I'm new to/b/. Ask me anything

I'm new to/b/. Ask me anything

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Where'd you get that fish? Did you catch it with your bare hands?

oh boy cant wait to see how this goes.

who was phone?

Are you fuckin joking me.
That fish is to small to be catch with your bare hands. OP bought it at some bait show and had his mom take a pic so he can post it on facebook fishing group.
So some besides his mom would talk to that ugly fuck

How does neutron starts work user

Yea but look at his meaty dick beaters, I'm betting he could catch that fish

I caught it with my bare hands. Ask me more.

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Are you joking, this has to be a joke.
That fish is 7 inches top.

What other fish did you caught with you hands

Yea but it's already confirmed he caught it with his bare hands

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You have nice taste in shirts. Where do you buy them?

Made a nice hearty soup with it.

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I'm greater at Walmart. Get all my clothes there for employee discount

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If I came in to your Walmart, what would you say to me?

I'd say, hello, welcome to Walmart. Maxi pads are in isle 14

>i can't even

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How would you welcome me if I gave you the secret Sup Forums handshake?

I'd follow you into the bathroom or dressing room and suck your dick to completion.

Haha why are her tits and crotch obscured?

Hi sexy

Vacation. Don't tell anyone. I pee'd in the water.

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is this /our/ chromosome fag?

pretty based OP, not gonna lie.

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I'm a decent bowler

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