I'm Lautaro Martinez and I'm the next GOAT

I'm Lautaro Martinez and I'm the next GOAT

You probably never heard about me because I'm not Brazilian, but don't get surprised when I make it to Argentina's starting 11

But I have heard of him. He's been linked with Atletico, Inter and Dortmund.

He's shit, stop.

>hat trick and one assist earlier today against almighty Huracan
>basically scores 2 goals every game
>carrying a shitty Racing team
>can score with both legs
>Sampaoli will literally take him to the World Cup over European players

he is not african thats why france won't rate him.

According to Wikipedia he has 13 goals in his entire career. If Sampaoli isn't retarded he'll go with Icardi

his career is like 6 games lmao

this boy is out of this world, he's more dominating than aguero and higuain ever were

he's batistuta all over again

Bojan looked good in 6 games as well

>the handler of huracan

Huracan is unironically the sixth biggest team

Yes but in all seriousness i hope the kid can stay healthy and free of injuries because he is very talented and should have a very bright future

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT AMERICAN FOOTBALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

I won't be surprised because your managers always pick garbage Argie league players over better European based ones

>argentina first 11
Kek
Like thats an achievement.
Le havent won a trophy in 30 years team

>going to >sfinter
he already trashed his career lmao

I wouldn't be surprised if my office janitor made it into Argentina's starting 11 lad

>but don't get surprised when I make it to Argentina's starting 11
good, maybe messi will finally retire so Argentina can win an international trophy again

Butthurt?

>trophy
>non-ironically putting an invitation trophy with 8 teams next to a trophy that takes 4 years to get into and 200 countries play it
t. haven't made it to a world cup final since color television exists

t. Albiceleste S.A rasin fan

hijo eterno bobo

I'm not, see:

but I've heard of him, rasin would be in relegation zone without him

Hi Lautaro, I'm Mr Sup Forums

>the good ol' 1 good season argie lad
he will be sell to a big club which will let him go on loan to a shitty club and eventually end up playing in some 2nd division tier euro club
I've seen this happen before

You haven't watched him play. He's a beast. He's not a tap-in master, he creates his own goals.

lol no
hes the next gabigol