't get an xbox. If you have a gamecube or a PS2 yourself, you are allowed to have it brought in along with 10 games and 2 controllers max at a cost. You also don't talk with other degenerates a lot, as the majority of the day you spend alone in your own cell watching TV, reading and jacking off.

Oh and the free cigarettes thing is bullshit. You need to pay for that.

i would count it as torture if i had to play my games on a Xbox.

STFU you absolute faggots, all dutches are retards and ugly and not real men without exception

If you aren't in some local pussy teen lock up, you are going to get made piss if anyone finds out, and you will not be high on meth around inmates and guards without them instantly knowing.

gamecube dosnt sound that bad there where pretty good games on gamecube

Just suck dick in jail for it, it's not like you weren't doing it already.
You pathetic fucking junkie.

True. I spent a lot of my time playing games like zelda (wind waker/ocarina/twilight princess), fire emblem, mario etc. or multiplayer mario kart or very old fifa with other inmates.

CO reporting in. I'm not going to pretend you have a 0% chance of getting your stash through intake. My jail is awash with drugs.

I will tell you that if you get caught with the shit while you're in that you WILL end up doing more time. That county time will also most likely turn into state time. That additional time will also be consecutive.

except if you have no money

Nope. If you want you can earn some money by doing manual labour (I spent 5 months wrapping and packaging sponges), which you can then use for buying cigarettes, but you don't get anything for free aside from necessities like food.

Plenty of people kick meth in prison it's one of the easiest to and you'll be ok. The pussy is you for being a fiend to it and I hope someone makes you their wife.

Here's a golden tip for when you're in jail OP: tell everyone you're in for making and distributing kiddie porn. That's the kind of offence that gets you some serious rep in prison, puts you right at the top of the food chain.

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This guy knows what's up

Just stop it

kek

There's more drugs on the inside than there is on the street. Don't take any, get to know the guys on the inside.

You could just have your mom and dad float balloons with drugs over your new home and then you just have to steal a gun to shoot down the balloons. You could use color coded balloons too. Blue for meth, red for crack, green for pot, black for heroin, etc.

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That sounds like the retarded version of airdropping drugs into prison with a drone

Lol

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Kind of like the "blister" idea, but just melt it all down, inject it all into your blood stream, and when you get to jail grab some paper towels and slit your wrist as deep as possible. If you hit the artery, you'll get more meth out. Then let it dry and smoke it.

nigger you really think a little bit of meth is going to matter in the large scale of your sentence? if you're being sentenced for hard drug charges you got some serious time ahead of you. whatever you sneak in is going to be gone before you know it.

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