Nothing happens: The Movie

Nothing happens: The Movie

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Why do people watch this alt-right fantasy crap?

Legolas invented shieldsurfing.

Legolas and Gimli are completely irrelevant characters. One of them should have been killed off in the first movie instead of Boromir

Nothing happens 2

>An irrelevant character should have been killed off replacing the most emotional scene in the movie.

You aRe like a little baby

That's cause Jackson can't direct and these have no tone progression.

Truth

>irrelevant characters
>should have been killed off

FEMALES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEE

That doesn't look like Manchester by the sea

test

How do you guys think the nothing happens series of movies hold up compared to the manga or the video games?

>females can't possibly love TLotR

I'm not OP but

I FUCKING OWN EVENSTAR

I FUCKING READ THE BOOK THOUSAND TIMES

MY LETTERBOXD FIRST NAME IS EOWYN

MY FIRST GMAIL PASSWORD WAS YOUSHALLNOTPASS

GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING ALPHA PIECE OF SHIT

L O N D O N
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>roastie gets triggered and emotional over Sup Forums

GTFO dumb bitch

how does it feel to die all alone?

Feels good, anyways, what's your email? ;)

[email protected]

>Nothing happens
>Saruman gets btfo by Ents and Rohirrim
>Frodo realizes that Ring is a heavier burden than he can bear
>sets up the tone for the big showdown between Men of the West and Sauron in RoTK

>woman gets in an argument
>immediately pulls out the virgin card
All women can only think with their vaginas, because they know it's the only thing they have over men

better to die alone, than to die alone because I wasted all my money on lazy cunts like you

intense final battle scenes gets interrupted by slow talking tree scenes
supposedly badass orc bred for way goes down in one hit like bitches
movie introduces faramir, the biggest beta cuck in the whole trilogy
legolas starts the gravity defying video game action sequences that will become the cancer known as the hobbit trilogy
your friendly neighborhood wizard gandalf the grey comes back as the stuck up pretentious jackass know as gandalf the white

>wtf there isnt swordfighting at all
kys

>woman gets in valid argument
>gets invalid response like this
>woman mock the alpha
>hits too close to home
>alpha starts making more invalid points

all alpha can only think that all women can only think with their vaginas, because they know it's the only thing they have over men, because they believe every board is /soc/

and just proved me right

It's sad to me that a hundred years ago the two of you would have already been married and in love for five years and had like, 4 kids.

Sexual revolution was a mistake.

shit bait

>user makes a joke
>female comes in and attentionwhores, wants attention for being girl
Women can post here, but the ones who try to get attention from being women can go fuck themselves. For example i'm actually a girl, but I usually never mention it, especially in response to jokes.

it's not Sup Forums or /k/ ffs

it's just Sup Forums

why is it so fucking hard to accept that there are autist women who prefers Sup Forums over some fuckyeahmovies.tumblr.com and come here

>women can post here
>can
>i'm actually a girl

of course you are

get your tits out for us

can we talk about movies again?

back to or whatever the fuck you came from

shows us your tits you cunt

one or two things happen, don't be dramatic.
youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

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tits or gtfo

>Nothing happens: The Movie

/thread

girls "liking" things is so fucking cringeworthy

>LotR is alt-right

Fuck. Off